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OfflineAnthony917
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chicks are confusing...
    #14526503 - 05/28/11 01:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok last night I got shit faced blackout drunk down @ my bar...
well, me & one of the servers went out for more drinks after we got cut off at our bar, then we cabbed back to her place.

we slept in the same bed and she was getting pretty comfy with me...but I'm pretty sure she has no intention of having sex with me...
not that I would have slept w/ her anyway, we were both waaasstteedd...

but why would you take someone home & sleep half naked with them if you didn't wanna have sex with them?

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917] * 1
    #14526509 - 05/28/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i think a more important question is why the fuck didnt you try to have sex with her?

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: blazenn] * 1
    #14526513 - 05/28/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ever try to shoot pool with a rope?


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526515 - 05/28/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:braindamage:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: blazenn]
    #14526518 - 05/28/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

women are fucking stupid like that.  next time just slip it in real slow like.

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: blazenn]
    #14526520 - 05/28/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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blazenn said:
i think a more important question is why the fuck didnt you try to have sex with her?




Ever try to fuck a chick with a drunk penis?


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14526527 - 05/28/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea it can be difficult but im usually able to manage :shrug:

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: blazenn]
    #14526529 - 05/28/11 01:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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blazenn said:
i think a more important question is why the fuck didnt you try to have sex with her?




uhh cause she was drunk as fuck and so was I?
i don't sleep with wasted girls


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14526533 - 05/28/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

On the other hand, there's always the chance of winding up in that magical zone where you're drunk enough to be unable to come no matter how hard you pound, but not so drunk that you've got the whole "wind sock on a calm day" thing going on. 

You'll never know unless you try.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: blazenn] * 1
    #14526534 - 05/28/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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yea it can be difficult but im usually able to manage :shrug:




The bigger your penis is, the harder it is to sustain an erection with thinned blood.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14526537 - 05/28/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Because they want to get raped :saulgoodman:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526538 - 05/28/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Even if your you couldnt get it up, you should off at least tried to get her naked.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526542 - 05/28/11 01:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If you dont sleep with wasted girls, then why are you bitchen--On another note you might have scored points with her for not trying to rape her why she was drunk and passed out.  Pss  Dont like to sleep with wasted chicks either usually I am wasted too, and it could be a bad decision on so many levels- From getting a clinger to getting the clapp lol

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526552 - 05/28/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think the real question here is do you want to have sex with this girl?

If so, you should have at least made out with her IMO.

If you hold off on making a move you will eventually be thrust into the friend zone.

If you want to be her friend, that's fine, but if not, you need to get it in, dawg.

Why won't you have sex with a wasted chick? They know what they're getting themselves into....


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526556 - 05/28/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you are a polar opposite of me when it comes to having sex with wasted chicks


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blazenn said:
yea it can be difficult but im usually able to manage :shrug:







The bigger your penis is, the harder it is to sustain an erection with thinned blood.





LOL u really had to bring dicksizing into this convo huh?


i never said my cock gets fully hard when i have sex while piss drunk. im also not an alcoholic and rarely drink to the point of blacking out, so usually when i do drunkfuck im not really hammered past the point of using my dick

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: m00nshine]
    #14526595 - 05/28/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I think the real question here is do you want to have sex with this girl?

If so, you should have at least made out with her IMO.

If you hold off on making a move you will eventually be thrust into the friend zone.

If you want to be her friend, that's fine, but if not, you need to get it in, dawg.

Why won't you have sex with a wasted chick? They know what they're getting themselves into....




See...idk if I even do want to sleep with her, I was more thrown off by the fact that she didn't seem interested...

couldda been she was too drunk :shrug:

as for  why i didn't try anything

A- no condom
B- we're coworkers
C- too drunk to stand
D- in the past she's slept w/ the other bartender I work with... and he's a manwhore of sorts

no problem getting it up though :lol:

oh and as for why I don't like sleeping with wasted chicks:
i just don't like it because what if the chick didn't really wanna sleep with you?
we work together and i think that would really affect the nature of our relationship in general and make for an uncomfortable workplace


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What is life? I'm tired of life...

Edited by Anthony917 (05/28/11 02:15 PM)

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526637 - 05/28/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Those are actually pretty good reasons not to try anything :lol:

I commend you for thinking with your head instead of your penis... A skill I have yet to truly master :tongue:

But, yeah, chicks are just like that. If they like who you are and are comfortable with you, they'll have no problem cuddling with you while being half naked. They can get pretty friendly :rofl:


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Re: chicks are confusing... *DELETED* [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526660 - 05/28/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526674 - 05/28/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i have sleepovers with girls all the time without having sex, sometimes i like to cuddle  :cuddles: , and its great when you find a girl thats like a little tree frog that can cling onto you perfectly as you lay diagonally across the bed like a boss :blewmeanie:
my tempurpedic just reels the bitches in

maybe you are the one thats confusing, but i guess it depends on the context and her vibe


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14526679 - 05/28/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's usually not a good idea to have sex with a drunk chick if you havn't had sex sober first. IME anyways. Unless of course you'll never see her again.


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