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Not answering the door
    #14561187 - 06/04/11 08:11 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

don't u just hate people who think they have the right to knock on your door? I mean what makes them think i want to talk to them?!?!  If i don't know u, were not friends, then just get lost!  They invented the telephone and mailbox for a reason.  Then they have the nerve to look at me funny through the window, as they're walking away :awelol:


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14561193 - 06/04/11 08:13 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

i like to make scratching sounds on my door while i look through the peep hole


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Micawber]
    #14561201 - 06/04/11 08:16 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Opening the door for someone you don't know that isn't supposed to be there is about as stupid as it gets.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14561220 - 06/04/11 08:19 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I never answer the door unless I have a 9" kitchen knife in my hand. Even to friends. You can never be too careful.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14561224 - 06/04/11 08:20 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

i hate answering the door.  if i dont know them, i usually get my gun in advance :shrug:


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14561225 - 06/04/11 08:20 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

I had a problem with people coming to my door, here's what I did:

1. Hear doorbell or knock.

2. Strip naked.

3. Paint face (you can use watercolor, sharpie, cigarette ash, blood, etc)

4. Get gun.

5. Answer door.

Word gets around.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: SpiritualSnorkel] * 3
    #14561227 - 06/04/11 08:21 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

You could at least be somewhat respectful and knock back.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Devlish2]
    #14561231 - 06/04/11 08:22 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
You could at least be somewhat respectful and knock back.



:lolsy:


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: abltsandwich]
    #14561236 - 06/04/11 08:24 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Opening the door for someone you don't know that isn't supposed to be there is about the best way to make new friends.




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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Micawber]
    #14561243 - 06/04/11 08:26 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
You could at least be somewhat respectful and knock back.



:lolsy:



that got me to:lol:


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Devlish2]
    #14561250 - 06/04/11 08:27 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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makaveli8x8 said:
don't u just hate people who think they have the right to knock on your door? I mean what makes them think i want to talk to them?!?!  If i don't know u, were not friends, then just get lost!  They invented the telephone and mailbox for a reason.  Then they have the nerve to look at me funny through the window, as they're walking away :awelol:




Shit, I don't even answer my phone and only check the mail every 1-2 weeks... just don't like people, it seems the only reason I'm ever contacted is when someone wants something from me.:mad2:

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I never answer the door unless I have a 9" kitchen knife in my hand. Even to friends. You can never be too careful.



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Devlish2 said:
You could at least be somewhat respectful and knock back.




:laugh: The answer to my problems has arrived.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: The Phleg]
    #14561261 - 06/04/11 08:32 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

thanks for the ideas guyS

UPS man/you are so getting fucked with


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: The Phleg]
    #14561262 - 06/04/11 08:32 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Anyone else picturing Mormons when they imagine this scenario?


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Devlish2]
    #14561264 - 06/04/11 08:32 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

Nah I'm picturing opening the door for someone and getting jacked.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Devlish2]
    #14561267 - 06/04/11 08:33 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
Anyone else picturing Mormons when they imagine this scenario?



To get the Mormons you have to get em inside and then start doing stuff


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14561270 - 06/04/11 08:34 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

It's usually someone wanting me to give them money or do a survey so I hide.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Devlish2]
    #14561277 - 06/04/11 08:36 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
Anyone else picturing Mormons when they imagine this scenario?




I'm actually looking forward to when the Jehovah's Witnesses visit me next because I'm going to harangue the shit out of them about how Christianity is based on astrotheology/fertility worship and psychedelic sacraments.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14561288 - 06/04/11 08:38 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
Anyone else picturing Mormons when they imagine this scenario?




I'm actually looking forward to when the Jehovah's Witnesses visit me next because I'm going to harangue the shit out of them about how Christianity is based on astrotheology/fertility worship and psychedelic sacraments.




:lolsy:

Ah yes, I meant Jehovah's Witnesses.


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Devlish2]
    #14561341 - 06/04/11 08:54 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

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Devlish2 said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
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Devlish2 said:
Anyone else picturing Mormons when they imagine this scenario?




I'm actually looking forward to when the Jehovah's Witnesses visit me next because I'm going to harangue the shit out of them about how Christianity is based on astrotheology/fertility worship and psychedelic sacraments.




:lolsy:

Ah yes, I meant Jehovah's Witnesses.



make sure your pupils are dilated:smirk:


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Re: Not answering the door [Re: Micawber]
    #14561347 - 06/04/11 08:55 PM (9 years, 11 months ago)

harangue.

good word.

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