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OfflineCoaster
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Fat People Evolved from Poor People * 1
    #14524469 - 05/28/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ya u c a long time ago poor people
didnt have anything to eat
so they had to follow herds of animals
and they would have to kill an eat an animal whenever the opportunity arose
even if they just ate a minute ago if there is food available they had to eat it
because they wouldnt no when food would arise again
so one of the poor people gave birth to a mutated human where
that human could store energy on his body in the form of fat
all fat people evolved from this one poor wretched prodigy

me however
i am skinny and never gain weight
i evolved from a king
you c a long time ago there was this king
and he always had food on deck
he could eat whenever he wanted
and his body knew this
so it would never store food in the form of fat because
his body knew that fat was unecessary regardless of food intake
because his body knew he was a rich high class specimen whom would
never die of starvation therefore his king like body didnt necessitate fat storage

you see kids if you are fat your family has been fat and poor for all time
if you have a high metabolism then you are part of the kings race
us skinnies evolved from sophisticated, rich, high class race of kings
:coaster:


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Offlineeritas
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524481 - 05/28/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fuck yeah skinny people :rockon:


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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: eritas]
    #14524485 - 05/28/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:snort:

never felt so good

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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Beanhead]
    #14524493 - 05/28/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well, Coaster had to come back with a bang.  I wish I could gain weight.  I'm 6'2 and 140 and pretty much no matter what I do that's my size.  I've been told some day my metabolism will fail me and I'll get to a more normal weight but I'd like to bulk up.  Oh well.

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Invisiblethe human abstract
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Beanhead]
    #14524502 - 05/28/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:eek::highfive:


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524503 - 05/28/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I see you doing you  :coaster:

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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: the human abstract]
    #14524506 - 05/28/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol @ 43 views and 4 replies


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524527 - 05/28/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:feelsgoodman: to be the king.


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524530 - 05/28/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I saw this thread on the front page and instantly knew who it was.:goodnews:


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524543 - 05/28/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Welcome back, Suzie.

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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524556 - 05/28/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:horly:


paradox? :ashstrobe:

is you one of the nonewb trolls?


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: dynomite]
    #14524562 - 05/28/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

did your spidey die coaster?

hopefully its skin isnt like the venom suit in spider man 3 :catman:


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OfflineCoaster
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: the human abstract]
    #14524574 - 05/28/11 01:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i still have one left

:awejeez:


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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524588 - 05/28/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
ya u c a long time ago poor people
didnt have anything to eat
so they had to follow herds of animals
and they would have to kill an eat an animal whenever the opportunity arose
even if they just ate a minute ago if there is food available they had to eat it
because they wouldnt no when food would arise again
so one of the poor people gave birth to a mutated human where
that human could store energy on his body in the form of fat
all fat people evolved from this one poor wretched prodigy

me however
i am skinny and never gain weight
i evolved from a king
you c a long time ago there was this king
and he always had food on deck
he could eat whenever he wanted
and his body knew this
so it would never store food in the form of fat because
his body knew that fat was unecessary regardless of food intake
because his body knew he was a rich high class specimen whom would
never die of starvation therefore his king like body didnt necessitate fat storage

you see kids if you are fat your family has been fat and poor for all time
if you have a high metabolism then you are part of the kings race
us skinnies evolved from sophisticated, rich, high class race of kings
:coaster:



:bandeodorant: I thought they killed you.....

drunk..............

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Offlinewillowmp
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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14524592 - 05/28/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

maestroelite said:
Well, Coaster had to come back with a bang.  I wish I could gain weight.  I'm 6'2 and 140 and pretty much no matter what I do that's my size.  I've been told some day my metabolism will fail me and I'll get to a more normal weight but I'd like to bulk up.  Oh well.




Wow, same height and weight here.

It's kinda bullshit. My pants will never fit me. I literally don't fit into the waist of the pants I fit into like a year ago.:ifyoucanawe:


At least I'm with all the other king's decedents and Coastie.:themoreyouknow:





Oh wait.


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14524594 - 05/28/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaackkkk


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14524602 - 05/28/11 01:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:feelsgoodman::awehigh::awehigh::awehigh::awehigh::awehigh::awehigh::awehigh::awehigh:


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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: the human abstract]
    #14524784 - 05/28/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hey coaster, welcome back!  I think your skinny king fucked some fat broad, because I'm somewhere in between.  What about me:gc:?

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Re: Fat People Evolved from Poor People [Re: Coaster]
    #14524787 - 05/28/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
i still have one left

:awejeez:





want

i just got neck twitches


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