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Offlinejoe666
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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: punkrocker292004]
    #14535918 - 05/30/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what were the pigs gonna do?
nothing. you were not smoking.

the most they would have done is asked you to leave.

laws are not just for other people, they are to protect you from bullshit too.

you were doing nothing wrong. there is no law against vapor.
therfore the cops would have done NOTHING.


you screwed yourself.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Legend]
    #14535983 - 05/30/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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legit27 said:
DS the managers SB



My thoughts exactly.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp] * 1
    #14536000 - 05/30/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Kid_Orgo said:
How does it feel to be banned from Walmart?

I'd put that somewhere around getting face-herpes from a prostitute on my "feelsbadman" scale.




Are you serious? Getting banned from walmart would feel pretty darn good not bad at all.

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willowmp said:
They took a picture of me, and all my information. They told me if I am caught on Wal-Mart property they will call the police and have me arrested for trespassing.

I also had to sign an agreement, and all my shit got uploaded into their database.




What the fuck? Why the hell did you sit there and take that shit? You broke no law. I would never let those fuckers take a pic of me and certainly wouldn't of signed anything. They would of had to tackle me and zip tie me up call the cops then I would sue the shit out of them. Seriously what the hell man.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: muistrue]
    #14536032 - 05/30/11 01:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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FractalDust said:
What the fuck? Why the hell did you sit there and take that shit? You broke no law. I would never let those fuckers take a pic of me and certainly wouldn't of signed anything. They would of had to tackle me and zip tie me up call the cops then I would sue the shit out of them. Seriously what the hell man.



:foreheadslap:

Yea, that was the problem. I did break the law, and didn't want to go to court over grand larceny.


They had two Nicaraguan nigguhs that came from behind me. Trust me, I tried to get away.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
    #14536063 - 05/30/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Smoking an e-cigg does not equal grand larceny.
Please explain.


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
    #14536077 - 05/30/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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willowmp said:
Lol join the party.

I was banned from every Wal-Mart for life.:awebig:



Quote:

willowmp said:
I didn't want to be charged with grand larceny.




I, as in me, myself, and I.


I, willow, committed grand larceny in wally world. Not the OP.

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: willowmp]
    #14536078 - 05/30/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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willowmp said:
Quote:

FractalDust said:
What the fuck? Why the hell did you sit there and take that shit? You broke no law. I would never let those fuckers take a pic of me and certainly wouldn't of signed anything. They would of had to tackle me and zip tie me up call the cops then I would sue the shit out of them. Seriously what the hell man.



:foreheadslap:

Yea, that was the problem. I did break the law, and didn't want to go to court over grand larceny.


They had two Nicaraguan nigguhs that came from behind me. Trust me, I tried to get away.




My mistake I thought you were the dude puffin e cigs. If you were stealing then yeah you knew what you were getting into.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: muistrue] * 1
    #14536187 - 05/30/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I just went to walmart to buy a pair of shorts. The most amazing beautiful little thang checked me out. She bent down to grab a bag I saw it all, including perfectly sized, perfectly colored nipples.

I love walmart.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: punkrocker292004]
    #14536279 - 05/30/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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punkrocker292004 said:
These bastards kicked me out and banned me for vaping on my ecig :rofl2:




They're just butt hurt because you aren't buying cigarettes from them.  Fuck Walmart!

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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: punkrocker292004]
    #14536302 - 05/30/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So basically, they asked you to not use on e-cig on their privately owned property, and you:

Quote:

punkrocker292004 said:
i gave it right back till they said they were callin the 5-0 then i split




Gave them an attitude till they kicked you out?


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: fee]
    #14536372 - 05/30/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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fee said:
Smoking an e-cigg does not equal grand larceny.
Please explain.




He is not the OP.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: badchad]
    #14536404 - 05/30/11 02:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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badchad said:
So basically, they asked you to not use on e-cig on their privately owned property, and you:

Quote:

punkrocker292004 said:
i gave it right back till they said they were callin the 5-0 then i split




Gave them an attitude till they kicked you out?





ya pretty much not the smartest move but i was pissed :shrug: ehh whatever ill just go back in a couple weeks and see if anyone sais anything lol


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: punkrocker292004]
    #14536657 - 05/30/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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punkrocker292004 said:
These bastards kicked me out and banned me for vaping on my ecig :rofl2:



I just quit working there today and left them high and dry with no one else to work tonight.

FUCK WALMART. Worst job EVAR. EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS.


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Kada]
    #14536670 - 05/30/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Bunch of fucking nipple hating assholes :crankey:


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14536817 - 05/30/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i was once caught in a walmart in the changing room smoking weed with a chick when i was like 17 and i got caught but i just ran but it still :feelsbadman:


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: Light My Fire]
    #14536858 - 05/30/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:laugh2: willo what larceny did you commit and how fucked up were you?

we used to play hide and seek rolling in wal marts.  lol one time i was hiding behind fruniture on the top shelf and they called the cops.

my friend would take benzos, say were robbing the fuck outa wal mart.  we take him there and he would just rob the place blind.  a couple dvds is easy but he would walk out with 40 dvds and 10 wii controllers.



wal mart on benzos in the middle of the night is fucking crazy


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: the human abstract]
    #14536867 - 05/30/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:laugh2: willo what larceny did you commit and how fucked up were you?

we used to play hide and seek rolling in wal marts.  lol one time i was hiding behind fruniture on the top shelf and they called the cops.

my friend would take benzos, say were robbing the fuck outa wal mart.  we take him there and he would just rob the place blind.  a couple dvds is easy but he would walk out with 40 dvds and 10 wii controllers.



wal mart on benzos in the middle of the night is fucking crazy




Sounds sketchy and really greasy man lol reminds me of some of my lower dumb nut friends back in the days


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: the human abstract]
    #14536901 - 05/30/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Reminds me of back when I was a kid I would just walk out of stores like a Jedi with a six pack in each hand. Did it hundreds of times and only got caught twice. That's pretty successful imo.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: muistrue]
    #14536932 - 05/30/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

buying a tv and then giving your buddies the recite at the door and having them wheel another tv out with the same recite is greasy.  old ass ladies just look at it they dont read it.

and the most greasy is refund theft, its so easy youll have to go to hell.


back in the 90s you could walk in a store fill up a cart to the top with boos and walk out no prob.  the game has changed.

are those monitors ever going to be put in wal mart?  the ones that say if you see a terrorist please tell the store manager.


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Re: I FUCKING HATE WAL-MART [Re: the human abstract]
    #14536938 - 05/30/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:yuno: dead hearts common


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