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 GernBlanston
unintended sideeffect
Registered: 05/28/03
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 Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip  [Re: Jackal]
#1597883 - 06/01/03 08:44 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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64.6 Take random doses given to you by strangers while already on 3 hits of acid.
64.7 Do the above at a Dead show where you are by yourself, where you have hitchhiked 300 miles, and when your backpack is in the truck of someone elses car.
64.8 Freak out at said Dead show with 85 hits of blotter in your pocket, get really paranoid after watching an undercover bust in the mens pisser, and spend the rest of the night knowing that they're coming for you next.
64.9 Try to give your 85 hits of blotter to venue security, just to save them some time (note: fortunately, he didn't know what I was handing him, so I managed to scoop it back up and take off before I got in real trouble.)
See 64.6
BE 64.6
851.2 Get fixated on one word because it's fun to say.. ie. "Blood", or "Capitalistic", cuz your friends will want to pound you.
851.3 Get pounded by your friends for any reason.
851.4 Try to pet the bull. Bulls are not your friends, and they don't like being petted.
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There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.
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 jtseaweed
Stranger
Registered: 06/24/02
Posts: 1,325
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: GernBlanston]
#1602604 - 06/02/03 07:37 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Run up to a cop, slap him with your dick and scream "i am on mushrooms"!!
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Demon_Hunter
Stranger
Registered: 05/31/03
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: jtseaweed]
#1603445 - 06/03/03 12:36 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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?) Never act on any idea that springs into your mind, always think about it for a minute first. I seriousely wanted to run home, grab a hammer, run back to where we were, and yank a nail from someone's failed tree fort out of the tree. Fortunately my friend convinced me this would be a dumb idea.
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SirCopeAlot
PsychonaughtExtraordinaire
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 20
Loc: Nr London
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Demon_Hunter]
#1603577 - 06/03/03 02:27 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well, as the father of the Bad Trip ideas, i am taking precations for my next trip, in about 3 weeks, i am taking 15g of mushrooms to a friends university flat, 2 friends of his are coming round, and we are going to trip heavily, but first:
Phones off, and given to person in the flat nextdoor, not to be given back for 6 hours.
Same with car keys and wallets.
10 knocks on the wall informs our neighbor of a problem,
food (fresh fruit, cereal cookies etc)and juice (tropical) in abundance.
Plama dome, strobe light, uv lamp, disco ball all set up ready for a show!
Its common sense, set and setting, and preparation,
2534635656456.000021) Tell a friend that he is turning blue and try and give them CPR
Have fun!
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QQQ
Stranger
Registered: 06/03/03
Posts: 42
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: toolshroomer]
#1604898 - 06/03/03 02:06 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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63. being around jerkoffs
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irieDANK
the irie one
Registered: 04/18/03
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138. Crumble up crackers all over the carpet because they're stayle
139. Get rolled
140. boldly hold up your 2 foot bong with your grandfather watching
141. wash your frandfather's dog while peaking on a quad of dank shrooms
142. Hit yourselft in the head with a baseball bat
143. stare straight at the sun without blinking for like 60 seconds
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irieDANK
the irie one
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 22
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: irieDANK]
#1606361 - 06/03/03 09:42 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha frandfather
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silversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: irieDANK]
#1606564 - 06/03/03 10:57 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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144. smear shit on the walls because you figure it isn't real anyway.
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thestringphish
vajrayana
Registered: 04/17/03
Posts: 521
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: silversoul7]
#1606950 - 06/04/03 01:40 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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put your hand in the camp fire because you are the fire and the light and you think a bath in your seperated self would be quite refreshing.
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"this is life changing"
welcomehome
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PHOBoSapiens
psychonaut
Registered: 07/08/02
Posts: 19
Loc: Papua New Guinea
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3.1415?: Watch "the Thing" or "invasion of the Body Snatchers" with some friends (or people you don't know)
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A0999
Disco ish
Registered: 09/27/02
Posts: 3,489
Loc: TEXUS
Last seen: 16 years, 9 months
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: PHOBoSapiens]
#1662343 - 06/25/03 06:09 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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100. mastubate your animals
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chunder
marker
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 966
Loc: The City
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: PHOBoSapiens]
#1662885 - 06/26/03 01:46 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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~ Spend the night in the woods alone.
~ Believe that there are no consequences.
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Funguy
Homo SapiensEntheogenous
Registered: 01/07/03
Posts: 2,415
Loc: Muffy
Last seen: 3 years, 6 months
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: A0999]
#1662902 - 06/26/03 01:46 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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E=mc2: Get into a water gun fight with friends, realizing that you don't have a water gun, so you fling chewed up hotdog at everybody.
I lost count: Jump on a trampoline
-103.039832: Try to act out a scene from any kung fu movie.
70: Videotaping you and your friends while tripping.
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Is attention your retarded heroin?
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Grav
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: A0999]
#1663657 - 06/26/03 03:35 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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1. Get dropped off alone in the woods miles from home, when it is about 10-20 degrees out, and the evening is approaching.
2. Remember all the stories of ghosts and of satanic rituals performed in the said woods... right after you eat a fat 8th of mushrooms.
3. Try and meditate away the freezing cold, and then realizing you feel like eyes are watching you from every direction.
4. Realize you're going to die if you stay out here tripping all night, and end up running miles back into town in the slushy snowbank on the side of the road. Tripping balls the whole time and having cars screaming past you only inches away, leaving tracers everywhere.
5. Try and find your friends' apartment when you've only been there once and you forgot what it looked like. And then you try and open the door without knocking, and it ends up being some old man that looks freaked out. And you've been out in the cold for so long that your jaw is all frozen and you try and talk to him but it comes out as slurring gibberish so you just turn around and run away.
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7. Go to Wal-Mart. Think the guy on the floor-buffer is after you.
8. Let your friend bring you to a trailor out in the stix where a bunch of drunk rednecks fuck with you. Throw a cigarette butt at one and hit him in the face and then have him attempt to step on your head while you're lying down.
9. Have permanent markers lying around and big blank white apartment walls. (a couple weeks before you are moving out and getting the place inspected by the landlord.)
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Noviseer
Percussion isFree
Registered: 03/18/03
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Last seen: 10 years, 12 days
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Grav]
#1664203 - 06/26/03 10:35 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let your non-tripping friend who loves metallica control the music being played, and be too paralyzed with master-of-puppets-induced fear to be able to tell him to turn that SHIT OFF!
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krazykamil
Polack
Registered: 03/17/03
Posts: 37
Last seen: 20 years, 9 months
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Noviseer]
#1664222 - 06/26/03 10:46 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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babysit, nuff said
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Tell Your Shirt to Grow up Kamil!
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LostMetropolis
A Stranger AmongStrangers
Registered: 03/22/03
Posts: 236
Loc: In The Machine
Last seen: 20 years, 9 months
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Grav]
#1664662 - 06/26/03 01:54 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Grav said:
7. Go to Wal-Mart. Think the guy on the floor-buffer is after you.
But the guy on the floor buffer really IS after you!
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"Not All Who Wander Are Lost" - Tolkien
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LiL_KuSsH
Lost In The Trip
Registered: 05/07/03
Posts: 3,001
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polarity
vagabond
Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 99
Loc: Jackson, MS
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: LiL_KuSsH]
#1666783 - 06/27/03 07:42 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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go to work at a hospital and feel like because they are doctors and nurses they can look and see that your on something.. then hide in your office all day and not do any work.
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But I?ll survive, the pain lets me know I?m alive.
But I still feel that this ain?t livin.
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Zutroye
Duke
Registered: 06/12/03
Posts: 301
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: polarity]
#1667178 - 06/27/03 11:30 AM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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8746234 X (?-?+2) : On your first trip, go in a dark wood at night
????????????????? with a gang of your crazy anarchist friends
1053? destroying a plastic santa claus, one of them hit
an unknown guy with a skateboard, and after,
see one of your friend laying on the ground
beside the railing, notice that he cut his ear
when he fall on the railing cause he was too
fucking drunk and that there's blood everywhere
and start to imagine that he has a metal bar in
the head cause your trippin hard.
That actually happened to my friend, it was a
pretty fucked up night...
? : Go waterskiing
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