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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 8,298
Loc: Tacos
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Answers in death
#14542866 - 05/31/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Lets say after you die, you find out all the stats on your life. What would you want to know?
You know all the important stuff like:
Exactly how much weed have i smoked? How much did i spend on it?
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ifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
Posts: 8,389
Loc: Denver, CO
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How many eggs could I have fertilized with all of my lost knuckle children?
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 8,298
Loc: Tacos
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Speaking for myself that would have to be an enormous number
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ifoundwaldo


Registered: 09/28/10
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Loc: Denver, CO
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Got another one...
How many brain cells have I killed with alcohol alone? 
I don't drink much any more, but there are many hazy college days in my past.
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


Registered: 12/19/07
Posts: 8,298
Loc: Tacos
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How many pounds of red meat have i eaten? How many times have i said "taco" or "fuck"?
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DeliciousVinyl



Registered: 07/07/09
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Quote:
ifoundwaldo said: How many eggs could I have fertilized with all of my lost knuckle children?
hhahahah
how many times have i blacked out and gotten away with ridiculously stupid acts?
how many shits did i take in my lifetime?
in all seriousness....
I would have liked to known the alternative paths i mat have taken in life if certain aspects of my life were altered...
for instance....what if i had been raised in a catholic home instead of a liberal jewish home.....
what if i had started using drugs earlier in life....
what if i had been born with gimp armm....
all of these alternative paths in life i could of had it would be cool to be granted access to live those lives out and just do it over and over again until your soul feels satisfied with the experiences it's had....
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CarnivalBarker
wizard


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How many hours have I wasted on the goddamn internet.
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The Phleg
Big Dick Chakra




Registered: 03/07/10
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Loc: Uncanny Valley
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How many lives were affected by my own.
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Kid_Orgo



Registered: 09/24/03
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Loc: Hale-Bopp
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Counting each thrust as multiplied by the length of my penis, how many miles of pipe have I laid?
-------------------- He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


Registered: 12/10/09
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Re: Answers in death [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#14542986 - 05/31/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said: Counting each thrust as multiplied by the length of my penis, how many miles of pipe have I laid?
that one is creative.
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
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How many times I've said "What?" and "Pardon?"
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


Registered: 12/19/07
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Loc: Tacos
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Re: Answers in death [Re: Kid_Orgo]
#14543076 - 05/31/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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Kid_Orgo said: Counting each thrust as multiplied by the length of my penis, how many miles of pipe have I laid?
good one
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


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Loc: Tacos
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Re: Answers in death [Re: The Phleg]
#14543092 - 05/31/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago) |
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pyrate999 said: How many lives were affected by my own.
Probably everyone alive at the time of your birth and everyone even after your death
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ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤


Registered: 08/18/07
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how many beers did i drink how many bottles of old crow did i drink (whiskey) how many alcohol bottles in general how many joints how many blunts how many bowls and true that, how many times did i black out and act an ass.
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willowmp
Medical Psychedelic Mushrooms



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What exactly did I do while fucked up on benzos/ambien.
Although I dunno if i want to know.
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