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My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. * 1
    #14524966 - 05/28/11 04:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Thought I would get your opinions on this...

Like the title says, she rubs it weird? All my other GF's and sex partners would rub it in a nice unoffensive circular motion, sometimes fast, sometimes slow but it never made me feel uncomfortable.

This new chick... I just don't even know how to explain, even the thought weirds me out and makes my dick shrink, but I guess the best way to describe it is like she's scratching the fuck out of it, like she has a major itch she's been waiting to scratch for the past decade, and she does it so goddamn fast that it makes it seem like she's super fucking angry at it. It honestly looks brutally painful. It's just down right vicious.

I just... I don't know... what the fuck?

Do any other girls here rub this way? Maybe you could offer up an explanation?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14525017 - 05/28/11 05:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

whatever happens, that was an awesome post.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Cloud9]
    #14525036 - 05/28/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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whatever happens, that was an awesome post.




lol...  Just go with it??  :laugh2:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525044 - 05/28/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525048 - 05/28/11 05:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Id be worried that she has some sorta infection or disease and is itching sores in there.

What's next? Her dragging her but across the carpet?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: The Inner Eye]
    #14525052 - 05/28/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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The Inner Eye said:
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Cloud9 said:
whatever happens, that was an awesome post.




lol...  Just go with it??  :laugh2:




I'm trying, I really am, but it's so distracting. I can't take my eyes or mind off it, no matter how badly I want to. It haunts my dreams at night and causes me to lose precious sleep. You just really gotta see it to understand...


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525056 - 05/28/11 05:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

The Inner Eye said:
Quote:

Cloud9 said:
whatever happens, that was an awesome post.




lol...  Just go with it??  :laugh2:




I'm trying, I really am, but it's so distracting. I can't take my eyes or mind off it, no matter how badly I want to. It haunts my dreams at night and causes me to lose precious sleep. You just really gotta see it to understand...




I think I got it... ask her about it maybe? Sounds like it really bugs you, so if you guys are getting serious maybe you should bring it up.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525057 - 05/28/11 05:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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What's next? Her dragging her but across the carpet?



lol.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525060 - 05/28/11 05:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Id be worried that she has some sorta infection or disease and is itching sores in there.

What's next? Her dragging her but across the carpet?




Right, see that's what I thought at first too, but surely she wouldn't be scratching that shit so vigorously while I'm literally right in front of her, right?
I'm afraid to say anything because I don't want to hurt her feelings, but it's starting to affect my sanity.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: The Inner Eye]
    #14525061 - 05/28/11 05:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Inner Eye said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

The Inner Eye said:
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Cloud9 said:
whatever happens, that was an awesome post.




lol...  Just go with it??  :laugh2:




I'm trying, I really am, but it's so distracting. I can't take my eyes or mind off it, no matter how badly I want to. It haunts my dreams at night and causes me to lose precious sleep. You just really gotta see it to understand...




I think I got it... ask her about it maybe? Sounds like it really bugs you, so if you guys are getting serious maybe you should bring it up.




Right, but who am I to tell a girl how to flick her bean?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525089 - 05/28/11 05:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

How old is she?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525109 - 05/28/11 06:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She is 19, and I know what you're thinking... she's just sexually inexperienced, but according to her she's been getting freaky for years. I mean, I assume she's been flickin her bean for years now, wouldn't you think she would get it by now? It didn't take me that long to figure out when I first learned how to make the bald man cry.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525115 - 05/28/11 06:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Not really what I was thinking.
Most girls who masturbate have been doing it habitually since they were young.

Maybe she thinks it turns you on to see her go at it like that? Does she get really wet or does it stay dry? Does she have long fingernails?

I dunno why but this would really freak me out too. When you fuck her does she always want you to go faster?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525118 - 05/28/11 06:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Meh, different strokes for different folks.  Gentle caressing and circles don't really do ti for me, I like a more vigorious rub down on my clit kind of even shaking at times.  I can't recall ever making a circular type motion unless I'm stroking the whole vulva area.  Tender and gentle feels good for a few minutes but certainly not enough to get me off.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525127 - 05/28/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Not really what I was thinking.
Most girls who masturbate have been doing it habitually since they were young.

Maybe she thinks it turns you on to see her go at it like that? Does she get really wet or does it stay dry? Does she have long fingernails?

I dunno why but this would really freak me out too. When you fuck her does she always want you to go faster?




God I hope she's not thinking it turns me on to see her mutilate her vagina. I almost feel sorry for the damn thing.
She does always get really wet, never been an issue. And no long fingernails.

Nah, she never asks me to go faster or do anything different TBH... I mean, by the way she screams my name in my ear NONSTOP, I assume she's enjoying it.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525136 - 05/28/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14525137 - 05/28/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Meh, different strokes for different folks.  Gentle caressing and circles don't really do ti for me, I like a more vigorious rub down on my clit kind of even shaking at times.  I can't recall ever making a circular type motion unless I'm stroking the whole vulva area.  Tender and gentle feels good for a few minutes but certainly not enough to get me off.




Ah ok! What I wanted to hear. Just gotta get used to it I guess... it's definitely different for me.
It just looks so goddamn painful though.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525141 - 05/28/11 06:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




Holy shit, if that's the case, I was not informed... IDK if this will work out, I don't want her strangling my dick.
It makes sense though now that I think about it... she loves being choked.
Shit.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525165 - 05/28/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




Holy shit, if that's the case, I was not informed... IDK if this will work out, I don't want her strangling my dick.
It makes sense though now that I think about it... she loves being choked.
Shit.




Have you seen the movie Antichrist?
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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: extreme]
    #14525172 - 05/28/11 06:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




Holy shit, if that's the case, I was not informed... IDK if this will work out, I don't want her strangling my dick.
It makes sense though now that I think about it... she loves being choked.
Shit.




Have you seen the movie Antichrist?
:feelsweirdman:




I have not... do I really want to?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525203 - 05/28/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Your girlfriend is a man-girl.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14525209 - 05/28/11 07:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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extreme said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
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MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




Holy shit, if that's the case, I was not informed... IDK if this will work out, I don't want her strangling my dick.
It makes sense though now that I think about it... she loves being choked.
Shit.




Have you seen the movie Antichrist?
:feelsweirdman:




I have not... do I really want to?




If you think your gf rubbing her pussy too vigorously is gross then you don't want to see the end of the Antichrist.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: extreme]
    #14525211 - 05/28/11 07:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I knew this girl who put peanut butter on her pussy thinking her dog would lick it out and the dog literally ATE her pussy.
She had to get something like 23 stitches in there.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14525214 - 05/28/11 07:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I knew this girl who put peanut butter on her pussy thinking her dog would lick it out and the dog literally ATE her pussy.
She had to get something like 23 stitches in there.




That's disgusting!


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: extreme] * 1
    #14525925 - 05/28/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

what are her handjobs like?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14526082 - 05/28/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

get her some training wrist-weights for joggers


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14526144 - 05/28/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

After thinking about it some more maybe she is a "loose goose" with a desensitized vagina and needs to go at it like that to feel any sorta sensation at all.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14526171 - 05/28/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

maybe she has a less-than-normally-sensitive clit, and gets a bit more vigorous as a result


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14526330 - 05/28/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.




OMG thats crazy- on a bunch of levels LOL


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: 2jew4u]
    #14526579 - 05/28/11 02:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Maybe she's a masochist.

One of my friend's said he walked in on his little brother masturbating and the kid was strangling the shit out of his dick until it turned purple.






Prolly took "choke the chicken" literally


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: memes]
    #14526609 - 05/28/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
After thinking about it some more maybe she is a "loose goose" with a desensitized vagina and needs to go at it like that to feel any sorta sensation at all.



Quote:

meams said:
maybe she has a less-than-normally-sensitive clit, and gets a bit more vigorous as a result




Yeah, my thoughts exactly.  Doesn't necessarily mean she's been over-sexed (though that could be a possible cause), but it could also just be a natural nerve deficiency.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14526670 - 05/28/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Id be worried that she has some sorta infection or disease and is itching sores in there.

What's next? Her dragging her but across the carpet?



This.

Maybe she's diseased.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: thoughts]
    #14526708 - 05/28/11 02:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:awewtf:
Ask her why she rubs it that way? :shrug:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14526719 - 05/28/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There might be a good side to this.
She might like you to chomp down on her vag like a madman or like a dog that just got a new chewtoy.
I'd take advantage of that.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: BothHands]
    #14528292 - 05/28/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Doesn't necessarily mean she's been over-sexed, it could also just be a natural nerve deficiency.



wantedd to stress this.  so qft.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14528304 - 05/28/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

JUST BE HAPPY YOU FOUND AN INTENSE, KINKY LADY FRIEND


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Cherk]
    #14528460 - 05/28/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14528538 - 05/28/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Thought I would get your opinions on this...

Like the title says, she rubs it weird? All my other GF's and sex partners would rub it in a nice unoffensive circular motion, sometimes fast, sometimes slow but it never made me feel uncomfortable.

This new chick... I just don't even know how to explain, even the thought weirds me out and makes my dick shrink, but I guess the best way to describe it is like she's scratching the fuck out of it, like she has a major itch she's been waiting to scratch for the past decade, and she does it so goddamn fast that it makes it seem like she's super fucking angry at it. It honestly looks brutally painful. It's just down right vicious.

I just... I don't know... what the fuck?

Do any other girls here rub this way? Maybe you could offer up an explanation?





That's just how she gets off.

I bet she likes it rough too.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #14528556 - 05/28/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

As long as she dosent want to do it with you penis, there should be no complaining


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Locky]
    #14528560 - 05/28/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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As long as she dosent want to do it with you penis, there should be no complaining





She just sounds like she's doing it rougher to herself that way, maybe causing a little pain and likes that.

i know how I found you now, these forums.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: backinblack]
    #14528936 - 05/29/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She's doing it because it feels good. Let her be. If it really worries you ask her about it.
I wish my girlfriend would touch herself in front of me:tongue:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Steve]
    #14528996 - 05/29/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I will try to get used to it. It's just different and caught me off guard. I'm still confused but I can understand a little better now thanks to you all.
I will report in if anything changes or something else emerges... i know you all would want to know :wink:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Steve]
    #14529286 - 05/29/11 03:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Girl sounds like a true freak.

Be one with her.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Steve]
    #14529489 - 05/29/11 05:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Make an account already?  :smile:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: The Inner Eye]
    #14529506 - 05/29/11 05:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

omg...lol i love this thread


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: detest86]
    #14530945 - 05/29/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

tell her to get a clit ring


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MagicMaker]
    #14531759 - 05/29/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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tell her to get a clit ring




This is a FANTASTIC idea! I'm running it by her tonight.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14533001 - 05/29/11 09:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This thread is grand.  lol!

Maybe she wants you to be more rough too?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14534016 - 05/30/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'd spread her legs wide open and start licking her and fingering her for a little oral before a session. Then I'd just straight up slap that clit just to see what happened. She might like it. :eek:


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Cloud9]
    #14534557 - 05/30/11 06:09 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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whatever happens, that was an awesome post.




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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14540461 - 05/31/11 12:30 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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MagicMaker said:
tell her to get a clit ring




This is a FANTASTIC idea! I'm running it by her tonight.




how did she respond?


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: MagicMaker]
    #14541356 - 05/31/11 03:53 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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MagicMaker said:
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Anonymous said:
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MagicMaker said:
tell her to get a clit ring




This is a FANTASTIC idea! I'm running it by her tonight.




how did she respond?




She said she would if I would... get my cock pierced that is. Seems fair enough, It's just gonna take a lot of mental prep to actually allow someone to get near my dick with a huge needle...


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14541777 - 05/31/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

i didnt read any of this thread just the title cracked me up.


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Re: My new GF rubs her clit weird and it freaks me out. [Re: TheDrake]
    #14543672 - 06/01/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

This is too funny.

I can only imagine you.. sitting there watching her tiger claw her own vagina with your eyes wide open like ...  :awewtf:


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