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InvisibleMosis
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benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee * 1
    #14552787 - 06/02/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

my mom has a cabinet full of oxazepam, temazepam, and alprazolam, and alcohol is easy enough to get. what kind of cocktail do i have to ingest to guarantee death?

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 1
    #14552813 - 06/02/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Etc. etc. etc. you know what people will say

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 1
    #14552816 - 06/02/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hey don't take your life... that's a terrible idea. What going on with you to want to do this?


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: OddEye] * 1
    #14552830 - 06/02/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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OddEye said:
Hey don't take your life... that's a terrible idea. What going on with you to want to do this?



Yeah, let's talk it out before you do anything. :sad:


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Moronicus] * 1
    #14552871 - 06/02/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Moronicus] * 2
    #14552875 - 06/02/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Suicide doesn't make existence or the pain stop, you will keep going. The sooner you realize life is about suffering and overcoming it, the sooner you will suffer less.  Instead of taking your life, give your life to God, make it His to own, then your fate is His will and He will make the decisions in life for you.


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Buckeye Oysters] * 2
    #14552883 - 06/02/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

stfu buckeye oysters, you sound like an idiot

anyone with any useful information?

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InvisibleMosis
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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 1
    #14552928 - 06/02/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

seriously, i'm some random jack off who just leeches off and uses and hurts people. what difference does it make to any of you if i'm alive or dead?

and anyway, i'm not committing to anything. i'd just like to know that there's a foolproof, convenient backup plan, just in case.

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 2
    #14552934 - 06/02/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I will agree, fuck life nothing worthwhile here anyway. Just get really hammered and take several time the recommended dosage of several benzos, quick and painless; just make sure your not so hammered that you throw up.

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Wise Toad] * 1
    #14552956 - 06/02/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The fact that you came on here and posted shows that you have at least SOME desire to keep living. Rather than just go and gobble down all of them and all the booze, you came on here asking for help.

What makes you hesitate?


Dude, if you're going to off yourself, do it. It's your life, your body, your choice and I really can't be arsed to tell you what to do.

But really, why do you want to off yourself? What makes you hesitate? Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. You're talking, which is good. Tell us whats up?

I'm not going to tell you it's all going to be okay, because it's not. If life is so fucked up that DEATH seems better, it's not going to be easy to get your life back on track. It's not going to be roses and sunshine, and you WILL have a lot of work ahead of you. But it IS possible.

Talk to us, what's up man?

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 1
    #14553124 - 06/02/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Mosis said:
stfu buckeye oysters, you sound like an idiot

anyone with any useful information?




Maybe you have dumb ears?...
I'll say what I want, I call it like I see it.  Maybe in your current lifetime you will get to see what I have seen.


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Shroomerited] * 1
    #14553169 - 06/02/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

that's the point. i don't see that the effort of getting my life back on track is at all worthwhile.

are you sure you're willing to commit to the statement, "suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem?" that's tossed around all the time, but i'm pretty sure that there are permanent problems for which suicide is an effective solution.

i'm asking, because i don't want to take too few, end up in a coma, and then wake up in a hospital a few days later. hence the desire to guarantee death.

and anyway, i'm some kind of fucking genius when it comes to everything except social interaction. a literal fucking genius; i was an undergraduate physics all-star, and then i started from scratch in graduate pure mathematics and again rose to the top. i won piano competitions and wowed endless audiences with my musical performances. the first time i sat behind a drumset, people's jaws dropped. i could go on.

too bad i have no friends. i have lost them all to anger, jealousy, insecurity, and lack of communication. the life that i've built up for myself over the past 23 years has crumbled. i'm not interested in the career path to which i've devoted myself over the past 5 years. i don't see that starting again is wortwhile.

even now, i'm not living for myself. i'm alive out of consideration for my parents.

i don't know how to talk to people. i don't know how to empathize with people. i don't understand why people don't love me like i love them. no one wants to fuck me, and i think i'm a pretty attractive guy. i need constant external validation. i'm never happy with my accomplishments. my leg has been fucked up and in pain for years. my hand is being crippled to repetitive strain injury. my social phobia is out of control. somewhere in the past few months i've lost my mind. i thought it was with my keys, but i still can't find it (i'm also very, very funny; when i'm not trying too hard i.e. when i'm not being an insecure dipshit)

i just don't get people. they don't make sense. i don't know how they work. i don't know how to get them to do what i want them to. i easily become infatuated, and when my expectations aren't met or whatever, i demonize the other party. i've never had a healthy relationship. i either dominate or am dominated. i either take for granted or am taken for granted.

i'm very insecure. i'm always scared. i have a penchant for drug abuse. i'm irrationally perfectionistic. i don't play piano anymore because of this.

i hurt people when i'm hurt; in fact, i go out of my way to hurt them. i'm very good at hurting people. very good at using their darkest fears and insecurities against them.

i'm delusional. i'm not honest with myself. i have brief moments of lucidity, and then i'm again dragged down by the undertow of destructive emotions.

the path to recovery is long, uncertain, difficult, and does not offer any worthwhile reward. all there is in the end is death and decay. in 50 years our entire planet is going to be a smouldering ball of shit. people don't give a fuck about you; they don't give a fuck about you. love is a lie. women are manipulative and untrustworthy. love is convenience.

i wish i had some weed.

tl/dr: i'm a miserable cunt and i want out!

Edited by Mosis (06/02/11 10:45 PM)

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 1
    #14553175 - 06/02/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Mosis said:
stfu buckeye oysters, you sound like an idiot

anyone with any useful information?




Says the man trying to off himself.

:dumbass:



Why not just run away from it all?  You don't have to overcome it to avoid killing yourself, you can just run away from the situation and restart.  It works sometimes.

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Maverick] * 1
    #14553237 - 06/02/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i don't even remember making 100+ posts on this forum back when i joined 5 years ago. this is a pretty funny place. the picture of red forman with the dumbass caption is great.

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Wise Toad] * 1
    #14553262 - 06/02/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Wise Toad said:
I will agree, fuck life nothing worthwhile here anyway. Just get really hammered and take several time the recommended dosage of several benzos, quick and painless; just make sure your not so hammered that you throw up.





That's stupid advice, no matter which way you look at it.  Telling someone to commit suicide is against the forum rules, for one.  And two, the combo is far more likely to cause him to wake up in jail.

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Wise Toad] * 1
    #14553272 - 06/02/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Wise Toad said:
I will agree, fuck life nothing worthwhile here anyway. Just get really hammered and take several time the recommended dosage of several benzos, quick and painless; just make sure your not so hammered that you throw up.





you can get banned for this easily shroomerites!!!!!


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: BothHands] * 1
    #14553278 - 06/02/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

BothHands said:
Quote:

Wise Toad said:
I will agree, fuck life nothing worthwhile here anyway. Just get really hammered and take several time the recommended dosage of several benzos, quick and painless; just make sure your not so hammered that you throw up.





That's stupid advice, no matter which way you look at it.  Telling someone to commit suicide is against the forum rules, for one.  And two, the combo is far more likely to cause him to wake up in jail.




who makes the rules? you can post gifs of people fucking each other but you can't tell someone to kill themselves?

silly hippies

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Maverick] * 1
    #14553285 - 06/02/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Maverick said:
Quote:

Mosis said:
stfu buckeye oysters, you sound like an idiot

anyone with any useful information?




Says the man trying to off himself.

:dumbass:



Why not just run away from it all?  You don't have to overcome it to avoid killing yourself, you can just run away from the situation and restart.  It works sometimes.




'cause i'm the situation.

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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 2
    #14553304 - 06/02/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Mosis said:
Quote:

BothHands said:
Quote:

Wise Toad said:
I will agree, fuck life nothing worthwhile here anyway. Just get really hammered and take several time the recommended dosage of several benzos, quick and painless; just make sure your not so hammered that you throw up.





That's stupid advice, no matter which way you look at it.  Telling someone to commit suicide is against the forum rules, for one.  And two, the combo is far more likely to cause him to wake up in jail.




who makes the rules? you can post gifs of people fucking each other but you can't tell someone to kill themselves?

silly hippies




not important WHO makes them you flake.

there are a lot of people that enjoy this site.  dont be a fucktard


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Re: benzo + alcohol suicide guarantee [Re: Mosis] * 1
    #14553335 - 06/02/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"Whoever has something in hand will be given more, and whoever has nothing will be deprived of even the little they have." [Jesus]

You have so much, but have so little.  And it pisses you off.


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