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OfflineRhizohunter
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2 kids tried to jump me!! * 1
    #14566539 - 06/05/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I was walking to my girlfriends house from the store and two (possibly 15 year old)kids tried to jump me. I was carrying a bag with a 6 pack in it and swung it into one of their heads, and the other dude I took down and put him in a rearnaked choke.

I went through their wallets and found five bucks... paid for my 6 pack for the night

Thank you Jiu Jitsu and alcohol!


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OfflineBrugman
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #14566551 - 06/05/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Reverse Jackmove Success!


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InvisibleDistorted Vision
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #14566555 - 06/05/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Nice! You should have taught them more of a lesson, and wrecked their punk ass worlds.
Nice work though, enjoy your night!


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Offlinewalfredo
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #14566589 - 06/05/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

hey cheers!!!!! :toast:


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OfflineF0SS1L
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #14566651 - 06/05/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Nice job man. People always post stories about getting jumped here and it's always :feelsbadman: But this one



Nice to see someone come out on top in one of these situations.


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OfflineSolemente
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: F0SS1L] * 1
    #14566665 - 06/05/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, I only got jumped once, by like 6 mexican guys. I got the shit kicked out of me. It sucked.

Good for you :lol:


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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #14566779 - 06/05/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:lolsy:

OP is a hero.


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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Solemente] * 1
    #14566788 - 06/05/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You should have dry smashed their shit boxes.


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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! *DELETED* [Re: Legend]
    #14566790 - 06/05/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Greendreams]
    #14566945 - 06/05/11 10:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

yeah dude PITB


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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: memes]
    #14567061 - 06/05/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

GOOD!

If anyone were to ever try to jump me and fail, not only would I fuck them up good I would take their money and shame them.  Smack them in the face with it.  Belittle them ect. I would NOT take that shit lightly.  If I was by a body of water I would make the fucker take off all his clothes besides his undies and socks and in they go.  Along with the empty wallet.


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OfflineRhizohunter
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Funguspants]
    #14569841 - 06/06/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Funguspants said:
GOOD!

If anyone were to ever try to jump me and fail, not only would I fuck them up good I would take their money and shame them.  Smack them in the face with it.  Belittle them ect. I would NOT take that shit lightly.  If I was by a body of water I would make the fucker take off all his clothes besides his undies and socks and in they go.  Along with the empty wallet.





Until next time I suppose. People are broke as fuck around here, so I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happens again.

As long as I have my trusty 6 pack I should be good to go


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OfflineAustinh111
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Re: 2 kids tried to jump me!! [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #14570534 - 06/06/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If your going to break a man do it sexually


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