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OfflineMeowMix96
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Re: forked tongue? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14538511 - 05/30/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The_Ghost said:
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MeowMix96 said:
Damn. That tongue is the shit.
I wanna fork my tongue now.
It said that you can train the sides to move independently.
That would be fun. :tongue:



You've got an awesome username lol.




Thanks :grin:, I choose it because it has a nice ring to it.


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OfflineThe_Ghost
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Re: forked tongue? [Re: MeowMix96]
    #14538514 - 05/30/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Those commercials are ingrained in my childhood forever. :stoned:


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14538544 - 05/30/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is pretty gross IMO. Then again I don't find the girl very attractive either. Maybe if she was cuter I'd be into it. Probably not though.

:puke:


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14538554 - 05/30/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Good lord.... This is sooooo awesome! I'd probably kill my brother for one night with this girl.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14538764 - 05/31/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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F0SS1L said:
This is pretty gross IMO. Then again I don't find the girl very attractive either. Maybe if she was cuter I'd be into it. Probably not though.

:puke:



really?

Who wouldn't want those doe eyes looking up at em while she
forks you


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Offlineigwna
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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Micawber]
    #14540403 - 05/31/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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TYL3R said:
Coincidentally I decided to take this outta my sig, right before you made this thread.

http://www.heaven666.org/prettyand-talented-36754.php

:rockon:




TYL3R delivers. :thumbup:


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F0SS1L said:
This is pretty gross IMO. Then again I don't find the girl very attractive either. Maybe if she was cuter I'd be into it. Probably not though.

:puke:





well, i wasn't thinking about it as "attractive." mostly, i think moving both sides independantly could make some things, way better.





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Micawber said:
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F0SS1L said:
This is pretty gross IMO. Then again I don't find the girl very attractive either. Maybe if she was cuter I'd be into it. Probably not though.

:puke:



really?

Who wouldn't want those doe eyes looking up at em while she
forks you





:rofl:


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: forked tongue? [Re: igwna]
    #14540412 - 05/31/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Apparently when you get the surgery your tongue feels as if it has been released form itself. Both sides can finally work independently.

it feels as if you had 2 fingers taped together and suddenly the tape is removed.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Patlal]
    #14540432 - 05/31/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Apparently when you get the surgery your tongue feels as if it has been released form itself. Both sides can finally work independently.

it feels as if you had 2 fingers taped together and suddenly the tape is removed.




noooo....

really?


that is almost reason enough to get the surgery..

it probably wouldnt fit my style tho


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: igwna]
    #14540451 - 05/31/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When i was in jail there was this crazy dude that already had his tongue pierced and one day he just took a string from his sock and split his tongue with it.
He said it took him 30 minutes. :nut:


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: thoughts]
    #14540471 - 05/31/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was planning on doing this, but I'm still not sure.

I'm going to be piercing my tongue in the next few weeks, so we'll see where it goes from there.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Shroom_i]
    #14540763 - 05/31/11 02:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)




dear god...


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Nativeinabush] * 1
    #14540788 - 05/31/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Nativeinabush said:



dear god...



can i put put my penor in it

just sayin bros :shrug:


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OfflineHumility
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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Micawber]
    #14540883 - 05/31/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Micawber said:
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Nativeinabush said:



dear god...



can i put put my penor in it

just sayin bros :shrug:





Amen


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Humility]
    #14541176 - 05/31/11 03:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It almost scares me how much I want dome from a girl with a forked tongue.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Humility]
    #14541183 - 05/31/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've actually had some sexual encounters with a girl with a split tongue before.

It was one of my girlfriends friends, gf was involved,so I wasn't cheating, just letting you know.

But making out was kind of confusing, cuz my tongue would kinda slip in between the fork, so I missed her tongue a few times lol.

But I can definitely vouch that BJs from a forked tongue are pretty awesome. That girl would twiddle it around on it like that girl in the gif did, and wrap around it, pretty much doing a lot of those things that happened in the gif. She was all into body mods so she was tatted and had 1 inch lobes too.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Eminence]
    #14541198 - 05/31/11 03:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i had no idea this existed. people who do that can still talk correctly?

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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Mr.Qabalistic]
    #14541209 - 05/31/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think it somewhat impedes their speech for a little while after the surgery, kinda like getting a tongue piercing, I'd imagine worse though.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: igwna]
    #14541229 - 05/31/11 03:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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theMERRYiguana said:
okay, so i was just looking at this .gif in TYL3R's sig:



and i was thinking what it would be like to kiss this chick.

or a blowjob. :awesomenod:
     

she seems to have control over both sides...



anyone with experience with forked tongues?




:zomgwtf:
I was gonna' make this same exact thread.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: Eminence]
    #14541237 - 05/31/11 03:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

From what I have read about it, most people have a short adjustment period but after a few weeks it seams like most people speak normally.


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Re: forked tongue? [Re: 2Cents]
    #14541261 - 05/31/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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2Cents said:
From what I have read about it, most people have a short adjustment period but after a few weeks it seams like most people speak normally.




Interesting. So do people do this for any medical reasons or they just do it to have it done-something they want?

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