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Having sex in a public dressing room
    #14539227 - 05/31/11 04:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

So, it's me again, the guy with the girl with the weird clit rubbing technique.
Well, the other day I brought to her attention that I wanted to fuck her in a dressing room in a dept. store and she totally dug that idea. I really want to have us both get clothes at the store to "try on" but really fuck and then leave the dirty rags behind in the dressing room. I know, I know, it's a horrible thing to do, especially for the poor attendants that have to clean up the mess, but ffs it's been a fantasy of mine for years and I finally found a chick that's down to get freaky.

My question to you all is: Has anyone ever done this and if so do you have any hints/tips/advice? I wanna make the most out of this experience so any input would be super fantastic :wink:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14539402 - 05/31/11 06:00 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Go for it!!!
If it was me I'd clean up after myself though. The employees dont get paid enough to clean up that sort of mess.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14539433 - 05/31/11 06:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

police, courts, lawyers, $$$$.

times have changed.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: HipsterDoofus]
    #14539466 - 05/31/11 06:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Steve said:
Go for it!!!
If it was me I'd clean up after myself though. The employees dont get paid enough to clean up that sort of mess.



Ya, i know that's wrong but it was kinda part of the thrill. I guess I could make a small sacrifice, however.

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HipsterDoofus said:
police, courts, lawyers, $$$$.

times have changed.




Really? What do you think/know the penalties would be for something like this? Really that serious? I hope not.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14539470 - 05/31/11 06:29 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Most places the police won't come out for something like that.
If you're doing it in the food court or something maybe, but not over a dressing room tape.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Steve]
    #14539474 - 05/31/11 06:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Steve said:
Go for it!!!
If it was me I'd clean up after myself though. The employees dont get paid enough to clean up that sort of mess.




i worked at a college cafeteria and we would have to clean the puke off the trays when kids puked

however the food industry is a :shitstorm:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Doc_T]
    #14539629 - 05/31/11 07:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
Most places the police won't come out for something like that.
If you're doing it in the food court or something maybe, but not over a dressing room tape.




Shit, seriously? Dressing rooms have vid cams? Surely not pointed in at the stalls though, right?
Maybe if we just dressed like police officers to begin with, we wouldn't have any trouble???


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14539806 - 05/31/11 08:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

What's really important is finding a place that doesn't have a specifically appointed Dressing Room Bitch.

If there's some one keeping an eye on the dressing rooms, you won't even be able to go in together let alone fuck in there.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: LSDXM]
    #14540036 - 05/31/11 10:18 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Krash Kharma said:
What's really important is finding a place that doesn't have a specifically appointed Dressing Room Bitch.

If there's some one keeping an eye on the dressing rooms, you won't even be able to go in together let alone fuck in there.




Oh yeah, way ahead of you on that one. We have been scouting around the area today and found that our Buckle and JCPenny are pretty good and unsecured. Gonna give it a go later tonight :wink:
If I don't post in the next day or so... well, you know why.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14540328 - 05/31/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Doooooo itttttt! Have her try on sexy stuff and dance for you! Have funn :awethumb:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14540864 - 05/31/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Doc_T said:
Most places the police won't come out for something like that.
If you're doing it in the food court or something maybe, but not over a dressing room tape.




Shit, seriously? Dressing rooms have vid cams? Surely not pointed in at the stalls though, right?
Maybe if we just dressed like police officers to begin with, we wouldn't have any trouble???




A lot of places do have video cameras in there.
Otherwise, people could put on new clothes under their current clothes and walk out with free clothes.

Have fun though. :awebig:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14541280 - 05/31/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Me and my ex did that. Wasnt even my idea either. We were at shopko. She was trying on some clothes. Dresses and such. I was waiting outside and she walked out and was just like "will you help me real quick?" I didnt think anything of it. Was just like yep. Right when she shut the door, her hands were in my pants. I instantly knew what was about to happen. Totally caught me off guard. I was like "oh my god are you serious?"

My advice is scout for a place thats slow. If there is anybody in another stall, they will hear you. Be positive there isnt. I understand its a fantasy, but be respectful. You dont want to unintentionally expose kids to that kinda stuff.

Wear a hoodie or something similar. That way you can take it off, flip it inside out and clean your mess up. Nobodys gonna question why you took your hoodie off. Either that, or have a rag handy in your girls purse.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14541589 - 05/31/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:whathesaid:

and
i did it in the sears dressing room but I had no intentions of cleaning myself with there clothes.  thats soo cruel.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: treewood69]
    #14541666 - 05/31/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

its really not a big deal. i've done it multiple times. mostly because we had no where else to shag. :shrug: lol but it was hilarious havin sex when old ladies are chattin away and little kids are yappin bout random shit in the stalls right next to yours. just be quiet :kenthumbup:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14541749 - 05/31/11 05:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I'd put her on her back, get inside of her, spread her legs real nice and wide, lick my thumb, and start rubbing her clit. I figure that'd be the best position since you have to be quiet. She can also do things like rub her tits and look at you and squirm and shit since you're on her knees and have a full view of her. Imo, that's the best position, especially if she knows how to use her body language to make it that much more awesome for me.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14544680 - 06/01/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
We were at shopko.



I thought only Wisconsin had Shopko's...:shrug:
:awepuss:



EDIT: touche, Wikipedia

"The company operates 135 stores located in 13 states including Northern California, Iowa, Idaho, Illinois, Michigan's Upper Peninsula, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, Oregon, South Dakota, Utah, Washington, and Wisconsin. Shopko once had a presence in Missouri, Kansas, Kentucky, and Indiana until the first round of store closings in 2001, in Colorado until July 2005, and in Nevada until November 2005. These stores are placed in small to mid-sized communities. Such stores are multi-department operations. Shopko has distribution centers in De Pere, Wisconsin, Omaha, Nebraska, and Boise, Idaho."


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: shLong]
    #14544687 - 06/01/11 07:35 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When did Northern California become a state? Is that one of the 57?


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Doc_T]
    #14544692 - 06/01/11 07:38 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:ahahaha:  Dont forget about the Upper Peninsula of Michigan :lolsy:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: shLong]
    #14544697 - 06/01/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Also Jefferson, and Puerto Rico... what are the other three?

Edit- oh, Southern Cali is one. Two more to go.


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Doc_T]
    #14544704 - 06/01/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Oahu and Maui?


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: shLong]
    #14544709 - 06/01/11 07:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yukon, maybe.

Edit- sorry for the threadjack. I started a separate thread.


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Edited by Doc_T (06/01/11 08:01 AM)


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Doc_T]
    #14557535 - 06/03/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

How was it?


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14559075 - 06/04/11 07:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

It doesn't seem so bad.  I tried getting the girlie to have a go at it with me, but she was too nervous.

You can't do it in an upper-scale store, as they do monitor the dressing rooms, lock the doors, assign numbers, etc.  But if you find a shitty department store, go for it! :thumbup:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #14573619 - 06/07/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
How was it?




Well it went something like this...
First:jennajameson: then:awetongue: now:blowjob: then:doggystyle: and finally:bender:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14573651 - 06/07/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:sambergfive:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: shLong]
    #14573785 - 06/07/11 10:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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shLong said:
:sambergfive:




Woot!

Also, pics?


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Doc_T]
    #14574804 - 06/07/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
Quote:

shLong said:
:sambergfive:




Woot!

Also, pics?




lulz... not this time, but perhaps soon :wink:


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14575011 - 06/07/11 03:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

didnt happen
















:lol:











j/k


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: shLong]
    #14575714 - 06/07/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I got a blowjob in a dressing room.  That's when I figured out why there's a gap between the floor and the door.


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    #14580027 - 06/08/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Edited by Anonymous (02/06/13 05:58 PM)


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Re: Having sex in a public dressing room [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14580170 - 06/08/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Yrtlzmo said:

What the fuck, people actually shop at shopko?




Nope, they're considering a name change to DontShopkoHere, :lol:


Our local Shopko was banging hard until, one day, a bigger entity came this way. MmmmmHmmm...


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