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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Salomon]
    #15823950 - 02/17/12 03:54 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Would you eat human flesh if necessary to survive?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Smokey420]
    #15824094 - 02/17/12 04:33 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
who is your favourite serial killer?




myself but then I guess it depends on how you define serial killer

Quote:

Smokey420 said:
Would you eat human flesh if necessary to survive?




I would eat it if it were simply available at the grocery stores because it;s better than bacon


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824265 - 02/17/12 05:14 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

who was the main attraction at the last funeral you went to?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Salomon]
    #15824427 - 02/17/12 05:49 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

my sister



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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824464 - 02/17/12 05:56 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

:feelsbadman:when did it happen?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Salomon]
    #15824580 - 02/17/12 06:16 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

about 4 years ago, she was on her way to sell the car, w were in a serious a
drought, she was kicking it down the road at about 80mph which is normal in
that particular road since it's all trees and 4 lanes of divided highway, out
of nowhere came a huge downpour and the car started to spin, I went out and
looked over the scene and from the looks of it she'd clipped a tree with the
right side while trying to steer back toward the roadway and as soon as the
car caught a little traction it shot the other way, plowed some more trees
with the front while she was still spinning, caught some air and finished
with the driver's side


she lived for about a week, they'd flown her to grady hospital in atlanta
where she received substandard care in the ICU, fuckers wouldnt even clean
the blood off her until one of her friends, a nurse crawled the staff's ass
about it. we expected brain damage in addition to the broken pelvis, ribs
and skull, but to be honest, she was recovering pretty well, she was awake
and alert and speaking a bit, the nurse friend came to sit with her and
noticed she was having a stroke, something the ICU staff should have
recognized but they were too busy being something I need not say to bother
checking in on her more than once or twice a day

it was pointless to sue the hospital for negligence because they're more
than $100mil in debt and because they're a charity hospital the lawsuit
could cost many more lives if they didnt have those funds. that's how I
learned that each year 200,000 people are killed each year through
negligence by medical professionals... and they wonder why malpractice
insurance is so high... because many are incompetents

her husband was a real son of a bitch about everything, he's been smart
enough not to show his face since the funeral


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824598 - 02/17/12 06:21 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

have you tried mescaline or peyote, if so what do you think of either of these psychedelics?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824603 - 02/17/12 06:23 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

doctors and nurses are the same as any other proffesion, try to leach as much money as possible while doing as little work as possible.

they watch people die everyday, no big deal to them they dont give a fuuuuck.

i was in the icu trying to explain to them that my left lung is collapsed and i can feel air flowing into my chest cavity from the puncture wound. them cunts was like theres no way you feel that, not happening.

they sent me home, i came back a week later chest cavity full of blood, both lungs under pressure. had to get thoresintisis every few days for weeks.


sure enough broken ribs punctured my left lung.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: owls]
    #15824640 - 02/17/12 06:33 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

owls said:
have you tried mescaline or peyote, if so what do you think of either of these psychedelics?





I've had mescaline and I've grown cactus that contain it but I've never made any preparations or eaten my own cacti


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824645 - 02/17/12 06:35 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

which experience do you enjoy more, mescaline or LSD


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Psychoslut]
    #15824669 - 02/17/12 06:39 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I had a wreck, guy nailed us head on in the mountains, me, my GF and another
chick were going to a cabin to go skiing for a long weekend, anyway the only
injury was my GF, the tards at the ER said she was fine and sent her home
with me, the next morning she was pale and weak and passing blood. turns out
she was bleeding internally and she had no broken bones but a punctured lung

she spent a week in ICU

my ex went to the ER said she thinks she had pneumonia, they said it was
bronchitis and sent her home, 2 days later she;s in the ICU and spent 3
weeks there and 2 more in a room recovering. the crazy thing is I've had
pneumonia twice, took me 2 weeks to recover without doctards and meds


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824703 - 02/17/12 06:44 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

another tragic chapter in the life of pris:frown:



i'm sorry that happened, man. :feelsbadman:


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824731 - 02/17/12 06:50 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

thats nuts, Ive never had pneumonia but i heard it bad and hurts. i get bronchitis in my left lung twice a year since my injury. shards of bone in my chest still make it pain full to sleep on my stomach which i like best.

i cant breath deeply, its painfull the ribs just wont heal and they re break themselves all the time because im 240 pounds and just rolling over in bed breaks them.

the scar tissue inside my left lung also makes it irritating to breathe deeply. blood in your lungs is bad and the new pulminary doctor says i will have major problems with my lung the rest of my life, and it will continue to get worse as i get older.

i have to cough up a mucous ever few minutes because my left lung tries to coat the scar tissue, it sucks and i hate it when im on a date and shit the story about my lung and why i have to do that kind of breaks the ice but its not impressive at all.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Salomon]
    #15824861 - 02/17/12 07:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
another tragic chapter in the life of pris:(



i'm sorry that happened, man. :feelsbadman:





thanks man. she was finally getting her shit together when it happened. she
discovered  that even though we were sibling we could be friends and she was
the only person that would get on my ass for never asking a soul for help
with anything. I still havent gone through any sort of mourning over this


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Psychoslut]
    #15824882 - 02/17/12 07:24 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Psychoslut said:
i have to cough up a mucous ever few minutes because my left lung tries to coat the scar tissue, it sucks and i hate it when im on a date and shit the story about my lung and why i have to do that kind of breaks the ice but its not impressive at all.





you've gotta make up a great story, an epic tale of heroism that ends with
you running 5 miles for help and barking like mad and someone saying "what's
that lassie, timmy fell down the well?"


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15824940 - 02/17/12 07:36 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

yeah i need to come up with a story about how i broke my ribs falling out of a tree trying to save a kitty cat or some shit.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15829111 - 02/18/12 07:12 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
about 4 years ago, she was on her way to sell the car, w were in a serious a
drought, she was kicking it down the road at about 80mph which is normal in
that particular road since it's all trees and 4 lanes of divided highway, out
of nowhere came a huge downpour and the car started to spin, I went out and
looked over the scene and from the looks of it she'd clipped a tree with the
right side while trying to steer back toward the roadway and as soon as the
car caught a little traction it shot the other way, plowed some more trees
with the front while she was still spinning, caught some air and finished
with the driver's side


she lived for about a week, they'd flown her to grady hospital in atlanta
where she received substandard care in the ICU, fuckers wouldnt even clean
the blood off her until one of her friends, a nurse crawled the staff's ass
about it. we expected brain damage in addition to the broken pelvis, ribs
and skull, but to be honest, she was recovering pretty well, she was awake
and alert and speaking a bit, the nurse friend came to sit with her and
noticed she was having a stroke, something the ICU staff should have
recognized but they were too busy being something I need not say to bother
checking in on her more than once or twice a day

it was pointless to sue the hospital for negligence because they're more
than $100mil in debt and because they're a charity hospital the lawsuit
could cost many more lives if they didnt have those funds. that's how I
learned that each year 200,000 people are killed each year through
negligence by medical professionals... and they wonder why malpractice
insurance is so high... because many are incompetents

her husband was a real son of a bitch about everything, he's been smart
enough not to show his face since the funeral



I'm real sorry to hear that man.


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15858484 - 02/24/12 05:15 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Where can I obtain a mail order tube of bees?


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #15858597 - 02/24/12 05:36 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

a box of bees can be obtained from a fellow in Lula Ga

http://www.dixiebeesupply.com/Dixiebeesupply/Don_Kuchenmeister,_The_Fat_Bee_Man.html


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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #15883956 - 03/01/12 12:22 AM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

pachoo said:
hey, pris would you go skydiving with me?





sure








SWEET!

:omgawesome:

(a little late on the response since i moved and had no internet for a while. i apologize.)


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