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Offlineonnagata
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have you ever....
    #14537067 - 05/30/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

been wasted and had some one call you asking them to drive for you because they are wasted?


ha welcome to my life.


I just had my boss call me to drive her to go pick up her son with her becuase she cant drive.

but ive been drinking since 3.

its 8.

Im going to get coffeee.


Has anyone ever had a DUI ?

tell me you sroty.



my step dad has like 5 and my mom 4.....WTFFFFFFFF


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Invisiblethe human abstract
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata]
    #14537073 - 05/30/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

the state you live in is important

if he is a boss doesnt he have money for a cab?


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata]
    #14537093 - 05/30/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata] * 1
    #14537105 - 05/30/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Wow that's a strange avatar, RP.


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: the human abstract]
    #14537113 - 05/30/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

human abstract's signature is perfect for this thread :rofl:


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OfflineAskingAlexandria
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: the human abstract]
    #14537122 - 05/30/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

If your boss is hot then leave early and DSHSB.

On topic. I've never gotten a DUI but one night I had to drive a friend back to his place after a night of drinking at this girls party. Well, we ended up at Dunkin Donuts and when the one person working went in back, I hopped over the counter, took a shit ton of donuts and booked it back to the car. To this day, I have no idea how I never ended up in trouble for it.


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: AskingAlexandria]
    #14537132 - 05/30/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

:awehigh:


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OfflineSorealism
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: the human abstract]
    #14537190 - 05/30/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

God I love Lahey. :jackdaniels:  :smirnoff:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata] * 1
    #14537269 - 05/30/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

onnagata said:
Has anyone ever had a DUI ?
my step dad has like 5 and my mom 4.....WTFFFFFFFF





awww... looks like you'll e following in their footsteps, you'll make them so proud


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14602837 - 06/12/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've had many DUI's unfortunately,3 to be exact..Last time I lost my shit for 4.5 years (11 months and counting until I get it back) when a friend and I were hitting the turps pretty hard all day at the local bar and decided it was time we started rolling.bad fucking mistake!
Must have been some hektic shit because we both started to wig out and wanted to get the hell outa there.So we jump in the car (bad idea I know) and proceed to head out to a nice little spot on the river and smoke a few joints or whatever.didn't make it that far.made it to the nearest gum tree,collecting it at about 120km per hour.Thank fuck nobody was injuried or killed.
I most def won't be drink driving again..I forget what my reading was but I was something like 4 or 5 times over.Just missed out on a 2.5 year gov funded holiday.I thought i was getting my shit pushed in for sure...Moral of the story kids......DONT DO IT..I'll scan a photo of the car and post it later

:jah:


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata]
    #14602855 - 06/12/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

definitely shouldn't do it

wouldn't be prudent


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OfflineSundrop
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata]
    #14602859 - 06/12/11 08:11 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When I was 18, I got a DUI...I was blackout, and I don't remember anything...I tried to run from the cops, I left the scene of an accident, drinking under age, simple possession, refused all the tests, and aggravated assault..It was 8 charges total..I ran over a girl crossing the road and broke her arm.  This whole ordeal taught me a lot and cost me a SHIT ton of money. 

Needless to say, I haven't drank and drove since, and it has been six years since that happened.


Edited by Sundrop (06/12/11 08:14 PM)


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: Sundrop]
    #14602881 - 06/12/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

drewo said:
 

Needless to say, I haven't drank and drove since, and it has been six years since that happened.



:thumbup:


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: spacecaked]
    #14602911 - 06/12/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

drewo said:
When I was 18, I got a DUI...I was blackout, and I don't remember anything...I tried to run from the cops, I left the scene of an accident, drinking under age, simple possession, and aggravated assault...I ran over a girl crossing the road and broke her arm.  This whole ordeal taught me a lot and cost me a SHIT ton of money. 

Needless to say, I haven't drank and drove since.




similar story myself

low speed collision with another vehicle, though

never brought it up here because I'm really embarrassed about it, but if it can help you change your mind, then whatever

if you get into the mindset that it's ok to drive a little drunk, then a little drunker, you set yourself up for lots of pissed money, shame, and bad times

the knowledge that I could've killed myself is negligible compared to what that would've done to my family, or what I could've done to someone completely random and all of their family and acquaintances

as a proponent of personal responsibility, it's a huge blemish on my history


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14603013 - 06/12/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I've never mentioned the full story here, but I don't suggest anyone drink and drive.  It was a huge embarrassment for me, as well.  I'm just glad I only broke her arm...I could of easily killed her.


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: have you ever.... [Re: Sundrop]
    #14603022 - 06/12/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

exactly

or what if she was pushing a stroller

:feelsbadman:


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14603043 - 06/12/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Yep, anything could of happened.  At least we learned from our experiences...I just wish I had half the money it fucking cost me, though.


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: DrMambo]
    #14603046 - 06/12/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Don't drink and drive. Fucking drunk driver gave me a compound fracture.


I'd put you scum to the firing line.


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: onnagata]
    #14603066 - 06/12/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Drunk driving is retarded.  The fact that its your boss makes absolutely no difference, is it your responsibility to take care of her just because shes wasted when she should be taking care of her son or whatever?

Let HER get the DUI and proceed to take her job, thats what I would do. Not that it matters because I just realized this shit is from 2 weeks ago :feelsbadman:


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Re: have you ever.... [Re: Equipto]
    #14603075 - 06/12/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Oh, I just noticed it was that old, too.  haha


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