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smurf_master
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: nice1]
#14530326 - 05/29/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Offer her some drugs thats how I meet my women.
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shadyy
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530348 - 05/29/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Excuse me, Flo?
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: shadyy]
#14530356 - 05/29/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh so you are the girl and not sprewell steve
you two are the same and I think i sent pictures of my dick to the wrong person
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530362 - 05/29/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: How would you do it?
Patlal: what time do you get off?
Hottie Waitron Unit: about 9pm
Patlal: Can I help with that or should I just watch the first time
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Cherk]
#14530369 - 05/29/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lay off the dope, kid.
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fbi365
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530381 - 05/29/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You have to start by becoming a great pick up artist, because, if she is decent looking this happens almost everyday to her. And you, sorry, you are just a guy who tips her. And I bet those tips go up proportionality to the amount she chats and flirts with you. Sorry, its just business. You could try, but it would probably be a waste of time. But it would give the staff a laugh. haha
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530393 - 05/29/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I need an approach strategy...
Its my favorite restaurant and I don't want to be awkward every time I walk in there...
I cannot fail!
This is an important thing to consider. It's your favorite restaurant? Don't shit where you eat bro.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14530396 - 05/29/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just whip your dick out like a real man
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530408 - 05/29/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Say yo girl, why you makin' it so hard to creep?"
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530414 - 05/29/11 12:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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tell her " you must have worked in a post office before becuase i've seen you checkin out my package " followed by " i like your breasts "
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14530418 - 05/29/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said: I did this a few years ago, she was super hot...
She dropped off my bill for my meal and I let her get about 10 feet away before I said "Oh, excuse me, but this isn't right". She come back all concerned and asks me whats wrong with my bill and I say "Your number's not on it". She laughed because I caught her off guard and then wrote it down for me.
Some of the best sex I've ever had, and we're still friends to this day. I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her too...
a waitress named Steve, she really was a chick and got pissed when you called her stevie, she was pretty hot, kind of unapproachable it seemed
anyway I was stoned as fuck, plopped down in the booth with friends and she asked if I wanted anything, I said "I'd like to know if you spit or swallow" to that she replied, "it's unladylike to spit", we spent a few weeks doing terrible things
back around christmas I was talking with the bosses son, just running my mouth because he was talking about girls and his lack of self confidence, I told him none of it matters, just be your charming little self and chicks like that, I said you're funny and creative and girls can easily go for you... for lunch we stopped at some BBQ place, this black girl was serving us, halfway into the meal she stopped by the table and asked if we needed anything else, I said "if I can get some more coffee I promise to love you for a whole week", she's like "only a week?" I responded with "I'll have to get a little bit of sleep but I'm sure I can manage a couple weeks", she left, came back with my coffee, started rubbing my shoulders and flirting like hell, when I went to pay the check she was inviting me to a christmas party at some friends house, telling me there will be lots of drinks and we can have a great time
the kid was just astounded
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14530421 - 05/29/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DosileFlynn said: tell her " you must have worked in a post office before becuase i've seen you checkin out my package " followed by " You Got Sweet TITTIES YO"
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530436 - 05/29/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Is it weird that I found her facebook name using her name and employer..........
Just discovered a new personality trait: Stalker
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Patlal
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Enjoywho]
#14530477 - 05/29/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530498 - 05/29/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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today is sunday...
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: fbi365]
#14530503 - 05/29/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tomorrow is Monday. And Tuesday comes afterward.
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530506 - 05/29/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
So if you take your balls with you and fail to ask her out, what does that say about your balls?
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: sjfrockerdude]
#14530516 - 05/29/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know this waitress that only works sunday morning aswell.... coincidence? I think not.
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Patlal
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: sjfrockerdude]
#14530530 - 05/29/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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sjfrockerdude said:
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Patlal said: Well.
Since I know she works every sunday morning.
I be there next week , and I'll just bring my balls with me and ask her out.
I'll report back (even if I don't ask her) next sunday.
So if you take your balls with you and fail to ask her out, what does that say about your balls? 
It will say that I have no guts, I'm a sorry excuse for a man and need to work on my self esteem.
Hopefully, it wont come to that
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Re: How would you ask a waitress out? [Re: Patlal]
#14530548 - 05/29/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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