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Rhizohunter
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2 kids tried to jump me!! 1
#14566539 - 06/05/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was walking to my girlfriends house from the store and two (possibly 15 year old)kids tried to jump me. I was carrying a bag with a 6 pack in it and swung it into one of their heads, and the other dude I took down and put him in a rearnaked choke.
I went through their wallets and found five bucks... paid for my 6 pack for the night
Thank you Jiu Jitsu and alcohol!
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
#14566551 - 06/05/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Reverse Jackmove Success!
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
#14566555 - 06/05/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nice! You should have taught them more of a lesson, and wrecked their punk ass worlds. Nice work though, enjoy your night!
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hey cheers!!!!!
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
#14566651 - 06/05/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nice job man. People always post stories about getting jumped here and it's always But this one

Nice to see someone come out on top in one of these situations.
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: F0SS1L] 1
#14566665 - 06/05/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I only got jumped once, by like 6 mexican guys. I got the shit kicked out of me. It sucked.
Good for you
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
#14566779 - 06/05/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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OP is a hero.
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Solemente] 1
#14566788 - 06/05/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have dry smashed their shit boxes.
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! *DELETED* [Re: Legend]
#14566790 - 06/05/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Greendreams]
#14566945 - 06/05/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah dude PITB
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: memes]
#14567061 - 06/05/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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GOOD!
If anyone were to ever try to jump me and fail, not only would I fuck them up good I would take their money and shame them. Smack them in the face with it. Belittle them ect. I would NOT take that shit lightly. If I was by a body of water I would make the fucker take off all his clothes besides his undies and socks and in they go. Along with the empty wallet.
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Funguspants]
#14569841 - 06/06/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Funguspants said: GOOD!
If anyone were to ever try to jump me and fail, not only would I fuck them up good I would take their money and shame them. Smack them in the face with it. Belittle them ect. I would NOT take that shit lightly. If I was by a body of water I would make the fucker take off all his clothes besides his undies and socks and in they go. Along with the empty wallet.
Until next time I suppose. People are broke as fuck around here, so I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happens again.
As long as I have my trusty 6 pack I should be good to go
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
#14570534 - 06/06/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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If your going to break a man do it sexually
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