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blewmeanie




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I'm from Kentucky
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And I think my cousin is in love with me. 
Aside from the obvious dry smashing of her shit box, what do I do? This shit is crazy awkward. I feel like my life is a tragedy for an unseen audience.
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P-O
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hitt it.
you ARE from kentucky
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ifoundwaldo


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Use a condom.
Also first cousin? 2nd cousin?
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blewmeanie




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1st
There's no way I'm "hitting it".
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Is she hot? I could take her off your hands.
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blewmeanie




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Are you in Kentucky?
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Nope haha. I thought I'd ask anyway.
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Let her kiss the one eyed snake then! She probably really wants to.
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blewmeanie said: 1st
There's no way I'm "hitting it".
Whatever dude, you know you just posted this so you could get the shroomery's approval...go for it I say
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LoveYourLife
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I live in Kentucky. It's pretty shitty, but I live in the furthest north city and can walk to Cincinnati  And yeah, if you venture outside of the urban north area it's redneck as fuck. Other than Louisville and Lexington which suck dick too.
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blewmeanie




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My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
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LoveYourLife
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blewmeanie said: My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city. Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show 
What part of Kentucky are you from?
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ifoundwaldo


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Tell her it's not legal in your state.
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ummmm shit
so your moms sisters daughter
eh
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blewmeanie




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LoveYourLife said:
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blewmeanie said: My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city. Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show 
What part of Kentucky are you from?
Independence. Yeah, covington is a shithole. I don't know wtf they were thinking moving there from Florence.
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Be nice to your cousin.
Give her your dick. Think about it, she won't tell the family because she won't want anyone to know about her dirty secret. Sounds like you have a free pass to sexytime no strings attached.
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: Micawber]
#14547378 - 06/01/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Micawber said: ummmm shit
so your moms sisters daughter
eh
Fathers sisters daughter*
I just figured out how to make this a hilarious game instead of an awkward pile of fail. She's been hinting around about it for a while, I guess hoping that I'll meet her in the middle and start flirting with her. So I'm just acting completely oblivious to it all instead. She said she has a secret she wants to tell me, so I was like "This sounds serious...do you have aids"?
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stuntmanmike


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turn that bitch out
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Caine
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Independence, eh? I recognize that from oregon trail  Let her tell her your "secret" and if it's what you think it is, then just tell her kindly to stop because you're not ok with dating a close relative. It's that simple.
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thodub

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fuck dat bitch if she hot, get a blowjob if she ugly
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blewmeanie




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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: Caine]
#14547419 - 06/01/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Caine said: Independence, eh? I recognize that from oregon trail  Let her tell her your "secret" and if it's what you think it is, then just tell her kindly to stop because you're not ok with dating a close relative. It's that simple.
Yeah, I'm kinda hoping the whole thing just blows over.
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you never answered the question is she hot?
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LoveYourLife
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blewmeanie said:
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LoveYourLife said:
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blewmeanie said: My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city. Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show 
What part of Kentucky are you from?
Independence. Yeah, covington is a shithole. I don't know wtf they were thinking moving there from Florence.
Florence is like fucking Atlantis compared to Covington lol even though that place has nothing but huge suburbs and a run down shopping mall. But yeah I've got a lot of friends from Independence that went to Simon Kenton/Scott. I grew up in Fort Thomas if you're familiar with that area.
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stuntmanmike said: you never answered the question is she hot?
Let us see some pictures.
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how old is she?
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blewmeanie




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Yeah, I dated a girl in Ft Thomas when I was in highschool...or it might have been Ft. Wright. That entire region is like an another planet to me now.
Florence Ya'll motherfucker! Do they still have that festival every year?
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LoveYourLife
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blewmeanie said: Yeah, I dated a girl in Ft Thomas when I was in highschool...or it might have been Ft. Wright. That entire region is like an another planet to me now.
Florence Ya'll motherfucker! Do they still have that festival every year?
Haha everybody confuses those two including people who still live here. Fort Thomas is the city really close to Newport and Ft. Wright is closer to Independence.
I don't know about the festival but they still have that retarded water tower..
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blewmeanie




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stuntmanmike said: you never answered the question is she hot?
Let us see some pictures.
I'm not gonna besmirch my cousin by posting pictures of her on a drug website along with my incestuous suspicions...you fucking creeps 
Enjoy this music video and picture of a boat instead.
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Caine
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blewmeanie said: I'm not gonna besmirch my cousin by posting pictures of her on a drug website along with my incestuous suspicions...you fucking creeps 
Only on the shroomery
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bonnahoo
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blewmeanie said: And I think my cousin is in love with me. 
Wow, so the rumors/stereotypes are true... this is crazy. I'm sorry man... I don't know what to tell you. Good luck? Hit it if you want, the world won't think any differently of you for it.
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ifoundwaldo said: Tell her it's not legal in your state.

Holy shit.
Tell me that isn't true...
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I say go for it.
Just make sure not to fuck it up and you will always have guaranteed ass at weddings, funerals, etc.
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destructo_low said:
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stuntmanmike said: you never answered the question is she hot?
Let us see some pictures.
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Prisoner#1
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in 9th grade I hooked up with a chick, turns out she was my cousin, luckily it was a 3rd cousin by a marriage so it's not like it was a real cousin but it felt so dirty and that's what made it fun
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blewmeanie said: I'm not gonna besmirch my cousin by posting pictures of her on a drug website along with my incestuous suspicions...
you're so right, you should besmirch her in so many better ways
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CarnivalBarker
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Show up with some KFC then give her your secret blend of herbs and spices.
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thodub

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I'd fuck my cousin if I could....good thing I don't got any hot female cousins...
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: thodub]
#14548530 - 06/01/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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LoveYourLife
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: tito123]
#14548537 - 06/01/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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tito123 said: my cousin had sex with his dad's girlfriend's daughter who soon became his step-sister
and he lives in kentucky so its even funnier
How is that even weird? Not like they're actually related because of some bullshit marriage.
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Luman
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LoveYourLife said: I grew up in Fort Thomas if you're familiar with that area.
Pretty chill place to grow up, right
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LoveYourLife
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: Luman]
#14548583 - 06/01/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Luman said:
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LoveYourLife said: I grew up in Fort Thomas if you're familiar with that area.
Pretty chill place to grow up, right
Yeah it's not bad, pretty nice place to live really. I still reside there. You from the area?
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Luman
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Yeah, lived here my whole life, still here as well. Good times have been had drunk as hell up at Convenient back in the day.
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LoveYourLife
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: Luman]
#14548619 - 06/01/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Luman said: Yeah, lived here my whole life, still here as well. Good times have been had drunk as hell up at Convenient back in the day.
Right on man lived here my whole life as well, grew up by Frische's. I live like a mile or two from Convenient off of Newman now. Sweet area besides that the cops can be dicks. Oh well though, still the best place to live in NKY
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Luman
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No doubt 
And yeah these cops are boner killers
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blewmeanie




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Luman said: Yeah, lived here my whole life, still here as well. Good times have been had drunk as hell up at Convenient back in the day.
Right on man lived here my whole life as well, grew up by Frische's. I live like a mile or two from Convenient off of Newman now. Sweet area besides that the cops can be dicks. Oh well though, still the best place to live in NKY 
I would kill for some frishe's right now. Back in highschool a buddy of mine plowed into the Big Boy statue at the one on Madison Pike, and ended up stealing it.
On an unrelated note, I had the worst blowjob of my life tonight; all teeth and rough hands. Though i assure everyone it was not my cousin.
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Prisoner#1 said: in 9th grade I hooked up with a chick, turns out she was my cousin, luckily it was a 3rd cousin by a marriage so it's not like it was a real cousin but it felt so dirty and that's what made it fun
  
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blewmeanie




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I entirely approve of that sort of cousin boning.
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friend of mine used to feel his step-sisters tit while she was asleep
i slept over there once and he was like lets go do it.. lolwtf
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blewmeanie




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I can see that happening in my creepy hormone charged "formative years".
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hormones a weird.
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the human abstract said: friend of mine used to feel his step-sisters tit while she was asleep
i slept over there once and he was like lets go do it.. lolwtf
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how exactly is she hinting at this btw?
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collinZzZz
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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: biff]
#14550114 - 06/02/11 09:40 AM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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KENTUCKY SHROOMERITES UNITE! But not under the flag of cousin sexin.
But seriously we should all converge on terrapin hill and get DOWN this fall.
edit: Daviess County reppppp
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