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blewmeanie




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I'm from Kentucky
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And I think my cousin is in love with me. 
Aside from the obvious dry smashing of her shit box, what do I do? This shit is crazy awkward. I feel like my life is a tragedy for an unseen audience.
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P-O
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hitt it.
you ARE from kentucky
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ifoundwaldo


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Use a condom.
Also first cousin? 2nd cousin?
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blewmeanie




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1st
There's no way I'm "hitting it".
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destructo_low
Oh yeah!




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Is she hot? I could take her off your hands.
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blewmeanie




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Are you in Kentucky?
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destructo_low
Oh yeah!




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Nope haha. I thought I'd ask anyway.
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ifoundwaldo


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Let her kiss the one eyed snake then! She probably really wants to.
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unam sanctum



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Quote:
blewmeanie said: 1st
There's no way I'm "hitting it".
Whatever dude, you know you just posted this so you could get the shroomery's approval...go for it I say
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LoveYourLife
MDMA


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I live in Kentucky. It's pretty shitty, but I live in the furthest north city and can walk to Cincinnati  And yeah, if you venture outside of the urban north area it's redneck as fuck. Other than Louisville and Lexington which suck dick too.
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blewmeanie




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My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
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LoveYourLife
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blewmeanie said: My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city. Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show 
What part of Kentucky are you from?
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ifoundwaldo


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Tell her it's not legal in your state.
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ummmm shit
so your moms sisters daughter
eh
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blewmeanie




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Quote:
LoveYourLife said:
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blewmeanie said: My cousin is in Covington if that's where you mean.
No lol although that's 3 minutes from my city. Covington is an abomination, FULL of trashy ass people. I'll be there tomorrow for a dubstep show 
What part of Kentucky are you from?
Independence. Yeah, covington is a shithole. I don't know wtf they were thinking moving there from Florence.
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willowmp
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Be nice to your cousin.
Give her your dick. Think about it, she won't tell the family because she won't want anyone to know about her dirty secret. Sounds like you have a free pass to sexytime no strings attached.
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blewmeanie




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Re: I'm from Kentucky [Re: Micawber]
#14547378 - 06/01/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Micawber said: ummmm shit
so your moms sisters daughter
eh
Fathers sisters daughter*
I just figured out how to make this a hilarious game instead of an awkward pile of fail. She's been hinting around about it for a while, I guess hoping that I'll meet her in the middle and start flirting with her. So I'm just acting completely oblivious to it all instead. She said she has a secret she wants to tell me, so I was like "This sounds serious...do you have aids"?
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stuntmanmike


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turn that bitch out
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Caine
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Independence, eh? I recognize that from oregon trail  Let her tell her your "secret" and if it's what you think it is, then just tell her kindly to stop because you're not ok with dating a close relative. It's that simple.
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thodub

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fuck dat bitch if she hot, get a blowjob if she ugly
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