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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: pmb]
    #14526680 - 05/28/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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pmb said:
It's usually not a good idea to have sex with a drunk chick if you havn't had sex sober first. IME anyways. Unless of course you'll never see her again.




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OfflineMind Transcribing
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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14526717 - 05/28/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
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blazenn said:
yea it can be difficult but im usually able to manage :shrug:




The bigger your penis is, the harder it is to sustain an erection with thinned blood.



:lolsy:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14526746 - 05/28/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Should've told that bitch to get on top. Drunk sex was the best with my ex. :shrug: you get super dirty and fucking love it.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526753 - 05/28/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

then why did you even go home with her? she could be just as confused as you are, thinking "why did he come home with me and not even try to fuck me?"


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14526754 - 05/28/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:awesome:

Girls won't cuddle with me because they know I'll try to stick it in....

:shoosh:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: m00nshine]
    #14526775 - 05/28/11 03:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
:awesome:

Girls won't cuddle with me because they know I'll try to stick it in....

:shoosh:





ladies hate those sneak attacks, bro.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: therealpaisley]
    #14526778 - 05/28/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I apologize, ladies.

Wanna cuddle? :borfase:


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #14526781 - 05/28/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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claraclairvoyant said:
then why did you even go home with her? she could be just as confused as you are, thinking "why did he come home with me and not even try to fuck me?"




ya i was thinking this too..but if she's the type to just get wasted & fuck I don't really wanna sleep with her anyhow :shrug:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526894 - 05/28/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the best way to go about it is back massage > boob grope.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526903 - 05/28/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
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claraclairvoyant said:
then why did you even go home with her? she could be just as confused as you are, thinking "why did he come home with me and not even try to fuck me?"




ya i was thinking this too..but if she's the type to just get wasted & fuck I don't really wanna sleep with her anyhow :shrug:




Word- cuz how many times she gets drunk?


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526916 - 05/28/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
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blazenn said:
i think a more important question is why the fuck didnt you try to have sex with her?




uhh cause she was drunk as fuck and so was I?
i don't sleep with wasted girls



ur weird

i only sleep with wasted chix

i invite them over just so i can get them wasted so they get loose enuf to sleep with me

:coaster:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Coaster]
    #14526923 - 05/28/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Cuz you a ugly dirty troll- Thats why  u do that- Bet u give em roofies too LOL


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Coaster]
    #14526930 - 05/28/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:highfive:


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14526960 - 05/28/11 04:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:



oh and as for why I don't like sleeping with wasted chicks:
i just don't like it because what if the chick didn't really wanna sleep with you?
we work together and i think that would really affect the nature of our relationship in general and make for an uncomfortable workplace





Flaw in logic:

If you are capable of making the decision (whilst drunk) that you do not wish to have sexual relations with this woman, why is she also not capable of making the same decision?


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: the_drummer]
    #14526966 - 05/28/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hey coaster! ur ban has been lifted i see
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the_drummer said:
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Anthony917 said:



oh and as for why I don't like sleeping with wasted chicks:
i just don't like it because what if the chick didn't really wanna sleep with you?
we work together and i think that would really affect the nature of our relationship in general and make for an uncomfortable workplace





Flaw in logic:

If you are capable of making the decision (whilst drunk) that you do not wish to have sexual relations with this woman, why is she also not capable of making the same decision?




touche...

idk i don't trust women and their emotions


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14527043 - 05/28/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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2jew4u said:
Cuz you a ugly dirty troll- Thats why  u do that- Bet u give em roofies too LOL



i have had sex with an anesthetized woman after i injected her with a tranquilizer yes
however the sex was consensual


I nooooooooooooooooooooooo anthony is that righteous
ur so goody goody with ur "morals"
u shoulda at least dry humped her bra


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Coaster]
    #14527168 - 05/28/11 05:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
hey coaster! ur ban has been lifted i see
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the_drummer said:
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Anthony917 said:



oh and as for why I don't like sleeping with wasted chicks:
i just don't like it because what if the chick didn't really wanna sleep with you?
we work together and i think that would really affect the nature of our relationship in general and make for an uncomfortable workplace





Flaw in logic:

If you are capable of making the decision (whilst drunk) that you do not wish to have sexual relations with this woman, why is she also not capable of making the same decision?




touche...

idk i don't trust women and their emotions




Just call em when I see em.

It sounds like you've been hurt before. I've only known a few women who knew enough not to trust their emotions. If I were you I'd put the whole thing on the back-burner. If you're having doubts then you won't regret it.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: the_drummer]
    #14527313 - 05/28/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This question makes no sense.

I didn't try to have sex with this girl, but she didn't try to have sex with me either.
Conclusion: Why are girls so weird?


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14527333 - 05/28/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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F0SS1L said:
This question makes no sense.

I didn't try to have sex with this girl, but she didn't try to have sex with me either.
Conclusion: Why are girls so weird?




lool

well she's the one who invited me, and let me sleep in her bed, so i was thinking at first she obviously wanted to do me.

i would not invite a chick to spend the night with me if I had no intention of sleeping with her.


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Re: chicks are confusing... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14527350 - 05/28/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

and you let her down by not trying to DSHSB.


she invited you to her house and to her bed but im pretty sure she wanted you to do some of the work (I.E. making a move on her)


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