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Post a bite
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So what has already taken a piece of you or harmed you? I've been bit by a dog, mosquitos, and the least regular was a jellyfish on my neck. Never experienced the common bee, wasp or even spider fish which we have a lot here. What has already bitten you??
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14559262 - 06/04/11 09:04 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14559276 - 06/04/11 09:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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i've been bitten by:
Bees my cat friends dogs (not viciously) my brother marsh flys!! or some sort of megga mutant fly (these things suck man, they are like a fly on steroids, and it lands on you and bites you. bull ants frost 
thats all i can think of 
admitedly not very epic
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ants my cat an excited puppy parrot fish a small green lizard bee stings
no bears on the list yet. i'm working on it
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lion tiger bear
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14559380 - 06/04/11 09:51 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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a beetle, a bee, and a mentally challenged boy named ryan.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14559432 - 06/04/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Girls, cats, dogs, spiders, snakes, a turtle, different bugs, gerbil, hamster, parrot, little brother, a skate(like a ray) and a fish... I must be tasty. Worst bite was deer tick (2 times). Those little fuckers carry Lyme disease . . .
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Cats Chow Chow, named Bubbles, not very friendly, just got a tip of a finger. Yellow Lab, as a stupid child I stuck my face in his, lesson learned. yellowjacket mosquitos Rat or Hamster I forget, some fucking rodent in a cage. Random spiders of the night. ticks bald-faced hornet (WHY!!!! Angry fuckers that strike out of no where and leave the most painful insect bite I have yet to feel) deer fly (mean mother fuckers that like to stalk you and bite, painful) Ants, probably some common red ant.
Can't think of anything else.
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pouihi
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14559712 - 06/04/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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some strange animals I'll have to check out later. yes, I've also been bitten by an hamster (fingers smelled like food) and also my bf.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14559744 - 06/04/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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my ex did that to me, thats my leg
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Re: Post a bite [Re: jokefox]
#14559756 - 06/04/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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a turtle!
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14559823 - 06/04/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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asside from the usual assortment of insects including a black widow, I've had numerous snake bites including a rattle snake, I was lucky because it was a juvenile and didnt get me with the venom, a warning bite more or less.
I've also been bitten by all kinds of farm animals, pigs and horses hurt the most, young pigs have teeth like razors, I've been bitten numerous times by cats a few dogs, a ferret my ex wife insisted on having even though she was informed that it was a biter. seems my hands end up in all the wrong places
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:and horses hurt the most
I am not looking forward to this as I will soon have two horses on my property. As nice as they are, they always like to try and get that bite in when feeling frisky.
My wife has had some gnarly horse bites in the past.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14559872 - 06/04/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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usually they give some warning first, many are accidental like when you're feeding them from your hand, some are because the horse is irritable or something, best thing to do is work with them frequently, the horse I have right now is the best horse ever, gentle as can be, my daughter breaks every rule when it comes to horses and this one doesnt even flinch, any time the kids are around the horse plants her feet and doesnt budge.
the kids have been swimming in her watering trough, she plays by sticking her nose under and splashing water on them...
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Yeah, one of our horses is a Spanish Mustang and the other is an ex-racehorse,giant quarter horse. The mustang has been a lot better since in the last 2 years we really made an effort to make it daily to where he is boarded and work with him daily. There was about two years of very little work. The Quarter Horse is, well goofy, very well mannered but i just have to watch the mouth. I don't think it will ever be a full on bite but even their "pinches" can be painful... or so I have heard.
I have to get new pics of our quarter horse, he is almost back up to full weight and starting to pack on the muscle. He is right around 17.2 hands.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14559998 - 06/04/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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pouihi
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: asside from the usual assortment of insects including a black widow, I've had numerous snake bites including a rattle snake, I was lucky because it was a juvenile and didnt get me with the venom, a warning bite more or less.
remarking, I think you're ahead of us in terms of poisonous species. what symptoms did you get from these bites??
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14561246 - 06/04/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: The Quarter Horse is, well goofy, very well mannered but i just have to watch the mouth. I don't think it will ever be a full on bite but even their "pinches" can be painful... or so I have heard.
that pinch is really just the horse feeling you, quarter horses are easy to train but like with any horse they can be a bit high strung, racehorses even more so
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14561255 - 06/04/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Girls, dogs(including multiple beagles), cats, mosquitos, spiders, ants, kids just the usual here. Weirdest was probably a 350 lb man.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14561272 - 06/04/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
pouihi said:
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Prisoner#1 said: asside from the usual assortment of insects including a black widow, I've had numerous snake bites including a rattle snake, I was lucky because it was a juvenile and didnt get me with the venom, a warning bite more or less.
remarking, I think you're ahead of us in terms of poisonous species. what symptoms did you get from these bites??
the rattle snake was nothing it was a bit of a nip and I got no venom, a friend of min lost his finger tip to a copperhead, he never got it treated, it was swollen and black and kinda just rotted off, the black widow itched and burned and hurt like hell for about a week, made me kinda sick, I was about 12 when it happened
we've got a lot of poisonous critters out here, we also have some in my area that arent poisonous but can really make for an unpleasant day, cougars and bears being the largest, one of the guys doing my fence work spotted a bear. he asked if I had any black cows and I said nope... he's like 'fuck, then you got bears'...
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14561290 - 06/04/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Most notable is a pitbull. I've still got the scar on my forehead. I was volunteering at Pets In Distress, and we were outside showing the dogs to potential owners. This particular dog had been traumatized in the past, and I was warned about it. But being stubborn as I am, I decided "I know how to approach dogs. I'm great with animals." 
He let me pet him several times, and he was fine. No one else dared go near him though. After a while, I came back to say hi, and he lunged at my face. Luckily he was tied to a tree, when when I flinched backwards, his leash reached the end and he only got me with one tooth. But it bled like hell, and I still have a deep scar years later.
Other than that, just the usual.
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last time I was in florida I tried to get eaten by a 10 foot gator
take my advice, when there's 30 or so sunning themselves on the bank of a canal, pay plenty of attention to the ones in the water as well, they move slow when they're creeping up... he got to about 3' from me which is well within dinner range
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You tried to be eaten?
Yeah, they don't usually attack from land. It's pretty much only the ones in the water you have to look out for.
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by 'tried', I really mean I was just putting myself in a position that I knew was risky, I was paying too much attention to one in the water and the other was creeping in
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Sounds fun.
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Great white shark bit my big toe few years ago ...
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Turtles will eat just about anything.
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But would it eat it's own poo?
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#14561673 - 06/04/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why Soytanly.
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He tried today

Look at his eyes, you can see me

here is the Spanish Mustang

I failed and uploaded the pics to the wrong folder so here is one that is in there
 I am so gonna taste my wife tonight after looking at that.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14562187 - 06/04/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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fuuuucckkkk
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pris you always have the best stories dude. you should start a thread and tell people the stories and things you have experienced in your life.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14562795 - 06/05/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh man, once upon a time my little brother flipped me off and I bit his finger.
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DosileFlynn said: pris you always have the best stories dude. you should start a thread and tell people the stories and things you have experienced in your life. 
Yeah, some of his stories are so cool I'm convinced he makes them up.
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He might just be a good storyteller. Some people embellish as a force of habit. I know this one girl who I'll have pretty ordinary sex with but then she'll write about it in her journal later like it was just complete everloving .
Or maybe, I really am that good... 
(Yes, I managed to make it about me.)
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Re: Post a bite [Re: 4runner]
#14562834 - 06/05/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, the chick on her back seriously looks like a starving African albino. For real.
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nah he's not lying. when you read his posts you can notice his style of writing and active voice, which is always consistent. i think hes just lived a full life.
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Re: Post a bite [Re: pouihi]
#14562888 - 06/05/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dogs Cats Cow Goats Anole(lizard) Blue Tailed Skink All the regular insects(bees,ants,wasps ect..) Mud Puppy (salamander) Chipmunk Iguana Rabbit Gerbil Hamster Stabbed by fish fins Jellyfish I also got bitten on the ass by a goose when I was young.
That is all I can think of right now.
I use to pick up my iguana with gloves on because of his claws. One time I used some leather and rabbit fur gloves and for some reason he hated those gloves. Every time I would put my hand in he would bite me violently and slap his tail at my hand. I have heard they can slice your abdomen open with their tail.
My most recent annoyance are two tick bites,one in my armpit and one on that back of my left leg. They are well over a month old and still itch.
Thats all I can think of right now.
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