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OfflineCoaster
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lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad
    #14556396 - 06/03/11 04:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

and i was on my way but then my cellie rang

so i did what anyman would do and i answered the phone on the toilet

and i conducted my entire conversation while doing my business

and then i didnt want to flush because then the person on the other side of the line would hear it

so i didnt flush and we continue talking

and then she hangs up

and afterwards i kept thinking

"there is something I'm forgetting"

but i couldnt figure out what i was forgetting

and i was trying to go about the rest of my day but i had this lingering feeling that i was forgetting something

and i went through in my head everything that i needed to do

but i had this WEIRD FEELING THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING I NEEDED TO DO

like i had this weight on my shoulders that i had to release myself of this burden

and then it hit me

i forgot to flush!!!!!!!!!

o man that was the worst feeling ever

so glad thats over  :foreheadslap:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556430 - 06/03/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:coasterheart:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556434 - 06/03/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I can't believe you just said "cellie."


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: bryguy27007]
    #14556436 - 06/03/11 04:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lol


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14556439 - 06/03/11 04:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

worst, story, ever


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Anthony917]
    #14556441 - 06/03/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
worst, story, ever



You're be so unchill.


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14556445 - 06/03/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

SprewellSleeve said:
Quote:

Anthony917 said:
worst, story, ever



You're be so unchill bro.




Fixed


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14556446 - 06/03/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:awedrugs:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14556447 - 06/03/11 04:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This thread is brotastic and deserves the utmost brospect. :coaster:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Anthony917]
    #14556450 - 06/03/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

tonight is k-night in hollywooooooooooooooooooooooooood :datass:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556472 - 06/03/11 04:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
tonight is k-night in hollywooooooooooooooooooooooooood :datass:




Not for me

:emocry:




in a few hours though :datass:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Beanhead]
    #14556478 - 06/03/11 04:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

what happens in a few hours


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556488 - 06/03/11 04:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

then it's morning and i'm going on a k binge


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Beanhead]
    #14556498 - 06/03/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

o lol
im seeing rabbit in the moon tonight
so fucking excited


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556612 - 06/03/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

party and melt into a k hole :whoo:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: 28064212]
    #14556621 - 06/03/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

experience all which there is to experience :tunnel:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556623 - 06/03/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
and i was on my way but then my cellie rang

so i did what anyman would do






incorrect, no man would call his phone a cellie

your entire post is invalid


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Cherk]
    #14556628 - 06/03/11 05:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

who said i am a man :shoosh:


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Coaster]
    #14556635 - 06/03/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

good point boy wonder


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Re: lol so i had to go to the bathroom real bad [Re: Cherk]
    #14556700 - 06/03/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

cherokee said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
and i was on my way but then my cellie rang

so i did what anyman would do






incorrect, no man would call his phone a cellie

your entire post is invalid




I heard it in like a British accent, sounded kind of cool.


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