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OfflineThe Todd
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Re: "white things to do" [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14550674 - 06/02/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Pronouncing the whole word
Not knowing how to dance to hip hop/rnb
Thinking that racism is dead
Eating vegetables that taste like vegetables


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Re: "white things to do" [Re: Asante]
    #14550713 - 06/02/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Camping and golfing spring immediately to mind, though there are obvious exceptions (such as Tiger Woods etc.).

I think camping and golfing are the prime suspects, really. That, and listening to terrible music. :facepalm: (That was a joke, nothing hateful here, no sir.)


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Re: "white things to do" [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14550717 - 06/02/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mushrooms. I know a couple black guys, and I'm always like" why don't you come over, I got these gangsta'-ass mushrooms":rockon:




I gave mushrooms to a black guy I worked with. He said he had some broad over and just fucked the whole time on them. I asked if he wanted more and he said "Naw, man, I think that's a white people drug."

I'm tempted to second this. I don't know many black people who dig hallucinating.

Also, crystal meth is a white thing to do. I know black people do it, but that shit is becoming the white trash version of crack.




I do. Extremely. And frequently. 'scuse me while I finish these Morning Glory seeds.

You guys can have meth though. :methisgood:

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Having a job,
Raising your own kids,
Venturing to the deep end of a swimming pool.






I'm not black per se (Brazil) but for the sake of this thread I'll be considered such. :shrug:

I'll just chill here and debunk ya'll. :snoop:




A variance in the pattern doesn't disprove the pattern, it probably just confirms that a pattern exists.


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Re: "white things to do" [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 4
    #14550719 - 06/02/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Wiccan, you are a disgusting bigot.  You should be banned for this racist thread.  That is all.


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Re: "white things to do" [Re: DieCommie]
    #14550749 - 06/02/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I would like to add "discussing statistical anomalies" to the list of things white people do.


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Re: "white things to do" [Re: Asante]
    #14550751 - 06/02/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Meth is definitely the white version of crack. I know very few black people who have done it.

It's true about the hallucinogens too, most black people I've talked to about hallucinogens are like ":wtf: :picard:" off the whole idea of the thing. There are way more exceptions for that one than meth, though.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #14550753 - 06/02/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Croquet is one of the whitest things I can think of.




I see your mallet and raise you one shuttlecock



doesn't get much whiter than badminton


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: Pigasus]
    #14550775 - 06/02/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad." I just made that whiter. I'll do it again.

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad" and professes to making a margarita that will "make you shit your pants."

Oh? One more?

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad" and professes to making a margarita that will "make you shit your pants," after which you retire to the basement to drink Scotch and talk about the Jenkins account.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550783 - 06/02/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

That is so white I think I went blind reading it.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550792 - 06/02/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad." I just made that whiter. I'll do it again.

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad" and professes to making a margarita that will "make you shit your pants."

Oh? One more?

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad" and professes to making a margarita that will "make you shit your pants," after which you retire to the basement to drink Scotch and talk about the Jenkins account.





Fuck knows who these white people are, they are not the type of white people i have ever met, in England it is white people who live in ghetto's we dont play badminton and corquet eating scones and talking like the queen whilst dressed in a suit and bowler hat with an umbrella hanging off our arm


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14550799 - 06/02/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

change chad to chaz and you've got yourself a goddamn deal!



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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: GGTBod]
    #14550810 - 06/02/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Anything English white people do is automatically whiter than anything American white people do. Sorry man, you're the precursor to our current whiteness. You're proto-whitey. You could be the hardest motherfucker in England and still be whiter than Donald Trump once you came to the States. I'm not saying you wouldn't be less of a man, you'd just be white as shit.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550818 - 06/02/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

WASPs are different from Brits, though. They have a triple-distilled kind of whiteness going on.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550820 - 06/02/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: Pigasus]
    #14550822 - 06/02/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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change chad to chaz and you've got yourself a goddamn deal!






White people who look like this would quickly be a victim of a violent crime in my city, talk about looking like a victim hahahahaha

I lived in America for 5 months when i was younger and people were terrified of me mostly due to my size and my very rough accent, I sound like a cross between a viking and a scotsman and your right about one thing i am so white i make milk look tanned


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Re: "white things to do" [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550833 - 06/02/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I would like to add "discussing statistical anomalies" to the list of things white people do.




:rofl:

yewwwsall crahckhas awww shuuuuuuuuuurrrr funneh :awedrugs:


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: GGTBod]
    #14550835 - 06/02/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Exactly. Don't consider white an insult. It's just a frame of mind. When white people heard you talk, they probably said "That motherfuckers so white, I'll bet he pisses tea and shits crumpets." When black people heard you talk, they had to keep asking where you were because the whiteness of your skin was reflecting so much sunlight.

I'm white as shit, too. I'd say something about white pride, but that's got a whole different connotation that I don't intend to make.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? What would you consider a typically white thing to do? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550845 - 06/02/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

The main thing people said when i spoke was "What???"


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14550847 - 06/02/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad." I just made that whiter. I'll do it again.

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad" and professes to making a margarita that will "make you shit your pants."

Oh? One more?

Badminton at the house of a guy who refers to himself as "The Chad" and professes to making a margarita that will "make you shit your pants," after which you retire to the basement to drink Scotch and talk about the Jenkins account.




This is mildly disturbing. Please show The Chad some Wu Tang Clan and call it a day.


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Re: "white things to do" is there such a thing? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14550849 - 06/02/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I think chad needs more drastic measure we are talking Old Dirty Bastard at least 36 chambers


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