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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14536954 - 05/30/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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cherokee said: hahaa how do they plan to enforce that?
They took a picture of me, and all my information. They told me if I am caught on Wal-Mart property they will call the police and have me arrested for trespassing.
I also had to sign an agreement, and all my shit got uploaded into their database.
I still go to wally world though. 
You don't have to sign that agreement lol. Just say fuck off and walk out.
It was sign the contract or have the police called.
I didn't want to be charged with grand larceny.
so what were you stealing when you were busted?
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14536967 - 05/30/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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willowmp said: Yea, that was the problem. I did break the law, and didn't want to go to court over grand larceny.
They had two Nicaraguan nigguhs that came from behind me. Trust me, I tried to get away.
security guards cant assault you, grabbing you is false imprisonment and assault
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14536971 - 05/30/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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willowmp said: Yea, that was the problem. I did break the law, and didn't want to go to court over grand larceny.
They had two Nicaraguan nigguhs that came from behind me. Trust me, I tried to get away.
security guards cant assault you, grabbing you is false imprisonment and assault
Tell em about it
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14536973 - 05/30/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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speaking from experience they will fight you
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the human abstract said: speaking from experience they will fight you
that's called a beating when you arent fighting back, it's also called a big fat walmart paycheck that lasts through your grandchildren's lives
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14536991 - 05/30/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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people arent brave enough to sue the cancer
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14536993 - 05/30/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the human abstract said: speaking from experience they will fight you
that's called a beating when you arent fighting back, it's also called a big fat walmart paycheck that lasts through your grandchildren's lives
It doesn't seem to be sinking in. Perhaps you should just draw a picture.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Fungal-one]
#14537009 - 05/30/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I can draw it my own bodily fluids if you think that would help
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537034 - 05/30/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you saying it's snowing in Ga again?
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Fungal-one]
#14537055 - 05/30/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wal mart LPs are only going to chase if they have a case on you
go against wal mart lawyers as a returning shoplifter and youre not going to win
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Wallmart; So that i can get it 10c cheaper!
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Shins]
#14537064 - 05/30/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thats what democracy is
supply and demand
demand 3rd would countries for slaves supplies the fatties
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the human abstract said: wal mart LPs are only going to chase if they have a case on you
go against wal mart lawyers as a returning shoplifter and youre not going to win
returning shoplifter?
no, any initial contact with loss prevention.
my brother and I were followed for 1/2 hour buy the bastards, every isle we were on they were there pretending to shop or stock shelves, a guy doesnt hop 3 isles over and go from being a shopper to being an employee is something isnt up... anyway we had fun with them once we noticed, we'd stop, look at something and take it from the shelf, we'd go somewhere and stick it behind stuff on another shelf... I wanted them to stop me because the conversation would have been great. "are you detaining me, if you're detaining me then you need to make a citizens arrest, if you dont arrest me then I must be free to go so I'm leaving now"
I dont like being treated like a thief because I dont conform to the image of the typical shopper of walmart at 2am
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537188 - 05/30/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I feel that. Everytime I go to buy cold pills and a case of matchbooks at 2am they act like I'm all weird n shit. Pfft, yew'ont know me niggah
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Fungal-one]
#14537238 - 05/30/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dont forget your lithium batteries and coleman lantern fuel
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537270 - 05/30/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You don't need the ba-trees if you go the rp/i route. Then again, I have no idea what I'm even talking about, I've never even done pot.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Fungal-one]
#14537493 - 05/30/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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External hard drive, probably like 10 SDHC memory cards, flash drives, big pack of CO2 for airsoft pistol, big bottle of airsoft BBs, razor blades (used to cut open the boxes, yea I used a stolen pack of razor blades to steal more shit), some hardware, etc.
They only knew about the hard drive. When they asked me to empty my pockets they were in a state of shock. 
I was a teenager, and pretty much a pro thief at the time. I never paid for munchies/groceries/booze. I would go to a Safeway and fill a shopping cart full and then leave out the door. 
My friend and I went on a mission once, hitting up tons of grocery stores. I stole like a ton of those expensive whitening kits, and razor blades. Back when I was a teen my friend wouldn't even know I had stolen anything while watching me or standing next to me. Arm pits are gods invention for free shit.
I was a crafty little mother fucker. Only got caught once, and that was by wally world. They didn't know that I had hit that same store up a bazillion times stealing memory cards and etc.
They also couldn't figure out how I got through the spiderwrap alarm on the hard drive. They asked me and I was like dude look at the box...I cut through it.
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
#14537551 - 05/30/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd have totally butt raept you if I caught you stealing in my store, yeah, to hell with calling cops and banning you, I want you back in there so I can DSYSB over and over again... I guess I can see how it made it to grand larceny
hopefully you've stopped your shoplifting ways
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14537566 - 05/30/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I'd have totally butt raept you if I caught you stealing in my store, yeah, to hell with calling cops and banning you, I want you back in there so I can DSYSB over and over again... I guess I can see how it made it to grand larceny
hopefully you've stopped your shoplifting ways
Yep, I haven't shoplifted in years.
It's quite a feat when you are prescribed a buttload of Xanax too.
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