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CarnivalBarker
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We were all stoned as fuck and no one wanted to drive their car, and for some reason everyone was paranoid about the police. My buddy Ryan was 16 at the time and didn't have his after 9 permit. I offered to drive his car, but then the issue came up of what I would tell the police officer in the hypothetical situation where we got pulled over. The story we came up with was "I was driving his car because he isn't allowed to drive after 9." We all thought that was brilliant until I got in the car, started driving, then realized it was 3 in the afternoon.
 It was hysterical at the time.
Another time we took bong hits in my buddy's dorm room, there were maybe five of us. Four of us left to go do something for about 45 minutes. My buddy decided to make a sandwich in the toaster oven, but he passed out on the couch immediately after putting the sandwich in the oven. We came back after maybe 20 minutes, open up the door and start walking down the hall to find a hall filled with smoke and the fire department and 2 police officers at the door. They searched him and he got busted
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CarnivalBarker
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Driving to the beach with my buddies Ryan and Patrick. We literally just finished smoking when we got to a check point. Ryan got the munchies while we were waiting in line at the check point, and grabbed a bag a bugles from the back seat. When we got up to the front the officer said "our spotter said you were reaching behind the seat. You weren't trying to hide anything, were you?" Ryan says "No officer, I was just reaching for my bugles." Then holds up 10 fingers with bugles on the ends of them with a poker face.
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Brugman
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Smoked a bongload with a friend. I wanted to make food, all I had was some pasta.
Me: "Dude, do you want some spaghetini?"
Friend: "Spaghetini? Is that like Italian for spaghetti?"
I laughed at him for a good 5 minutes.
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Quote:
CarnivalBarker said: Driving to the beach with my buddies Ryan and Patrick. We literally just finished smoking when we got to a check point. Ryan got the munchies while we were waiting in line at the check point, and grabbed a bag a bugles from the back seat. When we got up the officer said "our spotter said you were reaching behind the seat. You weren't trying to hide anything were you." Ryan says "No officer, I was just reaching for my bugles." Then holds up 10 fingers with bugles on the ends of them with a poker face.
Holy shit, that is hilarious.
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: Brugman]
#14537065 - 05/30/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Was playing disc golf with a buddy. I throw and it goes strait up and to the left of the basket. I proceed to look around for almost 1 hour searching for the disc in the open grass. After about 40 minutes, I say fuck it a squirrel ran off with it. I walk till about 15 feet from the basket and the disk was right at my feet. We named the bud the Dude Wheres My Disc bud.
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i cant remember any...
took a huge hit off a bong in my bedroom and as usual went to the window to blow it out only to find the window cleaner up his ladder at my window so had to keep it in an coughed my lugns to death and he just smiled
me and 2 mates were quite stoned i was driving to a shop that was 24hrs and broke a little too late at a roundabout and saw a blue light flash me over, shit we all thought as the car must of smelt of weed, but he just did a quick car check and sent me on my way
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insipidtoast
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CarnivalBarker said: Driving to the beach with my buddies Ryan and Patrick. We literally just finished smoking when we got to a check point. Ryan got the munchies while we were waiting in line at the check point, and grabbed a bag a bugles from the back seat. When we got up the officer said "our spotter said you were reaching behind the seat. You weren't trying to hide anything were you." Ryan says "No officer, I was just reaching for my bugles." Then holds up 10 fingers with bugles on the ends of them with a poker face.
Bugles hahahahahahaha what a stoner!
What the hell is a checkpoint and why? Do you live in 1942 Spain or something?
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CarnivalBarker
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I don't remember why they had a checkpoint. It was 4th of July weekend, I guess they were just looking for drunk people.
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DrGreenThumb865
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Quote:
insipidtoast said:
Bugles hahahahahahaha what a stoner!
What the hell is a checkpoint and why? Do you live in 1942 Spain or something?
By checkpoint, he means a road block that's set up by police when they're either looking for an individual, drunk drivers, or just trying to bust people for drugs. So basically just a road block.
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CarnivalBarker
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I thought of another one.
Got high, then went into my favorite gas station to buy cigarettes. I walk in and see my favorite cashier working there, a cool black guy and there was this new black girl working there two. I say what's up and ask for a pack of marlboro reds. The guy was like "oh man...NC just passed a new law and we're not allowed to sell cigarettes after 1." I checked my phone and it was 1:10. My face was like , then I started getting angry, and started talking about how much bullshit that was. They kept saying shit that sounded legitimate to my stoned self, and I eventually believed them. Right as I start leaving the store they both started cracking up.
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My family lives in Northern Virginia (about 5 minutes south of DC) and my senior year in High School I was headed to a Dream Theater concert at DAR Constitution Hall with a friend of mine. I picked him up, set my GPS, and sparked a blunt. We got on the highway and drove about an HOUR before we realized that my GPS had directed me to Constitution Hall in Charlotte, North Carolina and popped a U-Turn.
To put into perspective just how egregious (and prolonged) of a stoner moment that was:
A. I had lived in that area my whole life and been to DC many, many times
B. Every single sign on the Highway must have been southbound
C. We were beginning to see signs for Richmond by the time we figured it out
D. The whole trip, plus time to park shouldn't have taken half that
Yeah, that was some good herb. We were just cruising along stoned out of our gourds jamming out and taking in the sites 

On the bright side we'd been way early to begin with and made the concert which was
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LOL bet you all were like Better make a U-turn.
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I assumed since they were going to the beach that this happened during the day. I've heard of DUI checkpoints happening at night, but I've never ever heard of one during the day. That just sounds really fascist to me.
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Anthony917
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im too high to remember any of my good stoner stories...though I'm sure I've had plenty.
my second time ever smoking i was walking home, mesmerized by the beauty of the clouds, and i walked face first into a telephone poll and fell over 
this lady who saw was like "oh shit are you ok???" i just walked away embarrassed as hell
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3 years ago in high school pulled a stoner lunch break as usual. I ended up forgetting or something to put eyedrops in both my eyes. Walking to class my buddie said dude go look in the bathroom, one was crystal clear and the other well devil red eyed. hah. Provided some good laughs and I just said oh well and went to class. of course my seat was right in front of the class.
Later got a really neat piece that was a face and had one red eye and one blue eye and it was destiny.
Forgot everything else.. Oh wait, another time back early high school when I went to fastfood we were in the drive thru. Got our food and just sat there jammin out to some reggae and eating. I literally forgot to drive after we got the food because I noticed no one was behind us early in the period.
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: erikksonb]
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I had my first job at KFC in high school and one night i had to train a new guy. I was baked as hell as usual and my friend who worked there was friends with the new guy and said he was cool. So later in the night was showing him around and such and told him to was his hands so he didn't get sensimillia poisoning. He bust up laughing and said don't you mean salmonella poisoning! We both laughed and then took a toke break.
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: walfredo]
#14542378 - 05/31/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've had so many intense conversations when high only to go 'wait.....what were we talking about?"
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ifoundwaldo


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Quote:
DeliciousVinyl said: I've had so many intense conversations when high only to go 'wait.....what were we talking about?"

those moments are awesome unless you happen to be having the conversation with your parents.
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ifoundwaldo said:
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DeliciousVinyl said: I've had so many intense conversations when high only to go 'wait.....what were we talking about?"

those moments are awesome unless you happen to be having the conversation with your parents.
Happened to me all the time before I moved out. My parents knew I was and still am a stoner though.
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yeah talking to my parents after smoking always felt

i tired to avoid it at all cost
but its been a few years since i've lived with them so all is well
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