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Sheekle
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Wanna know something weird
#14566139 - 06/05/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i just beat off onto my carpet and an ant that was small like a baby ant or something walked into it halfway and was there for a few seconds so i scared it away. i think it was either licking or smelling it or something but now there's an ant walking around with my semen on it. imagine if dinosours were still around and it ejaculated and you walked into it not knowing what the substance was?
Weird shit dude i feel like i just molestd an ant
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Sheekle]
#14566141 - 06/05/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ant probably felt like a ho.
did you leave money?
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memes
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i read that OP aloud to my gf. she is nto shroomery-oriented. she said "thats fucking weird!"
(edit: when i say shroomery-oriented, i dont mean she hates shrooms, just that she isn't into internet forums)
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Why the fuck would you beat off onto your carpet in the first place?
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: memes]
#14566150 - 06/05/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. But, by that time you're a mile away and you got his shoes, so fuck em.
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Why the fuck would you beat off onto your carpet in the first place?
why not.
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Why the fuck would you beat off onto your carpet in the first place?
This. Very much this.
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Re: Wanna know something weird *DELETED* [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14566161 - 06/05/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Greendreams]
#14566163 - 06/05/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mighta been an accident.
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It smells, noticeably, and doing thats fuckin greasy.
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Fungal-one]
#14566173 - 06/05/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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wait...so the ant IS okay???
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The ant has dry cum on his head, no he's not okay.
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Why the fuck would you beat off onto your carpet in the first place?
RIGHT!
I read this and literally was 
Tissues. Affordable, and have multiple uses. But dude your carpet??? I keep my floors clean for various reasons... mainly because I constantly drop shit including food which I promptly pick up and eat. I dont want sperm residue on my food. Or my feet. Or my phone. Or my iPod or any other personal belonging of mine. Tissues are easily disposable via toilet.
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Funguspants]
#14566186 - 06/05/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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uppidy kneegrow.
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Sheekle]
#14566189 - 06/05/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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and why did i read all the responses
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Sheekle
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Funguspants]
#14566194 - 06/05/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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meh i didn't have any clean socks and i wasn't gonna wait to do a load of laundry. ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
btw i didn't beat off onto the ant, the ant walked into it after it was on my carpet. he probably just has cum on his arms cuz he didn't fully emmerse himself into it or anything i doubt any got on his head
actually i did havea clean sock i just remembered that i wiped it up off the carpet with a sock lololol
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Edited by Sheekle (06/05/11 08:03 PM)
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Funguspants]
#14566202 - 06/05/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico
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Dude didnt you have tissue or something lol? I always find it a pain to have to clean up such messes
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Fungal-one]
#14566242 - 06/05/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fungal-one said: The ant has dry cum on his head, no he's not okay.
It was probably a female ant.
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Re: Wanna know something weird [Re: Fungal-one]
#14567226 - 06/05/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mannn forgetchu mann man nigga man shieeeet u best recanize who i iz playa u feel me? u feel me dawg?

But at least the ant didn't get cum on his head.
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