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Offlinelaserpig
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Life's little jokes.
    #14561608 - 06/04/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Sometimes life depressing. But you know what? Sometimes it's funny, too! Let's share some stories of funny times or situations that weren't planned by anyone, but which still bring a smile to your face.

Mine: The cell phone reception at my house is so bad that whenever I answer a call, I have to dash out my front door and sprint about 100 yards uphill just to keep the call from dropping, and to make it so they can hear me. Picture me sprinting uphill barefoot shouting every 15 feet "can you hear me now!?"


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Invisiblememes
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: laserpig]
    #14561776 - 06/04/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol thats depressing, not funny.  get magicjack


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: memes]
    #14561887 - 06/04/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When I was in youth "jail" This guard who was the most massive prick there was escorting me to go to the woodshop just as we were getting to the doors a goose flying overhead dropped a load on him, a good sized one :lol: It hit him on the side of his head and oozed down his cheek. Still makes me a laugh a little when I think about it.


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OfflineTheCreampie
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14561950 - 06/04/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That's what happens when you decide to settle in a rural shit hole.


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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: TheCreampie]
    #14561957 - 06/04/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

TheCreampie said:
That's what happens when you decide to settle in a rural shit hole.




Lol, I don't think that has anything to do with Bodhi.


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OfflinePigasus
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: TheCreampie] * 1
    #14561963 - 06/04/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways?

why is something traveling by car a shipment but something traveling by ship is cargo?

:thebaron:


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OfflineTheCreampie
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: The Vapor]
    #14561964 - 06/04/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That was meant for OP. Whoopsie.


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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: Pigasus]
    #14561976 - 06/04/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

sometimes life :feelsgoodman:

and sometimes life :feelsbadman:

and sometimes life :feelsweirdman:


but if you just keep on doin thangz, you'll always look back and :feelsgoodman:


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OfflineLion
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Re: Life's little jokes. [Re: laserpig]
    #14562006 - 06/04/11 09:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

One time in the restaurant I worked in, there was a cop ordering at the counter.  One of the delivery guys, a young kid, said, "It smells like bacon in here!" right as the cop was ordering.  He said it as a casual observation because the restaurant actually smelled like bacon, he didn't think at all about the other connotations.  The cop was like "What did you just say to me??"


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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