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OfflineBozeman
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how is it that after finally getting laid
    #14563525 - 06/05/11 07:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

after over a year of no puss(due to my incarceration) that we fuck for 2 hours straight and i didnt even nut? i expected to be a 1 pump chump, lmao. still an awesome time though.


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Bozeman] * 1
    #14563528 - 06/05/11 07:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

nice subtle brag.


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: memes]
    #14563534 - 06/05/11 07:54 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

its a brag, yet also a question. i was completely sober too.


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Bozeman]
    #14563566 - 06/05/11 08:08 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe you like dudes.:Trollface:


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Bozeman] * 1
    #14563574 - 06/05/11 08:12 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

narrow urethra

:hank:


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: nasem]
    #14563618 - 06/05/11 08:28 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It's a mental thing... the more ass I get the less time I take, but I normally take like an hour at least -  with consistent sex I can get that down to 30 minutes.  :shrug:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: bbl337]
    #14563739 - 06/05/11 09:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Personally, I would hate lasting 2 hours, I got shit to do you know.

Maybe stress? Performance anxiety?


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Patlal]
    #14563755 - 06/05/11 09:11 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

it isn't about getting yourself off anyway. i can do that with my hand all day.


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Bozeman]
    #14563782 - 06/05/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Let me get this straight; you say you had an awesome time without an orgasm..Blue-Ball city

So who gave up first?  I bet it was her


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14563812 - 06/05/11 09:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Did you jack off a lot when you were locked up? That can do it.


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14563825 - 06/05/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lmao. hell yea i still had a good time. first pussy since around june 2010. and i kinda just gave up and went back down on her to make sure she got off, cause i was flat out tired. we fucked until six in the morning, and she had to be work at 10, so i had to wrap that shit up so she could get some sleep. lol


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Bozeman]
    #14563899 - 06/05/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When was the last time you came?


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: 28064212]
    #14563915 - 06/05/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

this morning lmao. had to finish what i started last night.


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Re: how is it that after finally getting laid [Re: Bozeman]
    #14563921 - 06/05/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

u must not have been mentally or physically attracted to her


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