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I think this girl I know is schizo
#14550701 - 06/02/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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So I've seen this girl a few times, right? She's pretty hot and there is an automatic sexual connection. I'm not interested in having a committed relationship with her but she's a fun FWB type of connection.
However, I just hit her up and she told me that her boyfriend is in a cult and that he's watching her, causing her to fear for her safety. When I pointed out that she never sees her boyfriend, she told me that he has the power to telepathically watch her at all times.
Can I pick 'em or what?
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You should give her some stimulants. That'll get rid of the paranoia.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14550723 - 06/02/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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You think?
I'm almost tempted to hit her back saying I drew up a rune of protection with her name on it that disperses any spirits that may be trying to watch her.
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Perfect.
I tried to make a more normal sounding explanation, but it's not really possible when talking about telepathic voices and unseen stalkers...
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I would either say she's schizo or she wants you to believe she is, for whatever reason.
Sounds almost like a scare tactic to me. "This guy from the party who thinks I want his nuts? Time to put on the cuckoo act." All while her friends sit around and stifle laughter. At your expense.
AT YOUR EXPENSE.
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You think?
I'm almost tempted to hit her back saying I drew up a rune of protection with her name on it that disperses any spirits that may be trying to watch her.
You should totally do that. This could get interesting.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: The_Ghost]
#14550756 - 06/02/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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fuckit, literally DSHSB
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: guywiththegun]
#14550763 - 06/02/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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guywiththegun said: I would either say she's schizo or she wants you to believe she is, for whatever reason.
Sounds almost like a scare tactic to me. "This guy from the party who thinks I want his nuts? Time to put on the cuckoo act." All while her friends sit around and stifle laughter. At your expense.
AT YOUR EXPENSE.
Fucking females.
The thought occurred to me too, but she definitely wants my nuts judging from our few encounters.
She's a Godsy type. I am becoming increasingly tempted to pull out some esoteric Christian protection magic. 
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: GGTBod]
#14550771 - 06/02/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Run that kinda crazy aint worth getting your dick wet bro.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: trekie]
#14550777 - 06/02/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I dunno man, it really seems like it could be fun... 
She's hot too.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: trekie]
#14550778 - 06/02/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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definitely a "hump and dump" situation at best
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Tchan909 said: I dunno man, it really seems like it could be fun... 
She's hot too.
As long as she doesn't know where you live, it could be fun.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: GGTBod]
#14550795 - 06/02/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oooooh, godsy, kinda insane? I've done this before friend.
Look at it this way: No abortions. Probably no contraception. She's going to be attached if she's very biblical.
AND? Her boyfriend watches her telepathically. That shit is unreal. I'd run.
Seriously, religious chicks are the LOSE. Just forget about it. That vagina belongs to Jesus or his crazy-bitch analogue.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14550797 - 06/02/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Then where am I supposed to bang her?
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: guywiththegun]
#14550805 - 06/02/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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guywiththegun said: Oooooh, godsy, kinda insane? I've done this before friend.
Look at it this way: No abortions. Probably no contraception. She's going to be attached if she's very biblical.
AND? Her boyfriend watches her telepathically. That shit is unreal. I'd run.
Seriously, religious chicks are the LOSE. Just forget about it. That vagina belongs to Jesus or his crazy-bitch analogue.
I wear condoms, so what's the worst that could happen? I'm moving to Santa Cruz at the beginning of next year anyway.
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Her place? Tell her you're coming to protect her from her boyfriend.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: GGTBod]
#14550814 - 06/02/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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But that kinda of crazy sticks around even after you try to dump and run.
Trust me personal experience. Unless she doesnt know anything about you like where you work live or real name but yea .
You've been warned.
Then again I have had it go the other way too just when it hits hard with those girls. So my judgement is a bit baised .
Then again I did tell her to fuck off while she was in a mental hospital
She still to this day over 6 years later says what a scumbag I am.
Other one was a stripper and few randomly but dont get to involved
Get a hotel it doesnt have to be nice you only need it for a few hours and shes crazy any way tell her its the fucking ritz
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guywiththegun said: Oooooh, godsy, kinda insane? I've done this before friend.
Look at it this way: No abortions. Probably no contraception. She's going to be attached if she's very biblical.
AND? Her boyfriend watches her telepathically. That shit is unreal. I'd run.
Seriously, religious chicks are the LOSE. Just forget about it. That vagina belongs to Jesus or his crazy-bitch analogue.
I wear condoms, so what's the worst that could happen? I'm moving to Santa Cruz at the beginning of next year anyway.
Is she Catholic or from a cult descended from the Catholic faith? They don't believe in contraception, consider it a form of abortion. Which means no condoms, no pulling out, and no anal. Spilled seed is a sin in super-god chick circles. And they all WANT babies, like really really bad. Maybe not yours, but they'll take it, oh yessirree.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: guywiththegun]
#14550831 - 06/02/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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We've already had sex once, she has no problem with condoms.
You wouldn't need to tell me not to hit it if she wasn't cool with condoms.
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Tchan909 said: We've already had sex once, she has no problem with condoms.
You wouldn't need to tell me not to hit it if she wasn't cool with condoms.
idk... hot chick who makes you hit it raw? 
assuming she's not disease ridden.
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Well, if you've already been up in that it changes the game entirely. Basically, what you now need to do is convince her you're an agent of Satan. That's the easiest way to break it off.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14550846 - 06/02/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't want to find myself in the position of trying to talk a girl into getting an abortion. 
Even more nightmarish is the prospect of actually having a child at this stage of my life.
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Welcome to my hell
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: trekie]
#14550855 - 06/02/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sounds rough. I'm sorry, man. At least it was fun getting there, right?
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#14550857 - 06/02/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: guywiththegun]
#14550955 - 06/02/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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guywiththegun said: Oooooh, godsy, kinda insane? I've done this before friend.
Look at it this way: No abortions. Probably no contraception. She's going to be attached if she's very biblical.
AND? Her boyfriend watches her telepathically. That shit is unreal. I'd run.
Seriously, religious chicks are the LOSE. Just forget about it. That vagina belongs to Jesus or his crazy-bitch analogue.
I wear condoms, so what's the worst that could happen? I'm moving to Santa Cruz at the beginning of next year anyway.
Is she Catholic or from a cult descended from the Catholic faith? They don't believe in contraception, consider it a form of abortion. Which means no condoms, no pulling out, and no anal. Spilled seed is a sin in super-god chick circles. And they all WANT babies, like really really bad. Maybe not yours, but they'll take it, oh yessirree.
haha broski's the catholic church lets people where condom'sthe pope has gone on to say time in and again that people need to use protection to stop the spread of disease's .. it was even taught at our catholic high school to use protection , so you have some outdated views on the catholic church man haha ...
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: elite2121]
#14550961 - 06/02/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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For being governed by the laws of God and Jesus, the laws of the Catholic Church sure change all the time.
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Re: I think this girl I know is schizo [Re: elite2121]
#14551044 - 06/02/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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guywiththegun said: Oooooh, godsy, kinda insane? I've done this before friend.
Look at it this way: No abortions. Probably no contraception. She's going to be attached if she's very biblical.
AND? Her boyfriend watches her telepathically. That shit is unreal. I'd run.
Seriously, religious chicks are the LOSE. Just forget about it. That vagina belongs to Jesus or his crazy-bitch analogue.
I wear condoms, so what's the worst that could happen? I'm moving to Santa Cruz at the beginning of next year anyway.
Is she Catholic or from a cult descended from the Catholic faith? They don't believe in contraception, consider it a form of abortion. Which means no condoms, no pulling out, and no anal. Spilled seed is a sin in super-god chick circles. And they all WANT babies, like really really bad. Maybe not yours, but they'll take it, oh yessirree.
haha broski's the catholic church lets people where condom'sthe pope has gone on to say time in and again that people need to use protection to stop the spread of disease's .. it was even taught at our catholic high school to use protection , so you have some outdated views on the catholic church man haha ...
I think it depends a lot on local diocese. I was raised Catholic for the first, oh, twelve years of my life. We were told AIDS was caused by homosexuality (my dad still has the novel-sized "pamphlet" they sent us home with), that condoms were a form of contraception and therefore abortion, and that masturbation was a sin because it was the same as killing a baby.
I was schooled, however, in conservative small-town Texas at a Catholic school that literally employed nuns as most of their teachers. This is late eighties, early nineties.
And no, the pope has never gone on record saying contraception is okay. The last pope, at least, was notoriously anti-contraception, despite some progressive views elsewhere. I don't think this one is too hot on it either. I'd say your local diocese might differ in opinions (they often do, some even have gay priests or bishops, or women in the clergy in civil protest of the Church) or you might not be a Roman Catholic.
I have a friend who had very different beliefs, she was Egyptian Orthodox Catholic, and there's more than that, and a lot of them have their own popes and own points of view. They handle things a lot more conservatively than even I was used to.
I might be wrong about the whole pope vs. contraception thing, but I was taught some pretty backwards ideas in Catholic school.
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Sounds almost like a scare tactic to me. "This guy from the party who thinks I want his nuts? Time to put on the cuckoo act." All while her friends sit around and stifle laughter. At your expense.
AT YOUR EXPENSE.
Fucking females.
The thought occurred to me too, but she definitely wants my nuts judging from our few encounters.
She's a Godsy type. I am becoming increasingly tempted to pull out some esoteric Christian protection magic. 

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