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Patlal
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How would you ask a waitress out?
#14530012 - 05/29/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've been going to the restaurant and I want to ask this waitress out but I just don't have the guts to walk up to her and ask for her number...
We talk a little, she takes my order, we smile at each other etc.
I think she would give me her number if I had the guts to ask...
How would you do it?
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530027 - 05/29/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just ask, I have worked in a restaurants for the past seven years and this happens more often than you think. I know several people who have met like this, I however did it the other way. I was bartending one night and struck up a conversation with a dame and here we are three years later, still in love and living happily together. If you do not have the gall to ask her outright, leave your number and a quick note on a piece of paper with her tip. I would ask though, it will look better.
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PileusSonofGalt said: Just ask, I have worked in a restaurants for the past seven years and this happens more often than you think. I know several people who have met like this, I however did it the other way. I was bartending one night and struck up a conversation with a dame and here we are three years later, still in love and living happily together. If you do not have the gall to ask her outright, leave your number and a quick note on a piece of paper with her tip. I would ask though, it will look better.
Yeah, just say something like "Hey, I think you're cool and I was wondering if I could have your number. "
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530062 - 05/29/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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just say something like ' hey i'd like to get to know you better, why don't we hang out sometime ' or complement her beforehand and say ' you seem like a reall interesting person '
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14530071 - 05/29/11 10:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just ask. What do you have to lose? It isn't the end of the world if she says no. If you don't ask, you'll never know
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530084 - 05/29/11 10:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Cherk]
#14530104 - 05/29/11 10:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cherokee said: CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
LOL I like this in all caps. Walk up to some girl and just scream this at her.
Cherokee is one of my favorite posters.
Also, this sounds like insurance sales; Cherokee were you trained to sell insurance?
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Humility]
#14530119 - 05/29/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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no but funny you mention that cause I get at least one call or e-mail a day from an insurance office that wants me to be an agent
i hustled appliances and furniture for a while in the hood until boss man went to prison and I quit and his gf bankrupted the store
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530140 - 05/29/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Go for it.
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Patlal
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: robbyberto]
#14530150 - 05/29/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I need an approach strategy...
Its my favorite restaurant and I don't want to be awkward every time I walk in there...
I cannot fail!
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530158 - 05/29/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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on the bottom of your receipt write
"Do you like me? Check no or yes" and have two boxes
go all old school on hur
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530163 - 05/29/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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in the middle of the small talk, ask her what she's doing when she gets off her shift. if she doesn't have firm plans, ask her if she has a number at which you can reach her.. then take her out for some coffee or something and
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530170 - 05/29/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I've been going to the restaurant and I want to ask this waitress out but I just don't have the guts to walk up to her and ask for her number...
We talk a little, she takes my order, we smile at each other etc.
I think she would give me her number if I had the guts to ask...
How would you do it?
I did this a few years ago, she was super hot...
She dropped off my bill for my meal and I let her get about 10 feet away before I said "Oh, excuse me, but this isn't right". She come back all concerned and asks me whats wrong with my bill and I say "Your number's not on it". She laughed because I caught her off guard and then wrote it down for me.
Some of the best sex I've ever had, and we're still friends to this day. I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her too...
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Cherk]
#14530174 - 05/29/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cherokee said: on the bottom of your receipt write
"Do you like me? Check no or yes" and have two boxes
go all old school on hur
this is probably your best bet. it will remind her of the 7th grade and she will get all nostalgic
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530187 - 05/29/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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now thats pimping
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14530195 - 05/29/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is it weird that I found her facebook name using her name and employer..........
Just discovered a new personality trait: Stalker
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14530204 - 05/29/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I started sleeping with this waitress that used to serve me at my favorite breakfast place that I went to every day. Than she broke up with me. Now it's just awkward when I go in to eat.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530293 - 05/29/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah make sure you get her number before you add her on facebook
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530322 - 05/29/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think you should be more subtle.
Make some small talk with her and fish for info about what she is doing after work. Then you can gauge the possible response to asking her out. If it fails pretend you meant as friends because you don't know many people round there or someting. Then stalk and rape her.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: nice1]
#14530326 - 05/29/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Offer her some drugs thats how I meet my women.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530348 - 05/29/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Excuse me, Flo?
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: shadyy]
#14530356 - 05/29/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh so you are the girl and not sprewell steve
you two are the same and I think i sent pictures of my dick to the wrong person
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530362 - 05/29/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How would you do it?
Patlal: what time do you get off?
Hottie Waitron Unit: about 9pm
Patlal: Can I help with that or should I just watch the first time
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Cherk]
#14530369 - 05/29/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lay off the dope, kid.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530381 - 05/29/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have to start by becoming a great pick up artist, because, if she is decent looking this happens almost everyday to her. And you, sorry, you are just a guy who tips her. And I bet those tips go up proportionality to the amount she chats and flirts with you. Sorry, its just business. You could try, but it would probably be a waste of time. But it would give the staff a laugh. haha
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530393 - 05/29/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I need an approach strategy...
Its my favorite restaurant and I don't want to be awkward every time I walk in there...
I cannot fail!
This is an important thing to consider. It's your favorite restaurant? Don't shit where you eat bro.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14530396 - 05/29/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just whip your dick out like a real man
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530408 - 05/29/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Say yo girl, why you makin' it so hard to creep?"
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530414 - 05/29/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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tell her " you must have worked in a post office before becuase i've seen you checkin out my package " followed by " i like your breasts "
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530418 - 05/29/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said: I did this a few years ago, she was super hot...
She dropped off my bill for my meal and I let her get about 10 feet away before I said "Oh, excuse me, but this isn't right". She come back all concerned and asks me whats wrong with my bill and I say "Your number's not on it". She laughed because I caught her off guard and then wrote it down for me.
Some of the best sex I've ever had, and we're still friends to this day. I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her too...
a waitress named Steve, she really was a chick and got pissed when you called her stevie, she was pretty hot, kind of unapproachable it seemed
anyway I was stoned as fuck, plopped down in the booth with friends and she asked if I wanted anything, I said "I'd like to know if you spit or swallow" to that she replied, "it's unladylike to spit", we spent a few weeks doing terrible things
back around christmas I was talking with the bosses son, just running my mouth because he was talking about girls and his lack of self confidence, I told him none of it matters, just be your charming little self and chicks like that, I said you're funny and creative and girls can easily go for you... for lunch we stopped at some BBQ place, this black girl was serving us, halfway into the meal she stopped by the table and asked if we needed anything else, I said "if I can get some more coffee I promise to love you for a whole week", she's like "only a week?" I responded with "I'll have to get a little bit of sleep but I'm sure I can manage a couple weeks", she left, came back with my coffee, started rubbing my shoulders and flirting like hell, when I went to pay the check she was inviting me to a christmas party at some friends house, telling me there will be lots of drinks and we can have a great time
the kid was just astounded
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14530421 - 05/29/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: tell her " you must have worked in a post office before becuase i've seen you checkin out my package " followed by " You Got Sweet TITTIES YO"
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530436 - 05/29/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Is it weird that I found her facebook name using her name and employer..........
Just discovered a new personality trait: Stalker
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Enjoywho]
#14530477 - 05/29/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530498 - 05/29/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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today is sunday...
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: fbi365]
#14530503 - 05/29/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tomorrow is Monday. And Tuesday comes afterward.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530506 - 05/29/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
So if you take your balls with you and fail to ask her out, what does that say about your balls?
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: sjfrockerdude]
#14530516 - 05/29/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know this waitress that only works sunday morning aswell.... coincidence? I think not.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: sjfrockerdude]
#14530530 - 05/29/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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sjfrockerdude said:
Quote:
Patlal said: Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
So if you take your balls with you and fail to ask her out, what does that say about your balls? 
It will say that I have no guts, I'm a sorry excuse for a man and need to work on my self esteem.
Hopefully, it wont come to that
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530550 - 05/29/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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post pics of girl in question so the board can judge her.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530557 - 05/29/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just take your balls and show em' to her.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: smurf_master]
#14530562 - 05/29/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I suggest going balls deep nigguh.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: willowmp]
#14530592 - 05/29/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wouldn't have the balls to do it either man. But then again, I have no desired to meet a random waitress and get to know her either. I know plenty of good looking waitresses as is.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530633 - 05/29/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nah you'll be right patlal don't stress over it
just be confident and positive
the shroomery is rooting for you ! best of luck my friend !
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530660 - 05/29/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
Quote:
sjfrockerdude said:
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Patlal said: Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
So if you take your balls with you and fail to ask her out, what does that say about your balls? 
It will say that I have no guts, I'm a sorry excuse for a man and need to work on my self esteem.
Hopefully, it wont come to that
As my friend's dad said to me once "Go talk to her. Yain't got a hair on yer nuts if ya don't."
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530706 - 05/29/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have a drink or two first, just enough to make you confident but not cocky.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530717 - 05/29/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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abltsandwich said: "Say yo girl, why you makin' it so hard to creep?"
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Austinh111]
#14530731 - 05/29/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Will you ask the chief if he'd add you to the menu? I'd love to eat you some time.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: smurf_master]
#14530949 - 05/29/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
just kidding!!! i dont condone rapeEEEE!!!!
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PileusSonofGalt
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: spazmodog]
#14531039 - 05/29/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Invite her to a Phish show, I do not think it is possible for anyone to have a bad time, and you will get to party with her for at least five hours. Or since you found her Facebook find out her favorite kind of music and buy tickets. Then work it into your conversation somehow and tell her you have two tickets if she would like to go.
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limestoneman
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I'm dating a waitress, and she's awesome. Go for it.
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smurf_master
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: limestoneman]
#14531151 - 05/29/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to get free food when she was working and I'd go in.
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Brown Fox
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Cherk]
#14532823 - 05/29/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
cherokee said: CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
If someone did that to me (yelling) I would automatically date them for the lulz.
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