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Mr.PhilCybin
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Registered: 06/13/11
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Loc: Gnarnia
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canwill you tell us a cool spelunking story?
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
Edited by Mr.PhilCybin (01/23/12 07:19 PM)
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Prisoner#1
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spelunking is for sissies, real men go caving
I took some folks caving, people I'd known for years, one of them liked to try and aggravate me about how I knew everyone in the world, we're about 2 miles back in the cave when we run into another group of cavers, while that's not a typical occurrence it does happen, what you dont expect to happen is that the people you run into are people you know, about 5 cavers. I knew 2 of them, they'd broughta few to go that were no0bs and were on their way out. we smoke a joint, get back to doing and on our way back out we see them again, they're stuck at the rope climb. the big guy they brought down was bitching about being too tired and too big to make it. only about a mile left to get out of the cave.
we all rest for a few and encourage him to give it another go and he's whining and complaining that he weighs way too much for the tiny ass wire to support him and that it cuts into his hands. I told everyone to leave us and I'd get him out of the cave. I'm small so the guy had no confidence in me, I took a knee and let him step on the other one, grab the rope and pull himself up as much as he could and that someone would get him when he got to the top and that if he didnt try then he'd be totally fucked
stepped on my knee, started trying to pull up the rope and I started pushing to help him along, managed to get him to the point he could stand on my shoulders and then 2 people were there to help him the rest of the way... it was maybe 15 feet to the top. so we're out of that spot and get to the z=bend and the squeeze afterward and he's panicking about his size, I asked if that's the way he came in and he said yes but ut was almost impossible... again I sent the others ahead and I asked him if he really believed he couldnt make it through those parts, he said he was positive, I said fine, follow me and we walked around and beat the others to the other side.
they met us at the funnel and wondered how we passed them, I said it was sheer determination, will power, wizardry and a short cut. the big guy only balked at a few spots after that, he put a lot more effort into getting himself out. when we got out we had a big muddy party
and one time I fell off the waterfall, 12'-15' drop to the jagged rocks below, I missed the rocks, didnt get hurt really but the next morning I found out just how many muscles there are in my abdomen
here's the cave
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Irishdrunk
Democracy? We Deliver!!!

Registered: 09/12/03
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Whats yer favorite food? Tacos?
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Prisoner#1
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food is my favorite food
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riverdweller
Misanthropic Voyeur



Registered: 08/19/09
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Loc: Oregon, USA
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how did you get that M? Were you really bad?
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Prisoner#1
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someone just left it in the trash so I started wearing it around the house a little at first and I got all fucked up, forgot I was wearing it and left the house.. it was pretty cool watching people cower and hide at the site of me so I kept wearing it and then one day a few years ago I thought I'd take it off and throw it in the wash because it was starting to smell like white kid dread locks and discovered it was fused in place and the doctors said that if the tried to surgically remove it there was a .002% chance that I could die so I wasnt willing to risk it
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Registered: 06/13/11
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Let's say hypothetically, that your going to be executed for whatever reason.
What's the last meal? And also, This facility in which you're going to die isn't so bad, they let you have a side of drugs with your final meal. You may pick up to three.
What's Pris' last meal?
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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Irishdrunk
Democracy? We Deliver!!!

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Do you have a green card?
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: What's Pris' last meal?
President Barack Obama, for my drug desert I'd like smoke a big fat Joe Biden
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Irishdrunk said: Do you have a green card? 
no but I have a long form birth certificate that didnt require a hundred experts with photoshop to produce
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SOLID BASTARD
Hella Vampires


Registered: 08/04/08
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Quote:
BeefheartisBetter said: How has the shroomery evolved since you joined?
Here's a semi-related group of words: Has The Pub always been nothing but opinionated bullshit or was there a time when people didn't shy away from real discussion based on facts?
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Cutless said:
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BeefheartisBetter said: How has the shroomery evolved since you joined?
Here's a semi-related group of words: Has The Pub always been nothing but opinionated bullshit or was there a time when people didn't shy away from real discussion based on facts?
before it was mindless drones talking about the dead, phish and spongle
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demonofchaos



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if u could time travel where would u go?
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
demonofchaos said: if u could time travel where would u go?
to austria so I can kill hitler
and take his place and conquer the world the right way
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Legend
RIP Sasha


Registered: 03/29/10
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Loc: TX
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have you ever met a shroomerite? would you be willing to meet one?
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Prisoner#1
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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: Legend]
#15713459 - 01/24/12 08:18 PM (12 years, 8 days ago) |
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legit27 said: have you ever met a shroomerite? would you be willing to meet one?
I've met a couple dozen at least, Adamist, Shroomism, Geo, Vamp, Summit, 40oz, Freezy, Shroom Hermit, Flowstone, adrug, polkaudio2 a buttload of others I dont remember off the top of my head and most recently I met gumby but I think I sketched him out because I was having some time issues. he got to witness my daughter almost shoot the dumbest cat in the world
what cat walks toward the sound of people shooting
I might be willing to meet a shroomerite
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ModularMind
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Registered: 02/09/10
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I'm a cool cat. Would she shoot?
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Prisoner#1
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her aim hasnt improve much so you still have a good chance of survival
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pachoo
Witchakookoo



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those caves absolutely terrify me......
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Prisoner#1
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Re: ask pris#1 [Re: pachoo]
#15714331 - 01/24/12 11:43 PM (12 years, 8 days ago) |
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those caves are fun. they're challenging but they're a blast especially if you're claustrophobic
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