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Offlineandroid313
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Farm Paranoia
    #14545435 - 06/01/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hello Shroomery,

I'm a farmer. I have horses. They shit. Just like everything else.

On particularly humid mornings, I'm fortunate enough to find some mushrooms growing courtesy of the shit. I've had some of the most profound personal experiences from eating these mushrooms, that I would not trade for ANYTHING.

But I read now, according to law; according to law I shouldn't have these mushrooms; they shouldn't exist! According to law, I should be arrested!
I'm suddenly paranoid.
I don't know what to do. I'm freaking out

Kill the horses?

I hear in countries like the Czech Republic and Portugal, that they don't have such senseless restriction on naturally occurring plant-life and fungai.

What if the Government decides they don't like apples and that nobody should eat them? Would I have to cut down my apples trees?!?

I can't believe they have that power. What have we become?! :blush:

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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: android313]
    #14545445 - 06/01/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wierd post. Cant really tell what you are really trying to do or if youre a real farmer or what not.


but yeah , it is a bunch of bullshit and its not illegal for those mushies to be growing out of your horses poop but it is illegal to pick them and have fun.

We have people working on changing that though

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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14545456 - 06/01/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:dudewtf:

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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: shLong]
    #14545508 - 06/01/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)


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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: stranger_danger]
    #14545673 - 06/01/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dont kill ur horses.  just dont start dryin the mushrooms out and start sellin em.

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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: P-O]
    #14545805 - 06/01/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

please don't kill your horses man. :sad:


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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: Everlong] * 1
    #14545813 - 06/01/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just get your horses a diaper.

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Re: Farm Paranoia [Re: 4runner]
    #14546392 - 06/01/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Just get your horses a diaper.





:rofl:

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