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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: GreenRabbit]
    #18631577 - 07/29/13 09:36 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

My understanding of "a cube's a cube" is that they're all roughly equal in potency, but the varieties are all somewhat different in growing habits and appearance (obviously, otherwise they wouldn't be different varieties). So some may tend to grow taller or fatter or denser than others, have different color caps, or a slightly different shape. Therefore, certain varieties may be better suited for certain environments or teks--a variety that produces smaller but more plentiful fruit may be better suited to cakes, etc., however, gram for gram they shouldn't differ much in potency.


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: ghiajake]
    #18641621 - 07/31/13 09:33 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

So what's the obsession with Penis Envy around here?


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: Toki Wartooth]
    #18644602 - 08/01/13 03:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

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Toki Wartooth said:
Doesn't really seem worth much to me aside from the novelty factor of having a mutant, or having one that looks like a dong in this specific case.





We're fulfilling our deep unconscious desire to eat mountains of cock. :lol:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #18644867 - 08/01/13 04:32 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I challenge anyone here to produce a psychoactive mushroom that looks like a pussy. Doesn't even have to be a cube, though little vadges on sticks would be awesome. We'll name it the VJJ+. Get to work, fellas.


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #18645977 - 08/01/13 08:11 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Close, but it looks more like a Venus fly trap than a vagina. :wink:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: Sillyputty67]
    #18783015 - 08/31/13 08:56 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

The only cool thing about Penis Envy is that, by having and/or growing some, you can impress anyone who thinks there's a difference. :grin:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: ProfessorPinHead]
    #18802779 - 09/05/13 10:40 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

One day I'm going to dedicate a whole effin' grow to PE, just so I can print the shit out of it and distribute it freely to the Shroomerverse.

I'll admit that this is not as much out of altruism as it is to get everyone to STFU about it. :lol:

I've decided to be the iconoclast and rebel against everyone for the sheer unadulterated hell of it: my favorite is GT. YES. Mundane ol' GT. So far my experience has been that it is hardy, reliable, and prolific, which is all I ask from a variety. (And...insert inappropriate cock joke here.:grin:)


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: b plus]
    #18803309 - 09/05/13 01:07 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's an interesting spore printing tek for PE here on the Shroomereh. You find a specimen that will produce spores (you'll get at least a few in a bulk grow) and slice off the cap. Then squirt distilled water into the gills with a syringe, suck it back up. Shape a piece of tinfoil like a cup, squirt the spore-laden water into it, then let it air-dry. You can attempt to do this in a sterile environment and make it into a spore syringe, but you'll have much better luck on agar. :wink:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: ProfessorPinHead]
    #18804042 - 09/05/13 04:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I guess you guys are right...I don't HAVE to give you any. :tongue:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: BittrBuffalo]
    #18804321 - 09/05/13 05:38 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I think the idea with drying the spores to foil is because 1) you kind of waste a lot of spores with a swab, and 2) bacteria can't survive on dry foil with no food. Then you transfer the spores to agar with your inoculation loop. You could sub a swab for the cap and do the same. The guy who made the tek said he had a higher success rate this way. :shrug:

BUT...like I said...if I'm over here talking about sharing with the class, and y'all are all, "No! You can't!" well then I don't know what to tell you. Maybe sharing would be killing everyone's buzz over how awesome and exclusive it is to have teh PEs in real life. It's the stoner's equivalent of a Gucci bag. :stoned:

Anyway kids, I'm just bustin y'all's balls. I'm not alone in thinking the PE fervor is a little silly though, right?


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: ProfessorPinHead]
    #18825256 - 09/10/13 08:49 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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ProfessorPinHead said:

Also if you do that tek you might as well just leave it in the syringe if you have it there. Syringes have a longer shelf life than prints do.






Is that true? The story of SG30 is that it was cultivated from a forgotten print that was left sandwiched in a book for 30 years before its resurrection...don't syringes typically last maybe 3 or 4?


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: R4V4N4]
    #18825381 - 09/10/13 09:14 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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R4V4N4 said:
What do yall think of the Albino PE?




Teh Shroomereh will tell you that it's AWESOME by virtue of the fact that it's a dong-shaped bundle of recessive genes that is a pain in the ass to cultivate. It's the Remy, if you will, of shrooms--it's only 'better' because people say it is. As far as I can tell, there's no scientific evidence to back up the claim that it's any stronger than any other cube, but there are a fair number of people that insist that it is. If you're interested in it and find it fun and challenging, happy viewing. :mushroom2:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #18828627 - 09/11/13 04:31 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Are you challenging me to drink the science, lol?


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: R4V4N4]
    #18832982 - 09/12/13 03:45 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Not any harder to grow that I know of...it's just a mutant of a mutant so that makes it extra-specially bonerrific. :lol:


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #18833061 - 09/12/13 04:01 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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PrimalSoup said:
No, I'm hoping for quantitative analyses that demonstrate what everybody who does qualitative bioassays already knows. :thumbup:




:stonedjerk:
I think by "qualitative bioassays" you mean "baseless anecdotal speculation rooted in wishful thinking", LOL. :grin:

I'm just yanking your chain, dude. I :heart: penis, too.  :rofl:

Seriously, though...I'm not promising it's going to be any time in the near future, but if you're still around when I can replicate some these here spores, I monna try to getchu summ, dig?


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #18836350 - 09/13/13 10:35 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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PrimalSoup said:
:heytherebadboy:




I'll take your PE and raise you one (tee hee):



Phallus hadriani

Best. Mushroom pic. Ever.


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: Nakor420]
    #18860472 - 09/18/13 09:30 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

They grow very large opium poppy fields over there--it's a major cash crop. And "hashish" is an Arabic word...it likely originated in the Middle East, though it's mostly made in India now. There's even a city in Iran called Hashish, but that's neither here nor there. My point is, no offense dude, but you're talking outta your ass...


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: Nakor420]
    #18862851 - 09/19/13 12:28 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I just assumed that by "over there" you were talking about the entire Middle East, which is what most Americans do and it pisses me off. People make sweeping generalizations about the Middle East all the time and it's a thing for me. In Iran, despite the fact that their president is a complete nutcase and their government doesn't represent them (c'mon, neither does America's), most of the people are relatively sane. Most "live by the Koran" about as much as Americans "live by the Bible". You're not going to see pork chops on the menu, though. They've got some regular people and some crazies, just like everywhere. The crazies end up on TV. Seriously, our government media propaganda machine creates this evil picture of Middle Eastern culture for a reason. I don't know specific drug laws in Iran, they're probably up their with America's, possibly more culturally lax among men. People think "brown people inthe Middle East" and they immediately think every country there is like Afghanistan.  Afghanistan is a godforsaken hellhole, if you're talking fucked up (sort of) religious crap, that's it right there.


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: R4V4N4]
    #18863936 - 09/19/13 05:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously though...we can't act like the American government doesn't legislate the holy text of its predominant religion. Take any social law, for instance. We get bent outta shape when we hear about Iran making it compulsory for post-pubescent women to cover their hair in the presence of men, but we think nothing of the fact that teh ladies can get arrested for showing their titties in public. You know what would benefit America? More titties. MOAR TITTEHS!

Anyway, I'm pretty sure you can only be sentenced to death for "drug trafficking" in Iran, not drug use. (You can in America, too...for reals, look it up) And it's civil law, not sharia. Alcohol is illegal, though. Somehow tobacco "doesn't count" with Islam and most of the non-Turkish Muslims I know won't touch alcohol but smoke like chimneys. I think most of the sharia-punishments consist of getting getting your ass beat in public.

I think Ahmadinejad is a nutcase for the shit he pulled with the last election. He's not the entire government...people make him sound like this horrible guy, but I think he's just got a monster ego and he's vocal about not liking Israel. He's not a huge fan of the American government, either, and America can't take criticism for shit. Most countries let us puff up and blow our smoke and don't fuck with us because they don't want any trouble, but that guy is willing to cut off his nose to spite his face. Persian culture is pretty conservative, moreso than Arab culture. Hey man, it's the part of the world that birthed the whole Code of Hammurabi eye-for-an-eye tooth-for-a-tooth bidness. The old stuffy men who make the laws aren't going to let gay men fuck anytime soon. Why we can't just say, "Yeah, whatever dude, fighting with you is soooo not worth our time," and let those people be is beyond me. Well, no, not really. I'm sure it's all very calculated to produce a favorable end for someone or some people who stand to make mountains of cash over it.

OH HAI NSA! Anything I may have said in the above post is purely for entertainment value and may consist entirely of bullshit.

I may have to make that my sig.


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Re: Strain Thread-Strain Discussion Here Only Please [Re: PrimalSoup]
    #18866311 - 09/20/13 06:12 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

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PrimalSoup said:
:jacked:




:smilingpuppy:

'Tis true.

Whaddya got that's cube-spore-varietal related?


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