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what if..
    #14543336 - 05/31/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

.  What If I became a skilled craftsman and built myself a nice houseboat and equipped it with an area to grow food/weed and solar desalinization thangs' and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery and had a telescope and then wandered to cool ass places and follow the path that Darwin follow on the H.M.S Beagle when he discovered the model for evolution and saw monkeys and birds and read books and smoked weed and took acid and never watched a god damn fox show again and lived happy ever after

we should build boats and just leave the US


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543345 - 05/31/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You would be eaten alive by angry butt pirates.

And they would smoke all your shit.









:maximumtrolling:


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Re: what if.. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14543349 - 05/31/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What If i put a Gattling gun on top?


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543358 - 05/31/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Then all your problems would be solved
You would proceed to grow the most kickass weed the world has ever seen, and get laid on an hourly basis.

Not to mention catch some heavenly munchies.


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Re: what if.. [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14543368 - 05/31/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmm..

I think fishing would be awesome. Go to some Caribbean waters and fish and smoke dank and read like 10 hours a day and just fucking live.

just ...fucking...live.


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543371 - 05/31/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I know what you mean, it's actually a dream of mine to move down to the FL keys and live off the ocean as much as possible.


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543376 - 05/31/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

cannabalism


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543378 - 05/31/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

You'd be alone on a boat with a bunch of weed and acid. :shrug:

Who's going to give you this Internet and how will you pay them?

For me at least, fish every night would get pretty damn old too.

Then there's the issue of pirates.

And without Fox, you're missing out on Family Guy, the Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill...

:trolldance:


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543414 - 05/31/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

dude thats my dream! houseboat for the fucking win!


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543428 - 05/31/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

lets add this to the list of things the shroomery needs


now we've got:
-island
-laundromat
-cruise ship


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Re: what if.. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14543441 - 05/31/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

imma get right on that jackson :super:


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Re: what if.. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14543454 - 05/31/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
lets add this to the list of things the shroomery needs


now we've got:
-island
-laundromat
-cruise ship



what about a motorized island with a town on it (including a laundromat)


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543477 - 05/31/11 11:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery






how you gonna get on the shroomery out in the middle of the ocean?


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Re: what if.. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14543484 - 05/31/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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realfuzzhead said:
.  What If I became a skilled craftsman and built myself a nice houseboat and equipped it with an area to grow food/weed and solar desalinization thangs' and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery and had a telescope and then wandered to cool ass places and follow the path that Darwin follow on the H.M.S Beagle when he discovered the model for evolution and saw monkeys and birds and read books and smoked weed and took acid and never watched a god damn fox show again and lived happy ever after

we should build boats and just leave the US





Is this a row boat, or will you need gasoline? What about dem' hurcaans'  I hear de' get purty fierce don in the Caribe?

Fishin's great though.  I used to fish every weekend in the gulf, and I had food for 3-4 days.


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Re: what if.. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14543499 - 05/31/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

U.S boats would approach and attempt to board your vessel, and you would be placed into a Federal prison for having large amounts of drugs. And if you had guns you would be a pirate and get life in prison.


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Re: what if.. [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14543503 - 05/31/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
and lived out there and caught fish and went on the shroomery






how you gonna get on the shroomery out in the middle of the ocean?



satellite internet


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Re: what if.. [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14543510 - 05/31/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Good way to get tracked


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Re: what if.. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14543512 - 05/31/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ShiVersblood said:
Good way to get tracked



By who your out in the ocean just stay of us coast


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Re: what if.. [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14543558 - 05/31/11 11:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

But you can only likely speak english. and wouldnt u want a "womens company"  or just go plain mad from being away from all people. and u cant just bring a girl along with u because then she will eventually demand u go back to the u.s


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Re: what if.. [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14543588 - 05/31/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ShiVersblood said:
But you can only likely speak english. and wouldnt u want a "womens company"  or just go plain mad from being away from all people. and u cant just bring a girl along with u because then she will eventually demand u go back to the u.s




Throw that bitch overboard. There's more where she came from.

You could get tracked by anyone who wanted to track you...
The DEA, NSA, Interpol, whoever the fuck.
Establishing a connection to the satellite(s) is basically pinpointing your location for them.


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