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MisterMuscaria



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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14561255 - 06/04/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Girls, dogs(including multiple beagles), cats, mosquitos, spiders, ants, kids just the usual here. Weirdest was probably a 350 lb man.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14561272 - 06/04/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: asside from the usual assortment of insects including a black widow, I've had numerous snake bites including a rattle snake, I was lucky because it was a juvenile and didnt get me with the venom, a warning bite more or less.
remarking, I think you're ahead of us in terms of poisonous species. what symptoms did you get from these bites??
the rattle snake was nothing it was a bit of a nip and I got no venom, a friend of min lost his finger tip to a copperhead, he never got it treated, it was swollen and black and kinda just rotted off, the black widow itched and burned and hurt like hell for about a week, made me kinda sick, I was about 12 when it happened
we've got a lot of poisonous critters out here, we also have some in my area that arent poisonous but can really make for an unpleasant day, cougars and bears being the largest, one of the guys doing my fence work spotted a bear. he asked if I had any black cows and I said nope... he's like 'fuck, then you got bears'...
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14561290 - 06/04/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Most notable is a pitbull. I've still got the scar on my forehead. I was volunteering at Pets In Distress, and we were outside showing the dogs to potential owners. This particular dog had been traumatized in the past, and I was warned about it. But being stubborn as I am, I decided "I know how to approach dogs. I'm great with animals." 
He let me pet him several times, and he was fine. No one else dared go near him though. After a while, I came back to say hi, and he lunged at my face. Luckily he was tied to a tree, when when I flinched backwards, his leash reached the end and he only got me with one tooth. But it bled like hell, and I still have a deep scar years later.
Other than that, just the usual.
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Prisoner#1
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last time I was in florida I tried to get eaten by a 10 foot gator
take my advice, when there's 30 or so sunning themselves on the bank of a canal, pay plenty of attention to the ones in the water as well, they move slow when they're creeping up... he got to about 3' from me which is well within dinner range
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You tried to be eaten?
Yeah, they don't usually attack from land. It's pretty much only the ones in the water you have to look out for.
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Prisoner#1
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by 'tried', I really mean I was just putting myself in a position that I knew was risky, I was paying too much attention to one in the water and the other was creeping in
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Sounds fun.
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shadowman-x said: a turtle!
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Great white shark bit my big toe few years ago ...
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MisterMuscaria



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Turtles will eat just about anything.
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But would it eat it's own poo?
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Re: Post a bite [Re: Devlish2] 1
#14561673 - 06/04/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why Soytanly.
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He tried today

Look at his eyes, you can see me

here is the Spanish Mustang

I failed and uploaded the pics to the wrong folder so here is one that is in there
 I am so gonna taste my wife tonight after looking at that.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14562187 - 06/04/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuuuucckkkk
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pris you always have the best stories dude. you should start a thread and tell people the stories and things you have experienced in your life.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14562795 - 06/05/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
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Oh man, once upon a time my little brother flipped me off and I bit his finger.
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Mad_Larkin

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DosileFlynn said: pris you always have the best stories dude. you should start a thread and tell people the stories and things you have experienced in your life. 
Yeah, some of his stories are so cool I'm convinced he makes them up.
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