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realfuzzhead



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what if..
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. What If I became a skilled craftsman and built myself a nice houseboat and equipped it with an area to grow food/weed and solar desalinization thangs' and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery and had a telescope and then wandered to cool ass places and follow the path that Darwin follow on the H.M.S Beagle when he discovered the model for evolution and saw monkeys and birds and read books and smoked weed and took acid and never watched a god damn fox show again and lived happy ever after
we should build boats and just leave the US
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sjfrockerdude
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You would be eaten alive by angry butt pirates.
And they would smoke all your shit.
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realfuzzhead



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What If i put a Gattling gun on top?
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sjfrockerdude
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Then all your problems would be solved You would proceed to grow the most kickass weed the world has ever seen, and get laid on an hourly basis.
Not to mention catch some heavenly munchies.
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realfuzzhead



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Hmmm..
I think fishing would be awesome. Go to some Caribbean waters and fish and smoke dank and read like 10 hours a day and just fucking live.
just ...fucking...live.
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sjfrockerdude
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I know what you mean, it's actually a dream of mine to move down to the FL keys and live off the ocean as much as possible.
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You'd be alone on a boat with a bunch of weed and acid. 
Who's going to give you this Internet and how will you pay them?
For me at least, fish every night would get pretty damn old too.
Then there's the issue of pirates.
And without Fox, you're missing out on Family Guy, the Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill...
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dude thats my dream! houseboat for the fucking win!
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Samuel L Jackson
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lets add this to the list of things the shroomery needs
now we've got: -island -laundromat -cruise ship
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JesusGoneRogue


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imma get right on that jackson
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SamuelLJackson said: lets add this to the list of things the shroomery needs
now we've got: -island -laundromat -cruise ship
what about a motorized island with a town on it (including a laundromat)
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Prisoner#1
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realfuzzhead said: and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery
how you gonna get on the shroomery out in the middle of the ocean?
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realfuzzhead said: . What If I became a skilled craftsman and built myself a nice houseboat and equipped it with an area to grow food/weed and solar desalinization thangs' and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery and had a telescope and then wandered to cool ass places and follow the path that Darwin follow on the H.M.S Beagle when he discovered the model for evolution and saw monkeys and birds and read books and smoked weed and took acid and never watched a god damn fox show again and lived happy ever after
we should build boats and just leave the US
Is this a row boat, or will you need gasoline? What about dem' hurcaans' I hear de' get purty fierce don in the Caribe?
Fishin's great though. I used to fish every weekend in the gulf, and I had food for 3-4 days.
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Re: what if.. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14543499 - 05/31/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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U.S boats would approach and attempt to board your vessel, and you would be placed into a Federal prison for having large amounts of drugs. And if you had guns you would be a pirate and get life in prison.
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realfuzzhead said: and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery
how you gonna get on the shroomery out in the middle of the ocean?
satellite internet
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ShiVersblood
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Good way to get tracked
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ShiVersblood said: Good way to get tracked
By who your out in the ocean just stay of us coast
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ShiVersblood
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But you can only likely speak english. and wouldnt u want a "womens company" or just go plain mad from being away from all people. and u cant just bring a girl along with u because then she will eventually demand u go back to the u.s
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ShiVersblood said: But you can only likely speak english. and wouldnt u want a "womens company" or just go plain mad from being away from all people. and u cant just bring a girl along with u because then she will eventually demand u go back to the u.s
Throw that bitch overboard. There's more where she came from.
You could get tracked by anyone who wanted to track you... The DEA, NSA, Interpol, whoever the fuck. Establishing a connection to the satellite(s) is basically pinpointing your location for them.
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Checks this out. I'm sure this guy is growing some bud on his little island too.
"Guy makes island out of plastic bottles, and lives on it." http://www.wimp.com/plasticbottles/
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realfuzzhead



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realfuzzhead said: and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery
how you gonna get on the shroomery out in the middle of the ocean?
its not impossible. I think this would be the least of my worries.
Imagine.. building your own boat. like work/learn trades for a decade then build it all customized with all the sick ass stuff.
and I would like to stress that id be reading the whole time.. thatd be my main goal, the other things would compliment that. and I would save money up so I could by food in bulk in other countries
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realfuzzhead



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ifoundwaldo said:
Who's going to give you this Internet and how will you pay them?

the internet gods shall giveth me teh interwebz
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Why would the DEA be coming after you if you are in international waters?
Okay, so the DEA knows you are growing shit at this specific location, in international waters. So what? The DEA can't just go fuck whoever they want outside of the US.
Just be aware that borders for countries generally extends out into the ocean for some amount.
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realfuzzhead



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they could if they want. Theyd just label me a drug peddler and put me through the system.
But I dont think theyd know what I was doing or where i was.
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did no one watch the video I posted...ahh oh well.
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realfuzzhead



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i missed that but yeah ive seen it before. super cool man that guy is the shit.
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willowmp
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realfuzzhead said: they could if they want. Theyd just label me a drug peddler and put me through the system.
But I dont think theyd know what I was doing or where i was.
But how? You aren't breaking the laws of the US from what I could gather, seeing as you aren't in the US.
I mean if you are peddling drugs to the US, then yea you are breaking the law, assuming you are the one taking he drugs into the US, but if you are just growing trees or w/e they can't go after you.
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realfuzzhead



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international law makes marijuana illegal. and seriously the DEa does what it wants.
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realfuzzhead



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seen that before. cool stuff its awesome to see people brainstorming about the future of our species
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