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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525203 - 05/28/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Your girlfriend is a man-girl.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525209 - 05/28/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




Holy shit, if that's the case, I was not informed... IDK if this will work out, I don't want her strangling my dick.
It makes sense though now that I think about it... she loves being choked.
Shit.




Have you seen the movie Antichrist?
:feelsweirdman:




I have not... do I really want to?




If you think your gf rubbing her pussy too vigorously is gross then you don't want to see the end of the Antichrist.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: extreme]
    #14525211 - 05/28/11 07:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I knew this girl who put peanut butter on her pussy thinking her dog would lick it out and the dog literally ATE her pussy.
She had to get something like 23 stitches in there.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525214 - 05/28/11 07:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
I knew this girl who put peanut butter on her pussy thinking her dog would lick it out and the dog literally ATE her pussy.
She had to get something like 23 stitches in there.




That's disgusting!

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: extreme] * 1
    #14525925 - 05/28/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what are her handjobs like?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14526082 - 05/28/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

get her some training wrist-weights for joggers


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14526144 - 05/28/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

After thinking about it some more maybe she is a "loose goose" with a desensitized vagina and needs to go at it like that to feel any sorta sensation at all.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14526171 - 05/28/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

maybe she has a less-than-normally-sensitive clit, and gets a bit more vigorous as a result

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14526330 - 05/28/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




OMG thats crazy- on a bunch of levels LOL

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: 2jew4u]
    #14526579 - 05/28/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.






Prolly took "choke the chicken" literally

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: memes]
    #14526609 - 05/28/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
After thinking about it some more maybe she is a "loose goose" with a desensitized vagina and needs to go at it like that to feel any sorta sensation at all.



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maybe she has a less-than-normally-sensitive clit, and gets a bit more vigorous as a result




Yeah, my thoughts exactly.  Doesn't necessarily mean she's been over-sexed (though that could be a possible cause), but it could also just be a natural nerve deficiency.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14526670 - 05/28/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Id be worried that she has some sorta infection or disease and is itching sores in there.

What's next? Her dragging her but across the carpet?



This.

Maybe she's diseased.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: thoughts]
    #14526708 - 05/28/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:awewtf:
Ask her why she rubs it that way? :shrug:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14526719 - 05/28/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

There might be a good side to this.
She might like you to chomp down on her vag like a madman or like a dog that just got a new chewtoy.
I'd take advantage of that.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: BothHands]
    #14528292 - 05/28/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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BothHands said:
Doesn't necessarily mean she's been over-sexed, it could also just be a natural nerve deficiency.



wantedd to stress this.  so qft.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14528304 - 05/28/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

JUST BE HAPPY YOU FOUND AN INTENSE, KINKY LADY FRIEND


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Cherk]
    #14528460 - 05/28/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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JUST BE HAPPY YOU FOUND AN INTENSE, KINKY LADY FRIEND




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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14528538 - 05/28/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Thought I would get your opinions on this...

Like the title says, she rubs it weird? All my other GF's and sex partners would rub it in a nice unoffensive circular motion, sometimes fast, sometimes slow but it never made me feel uncomfortable.

This new chick... I just don't even know how to explain, even the thought weirds me out and makes my dick shrink, but I guess the best way to describe it is like she's scratching the fuck out of it, like she has a major itch she's been waiting to scratch for the past decade, and she does it so goddamn fast that it makes it seem like she's super fucking angry at it. It honestly looks brutally painful. It's just down right vicious.

I just... I don't know... what the fuck?

Do any other girls here rub this way? Maybe you could offer up an explanation?





That's just how she gets off.

I bet she likes it rough too.


Different people have different minds.

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14528556 - 05/28/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

As long as she dosent want to do it with you penis, there should be no complaining


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Locky]
    #14528560 - 05/28/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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As long as she dosent want to do it with you penis, there should be no complaining





She just sounds like she's doing it rougher to herself that way, maybe causing a little pain and likes that.

i know how I found you now, these forums.


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