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OfflineDrGreenThumb865
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Funniest Stoner Moment
    #14521777 - 05/27/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Post your funniest stoner moments here.


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865] * 4
    #14521782 - 05/27/11 03:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would, but I forgot it. :stoner:

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: Le_Canard]
    #14521824 - 05/27/11 03:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Me and my friend were ultra high sitting in my car, parked.

Then I started doing as if I was playing an arcade racing gaming, but turning my steering wheel and making a motor sound with my mouth.

Then I started doing the motor sound as if the car slowed down, then I yelled CHECKPOINT and got back in racing motor sound mode.

We both laughed at this for 15 minutes and we still do today.


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: Patlal]
    #14521860 - 05/27/11 03:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

At a brand new gas station, while filling up, I noticed I was low on brake fluid and decided to top er off...I then proceeded into my car and drove off with the nozzle still in my gas tank and ripped out the hose. I was really baked and started freaking out and laughing super hard. grabbed the hose and walked inside and gave it to the man working there. It was this small azn man probably in his 30's. I apologized and left. never returned!

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14521896 - 05/27/11 04:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was at my friend Ashley's house and was just leaving, having her dad drive me home... she's a bitch so she was yellin at me for leavin sayin "ura dumb punk" or something -just playin around... I'm headed for the car as she says it and I spin around, walking backwards toward her dad who's waiting in the truck, and right as I'm about to retort with a witty comeback I trip on this pipe sticking up outta the ground (hose spigot), break it and water starts shooting 8ft up and landing straight back down on me.

I kneel down and try to hold it shut and realize it's useless and then I waited for Ashley's brother to come outside and :facepalm: before I was beckon'd by their Dad to "get in the truck, COD"

Anyways it was pretty funny... :lol:


I once asked him what "COD" meant and he said it was like a shipmate laborer or something.

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: TYL3R]
    #14523654 - 05/27/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Great stoner moments so far dudes... anyone else?


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14523725 - 05/27/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

on my way home from a trip to the beach and passed my exit neither me nor my friend  realized it until 20 miles and 2 counties later.

                :lol:


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14523785 - 05/27/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

On an 1/8th of shrooms and cannabis wathchin american beauty...
my friend had never seen it and at the endin he was just like-
"oh no, he's not going to... oh no... is he?"


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: eatshrOOms88] * 1
    #14523791 - 05/27/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was getting out of the backseat of a friends car, stood up and realized my phone wasnt in my pockets. I started throwing everything around...checking under seats and everything....as Im on the phone talking to another friend...explaining to him that Im looking for my phone.

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865] * 1
    #14524003 - 05/27/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I went into a store to buy some snacks, paid, and left. I got outside, checked my pockets, and couldn't find my weed. I knew I must have dropped it, most likely when I pulled the money out of my pocket.

So I go back into the store, and I'm looking all around the counter, the clerk just watching me, and then I figure, hey, what could it hurt to ask. So I say, hey, have you seen a baggy here? I think I dropped it, it would be so cool of you if you found it and could give it back.

The clerk looked at me all funny, pointed and said, you mean that bag full of weed right there, in your hand?

I'd been holding it the whole time I paid. I laughed, asked him if he wanted some for being cool about it, he was all for it, so I gave him enough for a couple joints and left.

I still feel fucking stupid over that one.

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: Charles]
    #14528380 - 05/28/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Guess I should add one as well... Me and my brother were sitting in my car parked in my driveway smoking, about 30 mins later I decided we should back the car up a little bit for some strange reason. I put the car in reverse and hit the gas, it didn't go anywhere... I had forgot to turn the car on and ended up flooding the motor.


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14531186 - 05/29/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wondering why your second bowl hasn't really kicked in yet, when you realize that you forgot to smoke it.
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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14531253 - 05/29/11 03:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A friend and I were on a golf course. We were both smoking noobs and had picked the filter out of a bathroom sink to use as a screen to smoke hash with. We both took a big drag of the hash when we realized that the plastic ring around the screen (which we forgot to remove) had caught fire, and we had both probably inhaled unsafe amounts of plastic fumes.

The next 15 minutes were spent dancing around the sand traps, cackling and chanting while drawing satanic runes with a flag pole.


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: SWEDEN]
    #14531356 - 05/29/11 03:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh fuck wheres the weed??? Oh shit it's in my pocket


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: DrGreenThumb865]
    #14531449 - 05/29/11 04:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"Oh that reminds me!:laugh:...."

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: insipidtoast]
    #14534044 - 05/30/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This was pretty recent. I had just picked up from the club a mightily powerful and delicious strain called Chiesel. I got home, smoked up, and went into the kitchen to cook. I ended up burning all the bacon I was cooking, while standing right there the WHOLE time. Like charred, black burnt. I didn't even notice, the two people in the living room said it smelled like something had been burning badly for awhile now. :lol: I was just chiefing up in my kitchen instead of watching my cooking, lost in space. While fucking up my meal, I also managed to brew pure hot water in the coffeemaker, meaning I put no powder. :facepalm:

It's not even that this strain was the most potent shit on Earth...it just makes you straight-up retarded. I find this to be a rare trait for me, even in dankass weed. It's always a slightly sativa dominant hybrid, too. Like Chem 4, or Silver Goo. My favorite type, by far. :stoned:


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: KingEmblem]
    #14534060 - 05/30/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I lit some incense, and took some bong rips. So i was high as fuck and put out the incense stick in a bottle of water. Well needless to say, i had cotton mouth like a bitch, so chugged a bottle of water next to me, but it ended up being the one with the incense in it. So i threw up once i realized what i did.


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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: KingEmblem] * 1
    #14534086 - 05/30/11 01:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A few.

One time while BAKED me and a few friends were sitting in a car. Something funny was said. All uncontrollably laughing. It keeps going, you know how it goes. After a minute it gets really intense, my one friend points at my other one "HE PEED! HE FUCKING PEED HIS PANTS!" We started laughing even more, the one friend starting freaking out. We laughed SO fucking hard.

Another time, I just got some weed from my dealer. This shit was AMAZING. Me and a few friends smoked it and got so unbelievably high. I call my dealer, I tell him we just smoked it and my friend wants to ask him something. I hand the phone to my friend, he starts rambling on and on and on and becomes less coherent and eventually just turns into sounds, not even words. I take the phone back, "uhh, what I THINK he's trying to say is that he likes your weed and he wants to know what kind it is".

Another one. Again, baked. Munchies hit in. End up in Safeway. Eyes BLOOD red, the three of us. We end up with literally $15-20 of sweets. I have a whole quart of ice cream. Huge bags of candy. Obviously making fools of ourselves. People start to look. My one bud tries to quiet us down. "Dude, they already know we're high as fuck". We end up in line. At this point, everyone is looking at us and smiling. Everyone is cool. Anyway, the girl in front of us has a TON of groceries, and after like 20 minutes something happens and she can't pay for it or something and it turns into a huge deal, managers are called and stuffs. We're next up, the dude looks at us "see, even the STONERS can make it through". "OMG WE LOVE YOU MAN!". Then we leave and enjoy $20 of candy and ice cream and pie and stuffs.

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: Shroomerited]
    #14534185 - 05/30/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Me and 2 friends walked to the little store from the apartment drunk and stoned and we all looked fuuucked up. We wanted papers so I asked the clerk if he had any, almost all gas stations do but the next thing he said looking all fucked up mad at me was; we ain't got any fucking papers! Bought my soda and took off with my friends, laughing our asses off.

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Re: Funniest Stoner Moment [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14536983 - 05/30/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mongo lloyd said:
Oh fuck wheres the weed??? Oh shit it's in my pocket



LOL or the infamous,

Me: "Dude, who's got the lighter?..."
*Everyone checks pockets*
Dude 1: "Not me man."
Dude 2: "I passed it to you dude..."
Me:"Oh nevermind, it was in my hand!"
*Everyone laughs for the longest time*

Moral of the story, always bring your own lighter! LOL


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