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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537571 - 05/30/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: hopefully you've stopped your shoplifting ways
This
Thieves suck unwashed penis.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537576 - 05/30/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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willowmp said: It's quite a feat when you are prescribed a buttload of Xanax too. 
exactly how many xanax are in a buttload, wouldnt a Kardashian be able to fit more than a super model?
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537596 - 05/30/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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120mg/month. It should be moving up to 240mg in a few days.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537641 - 05/30/11 08:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you your're going in for the buttox injections to be like a kardashian?
so maybe now I can finally get and answer to one that's been troubling me for years now
how many in a grip?
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537648 - 05/30/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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willowmp said:
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cherokee said: hahaa how do they plan to enforce that?
They took a picture of me, and all my information. They told me if I am caught on Wal-Mart property they will call the police and have me arrested for trespassing.
I also had to sign an agreement, and all my shit got uploaded into their database.
I still go to wally world though. 
That happened with me and Kohl's after I accidentally walked out with a pair of pants I hadn't paid for. They called the police and I was charged with a misdemeanor and I was given a summons (I wasn't arrested cuz the officer believed me). The thing is the charges were dropped. So am I still banned? Also, my photo was taken; but I didn't have to sign anything.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537656 - 05/30/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: how many in a grip?

It's more than a bit but less than life.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537704 - 05/30/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: you your're going in for the buttox injections to be like a kardashian?
so maybe now I can finally get and answer to one that's been troubling me for years now
how many in a grip?

I get botox in my buttox, but don't call me a dashhead.
I dunno bout you guys, but one grip is approx the weight of my left teat.
Pris, I would be your Kardashian any day.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537767 - 05/30/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP you ? ERRBODY KNOW DAT WALMART IS THA SHIT!!!
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537775 - 05/30/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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some people can get away with stealing easily. my cousin stold everyday to pay for a pot addiction 
they finally caught him and then looked at what else he had stole and it totaled over 4k
needless to say i think hes in jail i havent talked to him in months
pris if you ever become a shoplifter remember that mind over matter in stealing is the key
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The Ecstatic said: why did you give them your information and sign an agreement?
they have no authority to physically detain you. you shoulda cockslapped them then ran.
And you coulda came back later and bought some cocoa puffs 
They can detain you if they have trained security and their merchandise is thought of being stolen. Friend tried to steal from costco- got chased out by 3 big ass guys who work undercover in the store. they were following him the whole time.
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I had a guy with me that was shoplifting, he showed me the phone he was about to steal, told me what he was going to do and I said 'ok' and walked away, I hopped in my car and I pulled out of the parking lot, took a coupe of black guys to the parts store with me, I was working on their car, one was about 14, he was the nephew of the guy that owned the car, anyway he stole some valve stem covers with LED lights, I saw him pocket them, I get out to my truck to go back to the car and he's out there waiting and the wrapper for the shit he stole was laying in the bed... I got back to the car, informed his uncle I didnt want him around me and told him why, his uncle lost it, dude was holding a felony and was already on probation, kid is lucky he didnt get beat by his uncle
shoplifting is stupid, if i dont have the money I dont need it, if it's something I do need like food, I'll find a way to get it without stealing
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realfuzzhead said: They can detain you if they have trained security and their merchandise is thought of being stolen.
that's called an arrest and they cant 'think' their merchandise is being stolen, they have to see it being stolen
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537859 - 05/30/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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they saw him on camera shoving a years worth of ticktacks down his pants. Chased him, detained him. Called the police. Police showed up.. etc
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537867 - 05/30/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: if it's something I do need like food, I'll find a way to get it without stealing
What if you can't get some food without stealing it? I mean, I guess if you begged enough you could get some food, but what if you're mad hungry and you know it'll be like 20 people or more before you can get a decent meal?
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realfuzzhead said: they saw him on camera shoving a years worth of ticktacks down his pants. Chased him, detained him. Called the police. Police showed up.. etc

A year worth of tictacs? If you are going to steal something, at least steal something good.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537874 - 05/30/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hey man i dont steal, i didnt support it. he was just a dumb kid on a stealing spree.
lol it was like a 36 pack of tictacs
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Yea, I don't support it anymore too.
Forgot to mention that. I mean I was stealing because I was a teenager, and I was being a little punk who had no money.

Wally world assigned me a 22 page essay about why shoplifting is bad. My parents made me do it in one sitting.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537966 - 05/30/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Furiously dangerous! Fu-Fu-Fu-Furiously dangerous injection!
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I actually got caught stealing right after a job interview at Wal-mart. Guess what I stole? Bottle of Robitussin Adult Cough. It was 4/20 and I was on probation and had no other way of getting high. I had a little shoving match with the guy for like 10 minutes, they called the cops and I went to jail for 3 days.
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When I was a teenager, I had an interview at subway and I stole a whole roll of those subway stamps that they gave back in the 90's. I didn't get the job but I ate free subway for several months. I wouldn't steal now though. I think it
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