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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Answers in death
    #14542866 - 05/31/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Lets say after you die, you find out all the stats on your life.  What would you want to know?

You know all the important stuff like:

Exactly how much weed have i smoked?  How much did i spend on it?





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Re: Answers in death [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #14542875 - 05/31/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How many eggs could I have fertilized with all of my lost knuckle children?


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Re: Answers in death [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14542896 - 05/31/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Speaking for myself that would have to be an enormous number


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14542907 - 05/31/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Got another one...

How many brain cells have I killed with alcohol alone? :smile:

I don't drink much any more, but there are many hazy college days in my past.


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Re: Answers in death [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14542922 - 05/31/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How many pounds of red meat have i eaten?  How many times have i said "taco" or "fuck"?


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Re: Answers in death [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14542934 - 05/31/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
How many eggs could I have fertilized with all of my lost knuckle children?




hhahahah


how many times have i blacked out and gotten away with ridiculously stupid acts?


how many shits did i take in my lifetime?


in all seriousness....


I would have liked to known the alternative paths i mat have taken in life if certain aspects of my life were altered...


for instance....what if i had been raised in a catholic home instead of a
liberal jewish home.....

what if i had started using drugs earlier in life....


what if i had been born with  gimp armm....


all of these alternative paths in life i could of had it would be cool to
be granted access to live those lives out and just do it over and
over again until your soul feels satisfied with the experiences it's
had....


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Re: Answers in death [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14542940 - 05/31/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How many hours have I wasted on the goddamn internet.


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14542960 - 05/31/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How many lives were affected by my own.


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14542978 - 05/31/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Counting each thrust as multiplied by the length of my penis, how many miles of pipe have I laid?


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14542986 - 05/31/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Kid_Orgo said:
Counting each thrust as multiplied by the length of my penis, how many miles of pipe have I laid?




that one is creative.


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14542997 - 05/31/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How many times I've said "What?" and "Pardon?"


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Kid_Orgo]
    #14543076 - 05/31/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Kid_Orgo said:
Counting each thrust as multiplied by the length of my penis, how many miles of pipe have I laid?



good one


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Re: Answers in death [Re: The Phleg]
    #14543092 - 05/31/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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pyrate999 said:
How many lives were affected by my own.



Probably everyone alive at the time of your birth and everyone even after your death


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Re: Answers in death [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14543906 - 06/01/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

how many beers did i drink
how many bottles of old crow did i drink (whiskey)
how many alcohol bottles in general
how many joints
how many blunts
how many bowls
and true that, how many times did i black out and act an ass.


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Re: Answers in death [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #14543916 - 06/01/11 01:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What exactly did I do while fucked up on benzos/ambien.

Although I dunno if i want to know.


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