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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Anthony917]
    #14556315 - 06/03/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Honestly I think it is.......

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: twighead]
    #14556317 - 06/03/11 04:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I don't think so :lol: I just read the site... but the way it was presented lead me to think so :lolsy:


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: twighead]
    #14556321 - 06/03/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!

To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know.

The purification process begins with the purest raw organic cow's milk (absolutely no bovine growth hormone, no antibiotics, and no pesticides in the feed). This milk is stored in our Upper East Side, Manhattan cold storage facility awaiting your order. At that time, she enters our adjoining private spa area, and meets her attendant (usually a fellow White Power Milk gargler). The attendant collects her jewelry and clothing, assists in her bathing, and directs her mouth rinsing regimen. Needless to say, her dental health, and overall oral health is flawless.

Finally, she is led to the gargling room where she purifies your milk carefully for the allotted time the attendant dictates. The longer she gargles the milk, the more contaminants are able to be removed and the purer your milk becomes, so we, of course, recommend you request maximum purity. After she is done, the milk is deposited into your glass bottle, sealed, and returned immediately to cold room for delivery.








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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: twighead]
    #14556327 - 06/03/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ya I tried buying georgies milk and it went straight to pay pal when I clicked checkout. 



Wtf?>

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14556330 - 06/03/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Tangerines said:
This thread is for enlightened individuals who care about science and prosperity.  Thank you.





scientifically speaking... you sir will contract cooties




nah, he'll be fine. seeing as how Tangerine is a most illuminated chap who cares about science and prosperity he will surely have planned ahead and have gotten the quintessential circle-circle-dot-dot cootie shot.

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: vandago]
    #14556336 - 06/03/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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vandago said:
Honestly I think it is.......




haha no way dude...obvious attempt at "art"

it's bizarre as hell though


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Tangerines]
    #14556345 - 06/03/11 04:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What do I have to smoke before I understand what's going on in this thread?

BTW, I'll gargle some milk, record myself, and send it to you free of charge.  :derfase:


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14556347 - 06/03/11 04:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
What do I have to smoke before I understand what's going on in this thread?

BTW, I'll gargle some milk, record myself, and send it to you free of charge.  :derfase:





Does this fit you? "rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection"

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Tangerines] * 1
    #14556376 - 06/03/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm at a complete loss for words. I am tripping too hard. I wish I could unsee this.

The FAQ:


Q: Is this real? Do the girls really gargle the milk you sell?
A: Yes, of course.

Q: Do you ship outside the USA?
A: No, because the milk will spoil. The frozen gel packs can only keep it cold for 24 hours at the most.

Q: The milk comes in quantities of 1/2 oz or 2 oz. How much is that?
A: 1/2 oz is a small mouthful and 2 oz is two mouthfuls.

Q: How will my debit or credit card be charged?
A: The charge will be from PayPal from "WP Milk".

Q: Why is the milk so expensive?
A: Purified milk is more expensive than regular impure milk because it costs much more to make. Its intensity of aroma, texture and flavor, however, means that people can easily satisfy their cravings with only one or two tastes, making White Power Milk one of life's affordable luxuries.

Q: Does the purification process remove lactose?
A: No, it does not, but we make special arrangements for alternative forms of milk for our customers everyday. Just give us a shout.

Q: Will my package be sent discreetly?
A: Yes, the return address will read our mailing address and simply the initials "WPM".

Q: How long does it take to get my package?
A: Outside NYC, orders will be shipped within 7 business days from the time the order was placed. Inside New York City, orders will be delivered within 7 business days. For more information, please review our Delivery and Packaging section.

Q: What is the status of my order?
A: A White Power Milk representative will contact you by email within 24 hours of your order to arrange delivery, and to provide you with information regarding milk purification status. For further inquiries, please email: WPmilk@gmail.com

This can't possibly be real :facepalm::rofldrunk:

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14556384 - 06/03/11 04:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

tis fake sunset


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Tangerines]
    #14556400 - 06/03/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Tangerines said:
Quote:

ifoundwaldo said:
What do I have to smoke before I understand what's going on in this thread?

BTW, I'll gargle some milk, record myself, and send it to you free of charge.  :derfase:





Does this fit you? "rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection"




:lol: No, but I also don't charge $275.

I'll wander the beach this weekend with a gallon of milk and find some rich, beautiful, white, Newport Beach girls who will do this for less than $275 though.


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14556597 - 06/03/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What in the fuck...

I was all into it when OP said it was a super important thread, then it started to get fucked up real fast...

But seriously OP. I can gargle better milk than them, and I charge only 200$.

Think about it :wink:


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Patlal]
    #14556731 - 06/03/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
What in the fuck...

I was all into it when OP said it was a super important thread, then it started to get fucked up real fast...

But seriously OP. I can gargle better milk than them, and I charge only 200$.

Think about it :wink:




That's all dandy but

Do you have a vagina? Therein lies the distinction and whether your milk gargling skills will even begin to be acknowledged or not

even if you do it in skimpy lingerie

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14556857 - 06/03/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

For real. Not to mention that said vagina also has to be purified by the Grandmaster Dragon and whatnot. Its obviously a pretty involved process.

Im going to email them and see how much it would cost me to have one of those mingers gargle some chocolate milk. See what that might be like. :datass:


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: 6th]
    #14558030 - 06/03/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I still think its real.  What if I buy it?

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: vandago]
    #14558157 - 06/03/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you'll get cooties too

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14558625 - 06/04/11 01:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I need donations

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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Tangerines]
    #14558637 - 06/04/11 01:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i'm much more inclined to support the ' pop rocks in a prostitutes pussy ' video then a ' girl gargling milk ' video to be honest.


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Tangerines]
    #14558643 - 06/04/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:justdontknow:


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Re: Pubbers I desperately need your help!!! [Re: Dosile Kouki] * 1
    #14558648 - 06/04/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Well I'd rather support a video of a hooker getting set on fire but let us get realistic here.  What is most likely to happen?

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