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Invisiblememes
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Imagine how crazy it'd be if you....
    #14561791 - 06/04/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

... took a massive rip of DMT right before you jumped out of an airplane (while being attached to a skydiving instructor, of course, so you just had to enjoi the ride).








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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: memes]
    #14561799 - 06/04/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i would probably throw up.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: s0nny]
    #14561825 - 06/04/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: memes] * 1
    #14561849 - 06/04/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Wouldn't it be crazy if we had 7 fingers on each foot and 9 toes on each hand and had to walk around upside down and the only food we could eat was mashed potato mixed with mucus harvested from snails on the new and full moon?
And we were required by an all-knowing and omnipresent force known as the Dicknibbler to present our penises on Saturdays for priests to nibble in his name?
And dogs were cats and cats were turtles and turtles were cows and cows were the offspring of a demonic union between Oscar Wilde and Ernest Hemmingway?

Yeah, that shit would be crazy.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: s0nny]
    #14561863 - 06/04/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: sickofit]
    #14561924 - 06/04/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sickofit said:
http://www.shroomery.org/9675/Godlike-DMT-Skydiving-Experience



sweet trip report.  thanks!


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: memes]
    #14561935 - 06/04/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol I clicked this thread and meant to respond but got sidetracked and when I did respond I saw that sickofit totally beat me to the punch by almost 10 minutes :facepalm:


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: sickofit] * 2
    #14561952 - 06/04/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sickofit said:
http://www.shroomery.org/9675/Godlike-DMT-Skydiving-Experience




That thread got debunked by a pro skydiver then the OP admitted he was trolling and had made it all up.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: muistrue]
    #14561965 - 06/04/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

how do u get debunked by a pro diver?  lol i wonder how he called him out "no way you could do that bro" blah blah balh


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: muistrue] * 1
    #14561968 - 06/04/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Imagine how crazy it would be if every word in the bible were the complete truth.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: memes]
    #14561972 - 06/04/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
how do u get debunked by a pro diver?  lol i wonder how he called him out "no way you could do that bro" blah blah balh




Well yeah he noticed how much bullshit was posted and called him out on it so he had to admit he made it all up.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: muistrue]
    #14561978 - 06/04/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Imagine how crazy it would be if every theory in the tinfoil forum were true.







Or none of them.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14562018 - 06/04/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Wouldn't it be crazy if we had 7 fingers on each foot and 9 toes on each hand and had to walk around upside down and the only food we could eat was mashed potato mixed with mucus harvested from snails on the new and full moon?
And we were required by an all-knowing and omnipresent force known as the Dicknibbler to present our penises on Saturdays for priests to nibble in his name?
And dogs were cats and cats were turtles and turtles were cows and cows were the offspring of a demonic union between Oscar Wilde and Ernest Hemmingway?

Yeah, that shit would be crazy.




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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14562028 - 06/04/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Imagine how crazy it'd be if you....

Won the lottery, bought a grocery store, smoked a blunt at said grocery store, and proceeded to munch out on all your favorite foods!
:awehigh:


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14562038 - 06/04/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:
Imagine how crazy it'd be if you....

Won the lottery, bought a grocery store, smoked a blunt at said grocery store, and proceeded to munch out on all your favorite foods!
:awehigh:




I do that everyday and I didn't win or own a grocery store.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: muistrue]
    #14562057 - 06/04/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

FractalDust said:
Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:
Imagine how crazy it'd be if you....

Won the lottery, bought a grocery store, smoked a blunt at said grocery store, and proceeded to munch out on all your favorite foods!
:awehigh:




I do that everyday and I didn't win or own a grocery store.



I'm talkin' All your favorite foods... Imagine having every flavor of doritos at your fingertips. The possibilities are endless... If you get cottonmouth you've got pretty much every type of juice, soda, and beer there is. Feel me? :bongload:


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14562069 - 06/04/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DrGreenThumb865 said:
I'm talkin' All your favorite foods... Imagine having every flavor of doritos at your fingertips. The possibilities are endless... If you get cottonmouth you've got pretty much every type of juice, soda, and beer there is. Feel me? :bongload:




Yeah I feel you, I keep my fridge stocked with all my favorites at all times.


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14562111 - 06/04/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

CarnivalBarker said:
Imagine how crazy it would be if every word in the bible were the complete truth.



me and my girl lolled at that one.  thanks :congrats:


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14562655 - 06/04/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

DrMambo said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
Wouldn't it be crazy if we had 7 fingers on each foot and 9 toes on each hand and had to walk around upside down and the only food we could eat was mashed potato mixed with mucus harvested from snails on the new and full moon?
And we were required by an all-knowing and omnipresent force known as the Dicknibbler to present our penises on Saturdays for priests to nibble in his name?
And dogs were cats and cats were turtles and turtles were cows and cows were the offspring of a demonic union between Oscar Wilde and Ernest Hemmingway?

Yeah, that shit would be crazy.




you must have spiritual windex, 'cause you just peered right into my soul



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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14564934 - 06/05/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If I own a grocery store or a quick e mart, and was only 18, could i drink my own alcohol?
hmmm


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Re: Imagine how crazy it'd be if you.... [Re: sickofit]
    #14566248 - 06/05/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

sickofit said:
If I own a grocery store or a quick e mart, and was only 18, could i drink my own alcohol?
hmmm




Who's going to tell on you?
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