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danlennon3
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Spray painting your dead grass green!
#14564818 - 06/05/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Think its possible to turn your dead lawn green without any harmful chemicals? My next door neighbor is a complete psycho, which some of you may remember! She recently had the area representative ask me if I was going to put new grass down on my lawn, 'because the neighbor next door thinks it makes her lawn look less attractive'!!! I told her I was going to, which I eventually will do... But I think I wanna have a little fun first Something like this would piss my neighbor off so bad, and revenge is well over-due...
So is it possible to turn my lawn green over-night?
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Funguspants
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: danlennon3]
#14564838 - 06/05/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, do what the thread title says. SPRAY PAINT IT!
Imagine the look on her face when she not only sees... but asks how you did it.
"WOW! Your lawn looks great! How on Earth did you get it so GREEN over night?!?!"
"SPRAY PAINTED THAT SHIT NYGUHHHH "
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She'll never bother you again.
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Patlal
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Funguspants]
#14564845 - 06/05/11 02:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I would spray paint her windows green.
Shes a fuckin bitch... who the hell calls the lawn cops on someone????
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argg
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Funguspants] 1
#14564856 - 06/05/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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lots of food dye in enough water to spray it? I know a friends dad who would paint spots green with a rattle can. He would hit patchy bark with a brown can too.
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: danlennon3]
#14564858 - 06/05/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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wow what a gaping vagina.
fuck her, and leave your lawn looking like shit to spite her
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milkman
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Patlal]
#14564859 - 06/05/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i do believe they make a certain product to do this, as far as i saw it actually made the grass grow a little better in that area
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realfuzzhead



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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: milkman]
#14564864 - 06/05/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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YES/. YOIU CAN PAY PEOPLE TO DO THIS WITH A CHECMILE THAT STICKS TO THE GRASS BUT WONT COME OFF ON ANYTHING ELSE
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argg
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14564868 - 06/05/11 02:26 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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If you want to just make her grass match get some salt.
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NewWavePeace
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: realfuzzhead] 1
#14564869 - 06/05/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Take a shit in the middle of her lawn. That will show her.
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Patlal
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: argg]
#14564871 - 06/05/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
argg said: If you want to just make her grass match get some salt.
That would be the best revenge...
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Patlal]
#14564884 - 06/05/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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plant new grass sure but use the most evil invasive kind you can find
Bermuda anyone
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argg
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Micawber]
#14564892 - 06/05/11 02:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Micawber said: plant new grass sure but use the most evil invasive kind you can find
Bermuda anyone
or get some weed seedlings then call the cops on her.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14564914 - 06/05/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said: YES/. YOIU CAN PAY PEOPLE TO DO THIS WITH A CHECMILE THAT STICKS TO THE GRASS BUT WONT COME OFF ON ANYTHING ELSE
actually they're spraying grass seed and fertilizer and the shit stinks for weeks
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: argg]
#14564918 - 06/05/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
argg said: If you want to just make her grass match get some salt.

You have to do this, preferably in the shape of a giant cawk.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: danlennon3]
#14564922 - 06/05/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
danlennon3 said: Think its possible to turn your dead lawn green without any harmful chemicals? My next door neighbor is a complete psycho, which some of you may remember! She recently had the area representative ask me if I was going to put new grass down on my lawn, 'because the neighbor next door thinks it makes her lawn look less attractive'!!! I told her I was going to, which I eventually will do... But I think I wanna have a little fun first Something like this would piss my neighbor off so bad, and revenge is well over-due...
So is it possible to turn my lawn green over-night?
I'm assuming this is rental property... if so, then it's not your responsibility to do anything more than mow the grass on occasion
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Heffy
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: danlennon3]
#14564931 - 06/05/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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The Chinese did this for the 2010 Olympic bid.
China.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Heffy] 1
#14564939 - 06/05/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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2 words
purple fountain grass
then see how shitty her ordinary green lawn looks
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Kada
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Heffy]
#14564940 - 06/05/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Put grass killer on her lawn that spells FU.
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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: danlennon3]
#14564982 - 06/05/11 02:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I agree with those who say salt. a large amount salt pellets on their lawn and water it a little... do it when theyre out of town...salt it up
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Spray painting your dead grass green! [Re: Kada]
#14564989 - 06/05/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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guys don't you think the neighbor would know who fucked with her grass? especially after askin OP to fix his lawn...
i say you either follow through and spray your grass green (although it'll fuck with your lawn) or just leave it as is, because it currently bothers her and she sounds like a bitch, so why not let her get even more upset about it?
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