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Scared me shitless
    #14524940 - 05/28/11 04:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I live alone with my dog on the outskirts of town right now.

I dont have anyhting really to defend myself with.

My dog is a 1 year old bull mastiff tho... and her voice, when she barks she sounds like 1200cc motocycle, deep and loud.


Anyway, last night, 3am, she wakes me up and starts barking. I tell her to shush, its probably a fox she saw running by the window.

No.

I hear then SOMEONE turns the door lock handle (entrance door), just quetly, turns the door hand and tries to open it!!!

I sit still....

10 minutes passes and everything calmed down.... then whoever it was KNOCKS on the door!

At that point i called the cops and they came 10 minutes later but by then who ever it was was gone!

Scary!!
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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant]
    #14524968 - 05/28/11 04:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds intense.    :awehigh:

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: skatealex2]
    #14524981 - 05/28/11 04:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my dog deserves a meat bone :awesome:




What makes this more intense is that i dont know who it was

It could have been just a drunk neighbor ... or it could have been serial kiler checking out the neighborhood :eek:


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant]
    #14525020 - 05/28/11 05:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should have invited him in for milk and cookies.
Could have been a really nice guy, or girl. Just lost.

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: Tangich]
    #14525025 - 05/28/11 05:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rolleyes: :haha:


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant]
    #14525726 - 05/28/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Im curious to find out who it was, very curious.


Because when i shouted "WHOS THERE" there was no reply. IF it was neighbour or something they would reply surely, no reply - bad guys.

Im going to fit a web cam on the door, so next time it video records this shit and i can see who is there :gethigh:


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant] * 1
    #14527952 - 05/28/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is what guns are for

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14528917 - 05/29/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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stuntmanmike said:
This is what guns are for



:thumbup:


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant]
    #14529430 - 05/29/11 04:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like a burgalar.  They often knock to see if anyones there before robbing a place.

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant]
    #14531314 - 05/29/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Extremely creepy!

Get a gun. I like the webcam idea too. How does that work? Are there motion sensing webcams or something? Do you think they heard you calling the police?

Is this a recurring incident or just a one-time thing?

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: danielx]
    #14531323 - 05/29/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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danielx said:
Quote:

stuntmanmike said:
This is what guns are for



:thumbup:



this
i have one because i have yet to see it written anywhere
that i am above becoming a statistic


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: Micawber]
    #14534659 - 05/30/11 07:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i even had a better idea

when they start fiddling with front door, i can sneak out of my house from the other side and come greet them a different angle!


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant]
    #14534816 - 05/30/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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desant said:
i even had a better idea

when they start fiddling with front door, i can sneak out of my house from the other side and come greet them a different angle!



yup broad side em






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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: Micawber]
    #14535718 - 05/30/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that would scare me too, i cant believe the tried after the heard the dog


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: SummerDaisies]
    #14536457 - 05/30/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yes they weren't scared of the dog for some reason...

during the day i had idea this black dude who lives near by did it. But now im thinking all black people are afraid of dogs so that couldn't have been him


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: desant] * 1
    #14536473 - 05/30/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thats terrible but i loled


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: SummerDaisies]
    #14568979 - 06/06/11 11:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if he wasnt scared of the dog maybe he had something to get rid of the dog... gun, knife? thats just odd if i saw some one turning my door handle i think would bust out of there either with my machete, hatchet (that i can throw and stick into you) or my bow and bone tipped-arrow that would fuck anyone up

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: wocka]
    #14576135 - 06/07/11 07:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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wocka said:
if he wasnt scared of the dog maybe he had something to get rid of the dog... gun, knife?




Sausage?

Quote:

during the day i had idea this black dude who lives near by did it. But now im thinking all black people are afraid of dogs so that couldn't have been him




lol wtf

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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: wocka]
    #14576582 - 06/07/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You have a felony on your record dont you?  Not being a smartass I just thought it was kind of funny to see you mention if it were you that youd go out there with a "machete hatchet, or bow" and it made me wonder why you wouldnt choose a gun seeing as its the best option and all I could come up with is that you aren't able to own one


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Re: Scared me shitless [Re: nice1]
    #14576592 - 06/07/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Sausage?




I think thats some hollywood shite.  Maybe a retard dog would fall for it but if its a dog thats been trained to kill or maime to protect its owner I dont think a sausage would work.


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