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Offlinedibbles
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Superbowl Bob]
    #1795291 - 08/09/03 12:49 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

1 million) dont find yourself with people in scary halloween clothing
""+1)dont attempt to battle these evil creatures



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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: dibbles]
    #1801123 - 08/11/03 09:16 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

# whatever) read a long thread on things not to do while tripping then go trip immediately afterwards
# whatever and one) DONT TRY AND EAT MASHED POTATOES!


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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: TrippeeChik]
    #1838803 - 08/21/03 08:30 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Try to do as many of these things as you can fit into one big crazy trip. See where you'll end up in the end lol.

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #1838810 - 08/21/03 08:32 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: JazzMatazz]
    #1839363 - 08/22/03 12:26 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

#?)Dose forgetting that your 8 year old neighbor is coming over sometime later on to feed your cats while your parents and supposedly you (different location) are on vacation.  8 year olds dont know how to keep secrets and are fucking creepy when shrooming.
#?+1)walk down your rural street at night while peaking, especially if there are usually lots of noises in the adjacent woods.  scared the shit out of me and ran home, the rest of my trip i was afraid shit had followed me into my house and sat on my bed with the lights on and looking out the window with a flashlight :frown:

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2964121 - 08/04/04 12:18 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

I read this and had to bump it up

Here is what I am adding:

* Don't try and blow-up the cop car with him in it(great idea but you probably won't succeed)


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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip *DELETED* [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2964150 - 08/04/04 12:22 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Chronic7]
    #2965208 - 08/04/04 04:53 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Don't let yourself think the light on your apartment cieling is actually a golden glowing coin box from mario brothers. You might just end up giving it the old jump and punch. <----- really happened :frown:


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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2965632 - 08/04/04 07:29 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Make a 3-hour interstate/highway trip in yer car and get pulled over for going 120 miles per hour.

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OfflineCradleofilth82
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2965796 - 08/04/04 08:13 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

62. Masturbate and realize you just pulled your penis out of it's socket.
61.try to take a dump and see everything shrink everytime you push until fianlly you push so hard that you crap out your intestines.


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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: jonneill]
    #2966242 - 08/04/04 10:17 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Make a 3-hour interstate/highway trip in yer car and get pulled over for going 120 miles per hour.




don't have to sit in a car for a long period of time.  The one negative experience I've ever had on mushrooms involved the 10 freeway at rush hour.  :nonono: :doh:

here's another: don't worry about your friends' trips.  do what you can to help them out of tough spots by having a blast yourself.  Don't get into a guilt trip about their bad time, just enjoy yourself, and check up on em every once in a while.  Be positive, and they're come out of it.  Worry, and you'll spiral down right with them.


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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2966279 - 08/04/04 10:34 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

420) pop your anal cherry.


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OfflineKingkole
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: tyke]
    #2966480 - 08/04/04 11:57 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

666~ Do not pet the fish

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Kingkole]
    #2966522 - 08/05/04 12:08 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Do not pick shrooms and eat them the day before an exam.

Don't go to a farm and speand a day picking them and eat them all just to drive home 6 hours with your parents in the car (look out the window)

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: Sombie]
    #2966567 - 08/05/04 12:21 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I tripped in my parents house before, but in the basment while they were upstairs sleeping.


(9) pick up a hitch hiker, might turn out good, but damn, if he ends up acting weird he could really parinoid you out!




Once my parents walked in my room when I was peaking, but they just thought I was stoned. I laughed my ass off.


And how the hell would you pick up a hitch hiker in a car if you're trippin?


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2966689 - 08/05/04 01:18 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

???) Watch that episode of "Are you Afraid of the Dark?" with Zeebo the clown.

Edited by PinballWizard (08/05/04 01:44 AM)

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2966906 - 08/05/04 05:08 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Have your drunk friend whose house you're in come home and wave a powerdrill in all of your faces

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: deafpanda]
    #2968066 - 08/05/04 01:27 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

(number whatever)- watch willy wonka, i've actually done this twice, the first time it was amazing and some of my friends freaked out. the second time it scared me shitless and i didn't sleep for a while, i got kicked out, snuck back in and kicked out again.

don't try to learn to breakdance

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: ] * 1
    #2968094 - 08/05/04 01:33 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

do not watch anything, ANYTHING on
cartoon network, except maybe family guy

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Re: 100 things NOT to do on a trip [Re: SirCopeAlot]
    #2968323 - 08/05/04 02:28 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

have sex with a blow up doll


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