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I'm from Kentucky
    #14547085 - 06/01/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

And I think my cousin is in love with me. :facepalm:

Aside from the obvious dry smashing of her shit box, what do I do? This shit is crazy awkward. I feel like my life is a tragedy for an unseen audience.




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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547092 - 06/01/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hitt it.

you ARE from kentucky :shrug:

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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547095 - 06/01/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Use a condom.

Also first cousin? 2nd cousin?


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14547123 - 06/01/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

1st

There's no way I'm "hitting it".


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547179 - 06/01/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Is she hot? I could take her off your hands. :hehehe:


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: destructo_low]
    #14547186 - 06/01/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Are you in Kentucky?:lol:


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547205 - 06/01/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Nope haha. I thought I'd ask anyway. :shrug:


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547206 - 06/01/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Let her kiss the one eyed snake then!
She probably really wants to. :evil2:


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547240 - 06/01/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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1st

There's no way I'm "hitting it".




Whatever dude, you know you just posted this so you could get the shroomery's approval...go for it I say

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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14547241 - 06/01/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I live in Kentucky.  It's pretty shitty, but I live in the furthest north city and can walk to Cincinnati :shrug:
And yeah, if you venture outside of the urban north area it's redneck as fuck.  Other than Louisville and Lexington which suck dick too.

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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14547250 - 06/01/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.:lol:


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547261 - 06/01/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.:lol:




No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city.  Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. 
I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show :facepalm:

What part of Kentucky are you from?

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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14547283 - 06/01/11 06:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Tell her it's not legal in your state.



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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547321 - 06/01/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ummmm
shit

so your moms sisters daughter

eh


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14547347 - 06/01/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.:lol:




No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city.  Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. 
I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show :facepalm:

What part of Kentucky are you from?



Independence. Yeah, covington is a shithole. I don't know wtf they were thinking moving there from Florence.


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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547357 - 06/01/11 06:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Be nice to your cousin.

Give her your dick. Think about it, she won't tell the family because she won't want anyone to know about her dirty secret. Sounds like you have a free pass to sexytime no strings attached.
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: Micawber]
    #14547378 - 06/01/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Micawber said:
ummmm
shit

so your moms sisters daughter

eh



Fathers sisters daughter*:snub:

I just figured out how to make this a hilarious game instead of an awkward pile of fail. She's been hinting around about it for a while, I guess hoping that I'll meet her in the middle and start flirting with her. So I'm just acting completely oblivious to it all instead. She said she has a secret she wants to tell me, so I was like "This sounds serious...do you have aids"?:lol:




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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547393 - 06/01/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:macdre:turn that bitch out

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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547399 - 06/01/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Independence, eh? I recognize that from oregon trail :blewmeanie:
Let her tell her your "secret" and if it's what you think it is, then just tell her kindly to stop because you're not ok with dating a close relative. It's that simple.

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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14547400 - 06/01/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

fuck dat bitch if she hot, get a blowjob if she ugly

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