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smurf_master
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530550 - 05/29/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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post pics of girl in question so the board can judge her.
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4HO-DMT


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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530557 - 05/29/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just take your balls and show em' to her.
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willowmp
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: smurf_master]
#14530562 - 05/29/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I suggest going balls deep nigguh.
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fbi365
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: willowmp]
#14530592 - 05/29/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wouldn't have the balls to do it either man. But then again, I have no desired to meet a random waitress and get to know her either. I know plenty of good looking waitresses as is.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530633 - 05/29/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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nah you'll be right patlal don't stress over it
just be confident and positive
the shroomery is rooting for you ! best of luck my friend !
DSHGLORIOUSB
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Ima Trooper
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530660 - 05/29/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said:
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sjfrockerdude said:
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Patlal said: Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
So if you take your balls with you and fail to ask her out, what does that say about your balls? 
It will say that I have no guts, I'm a sorry excuse for a man and need to work on my self esteem.
Hopefully, it wont come to that
As my friend's dad said to me once "Go talk to her. Yain't got a hair on yer nuts if ya don't."
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smurf_master
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530706 - 05/29/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Have a drink or two first, just enough to make you confident but not cocky.
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ReposadoXochipilli
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530717 - 05/29/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
abltsandwich said: "Say yo girl, why you makin' it so hard to creep?"
this is optimum towards success
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Is there anything on the menu that taste's as good as you look?
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smurf_master
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Austinh111]
#14530731 - 05/29/11 01:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Will you ask the chief if he'd add you to the menu? I'd love to eat you some time.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: smurf_master]
#14530949 - 05/29/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
just kidding!!! i dont condone rapeEEEE!!!!
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PileusSonofGalt
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: spazmodog]
#14531039 - 05/29/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Invite her to a Phish show, I do not think it is possible for anyone to have a bad time, and you will get to party with her for at least five hours. Or since you found her Facebook find out her favorite kind of music and buy tickets. Then work it into your conversation somehow and tell her you have two tickets if she would like to go.
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limestoneman
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I'm dating a waitress, and she's awesome. Go for it.
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smurf_master
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: limestoneman]
#14531151 - 05/29/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to get free food when she was working and I'd go in.
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Brown Fox
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Cherk]
#14532823 - 05/29/11 08:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
cherokee said: CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
If someone did that to me (yelling) I would automatically date them for the lulz.
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