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Stage 5 clinger
    #14523767 - 05/27/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So i hooked up with this girl on vacation two summers ago and she is still texting me and calling me.  I was 18 at the time and she was 15 or 16 a young girl, and i think i was her first dick in her mouth and dick in her guts.  Anyway i thought that ignoring her and being an asshole would kinda let things take it's course but it seems like it just makes her cling to me more.  I haven't seen her in 1.5 years and i text her like once every two months just to make sure i have her number for guaranteed pussy when i go back there this summer...  It's really confusing.  The bigger asshole i am to her and the worse i treat her, it seems it makes her like me that just more.  I don't know if it's cuz i was the first to venture up in her guts or what... but you would think this chick is married to me from the text and voicemails she sends me.  I don't get it. 

Girls... i don't understand your logic sometimes???  How stupid can you be :lol:  I just stay in contact with her so i have guaranteed poo-nay-nay for vacation but she thinks we are soul mates lol  Can anyone else relate and are women stupid or something???  What in gos name would make her think this way?


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14523815 - 05/27/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well hopefully she was 16,  that way it was legal- And quit texting her, or change your damn number that simple._ you prolly lead her on to keep her on the hook, but when it comes back to bite ya- you will be crying either you knock her up, or some chic does the same to you-

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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: 2jew4u]
    #14523825 - 05/27/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

but i want some poon for vacation.


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14524019 - 05/27/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

She's jail bait now bro. Let it gooo. Find some new poon(:


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14524127 - 05/27/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Keep that shit on lock, and tear that pussy up when you go on vacation. :doggystyle:

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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14524214 - 05/27/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Keep that shit on lock, and tear that pussy up when you go on vacation. :doggystyle:



this seems like the logical choice to me.


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14524736 - 05/28/11 02:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like you're still making poor decisions Obi Wan.

This one is going to come back to bite ya.


Try to not get her pregnant.


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14525422 - 05/28/11 08:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Cognitive_Shift said:
but i want some poon for vacation.




Can you not go out and find sum new? Especially if its on a beach, ypur sounding like the clinger lol - finding new Pussy is not that hard-Go around and ask, If you have any kinda game,swagger at all- its easy especially if its a vacation spot

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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14526335 - 05/28/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you just gotta be a player and not some white suburb kids that's like YEAH DAWG IM GETTING SOME PUSSY AT ALL COSTS


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14526765 - 05/28/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the only way to get her to stop clinging is to tell her the truth, or get some better game besides "being an asshole and ignoring her"  otherwise you're just going to have to deal with it if you want the pussy that badly.


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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14526783 - 05/28/11 03:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Cognitive_Shift said: i text her like once every two months




dude needs to rethink which one is the clinger.

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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: HipsterDoofus]
    #14526818 - 05/28/11 03:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Cognitive_Shift said: i text her like once every two months




dude needs to rethink which one is the clinger.





Not really...he obviously just wants to hit it when he gets back in the area...

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Re: Stage 5 clinger [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14527415 - 05/28/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah but i question if the pussy was that good that he deals with this for 1.5 years or if he just needs a easy lay.

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