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Country Music - What the Fuck Happened?
#14519726 - 05/27/11 08:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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First you were all like this:




Now you're all like this:



(Side note: Kid Rock. Does no one remember Baw-wit-da-baw white ghetto-dressed crackhead-looking Kid Rock as opposed to new country-boy Kid Rock? Am I the only one? You hear his fuckin' songs? Auto-tuned bullshit. Half of his biggest hit is Sweet Home Alabama. Fuck.)


Horrendous.
Now, in my opinion the popular music quality has, well, dwindled in the last few years. Not that there are any less good artists or any less great songs but what is supposedly popular really blows now, in all categories... but especially country. God damn modern country music is awful. It's just rock with honky-tonk. It's not even country. The fuck is this shit? I want my American badasses back. Where did they go? Probably got shipped over to China. Country Music Nutshell - Song A is a sad ballad about how my lady left me for the John Deer and Song B is a rock song with country twang.
Admittedly I don't go out of my way to find good country but, for example, my workplace has the radio on for the shifts which they change every few days. Even on the "new" rock channels there is at least a few songs an hour I enjoy. Not the country music station. Never. Never anything. Never an old hit, never a throwback, maybe we'll throw some Cash in there every few hours but that's only because everyone loves him since Walk the Line came out. Fuck that. Never anything but the same old shit. Guess what night it was at work? Country music night. 9 and a half hours of it. Fuck my life.
Someone find me some good country.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: gzuf] 1
#14519738 - 05/27/11 08:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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What happened is it started, that's what happened.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14519778 - 05/27/11 08:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol so true ^^
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14519816 - 05/27/11 08:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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^Lol
I dunno man; good luck with that shit.
Taylor swift is smart. Sexy and yet relatively reserved/Christian-appeal.
A lot of southern baptists wouldn't like the low cut of that dress though!
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: gzuf]
#14519854 - 05/27/11 08:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ya I mean how long can you sing about trucks and jezus before it gets old
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Humility]
#14519867 - 05/27/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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is it a surprise? anything that touches the mainstream industry sucks a fatty.. you can say it with any genre.
example:
vs 
hell even bands are shittier versions of themselves...
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: gzuf]
#14519916 - 05/27/11 09:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Country" in 10 years is all going to sound like this but the dancing women will all be on hoverboards.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Sleepwalker]
#14519962 - 05/27/11 09:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol, i noticed the rock-ness of country lately. pretty soon there going to be playing crushing metal riffs, with tim mcgraw singing about how he likes to "country brutal beer fest with boobies"
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: gzuf]
#14520025 - 05/27/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well I think I'd rather eat the barrel, Of a double-barrel loaded shotgun, Than to hear that shit they call pop-country music, On ninety-eight-point-one. Just so you know, so it's it's set in stone, Kid Rock don't come from where I come from: Yeah, it's true, he's a Yank, he ain't no son of Hank: If you even thought so, god-damn, you're fucking dumb.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Silversoul]
#14520047 - 05/27/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Brad Paisley can play some sick guitar.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Silversoul]
#14520380 - 05/27/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Silversoul said:
Well I think I'd rather eat the barrel, Of a double-barrel loaded shotgun, Than to hear that shit they call pop-country music, On ninety-eight-point-one. Just so you know, so it's it's set in stone, Kid Rock don't come from where I come from: Yeah, it's true, he's a Yank, he ain't no son of Hank: If you even thought so, god-damn, you're fucking dumb.
They are both fucking dumb 
I come frum tha south and im proud...derderder..
Hey guess what I do too...But im not a racist monkey bastard
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: TeamAmerica]
#14520446 - 05/27/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ive been listening to a lot of bluegrass lately.
there are few things better than seeing a good bluegrass band live and drinking some beers with friends.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: frith]
#14520492 - 05/27/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Blue grass is nice...
Banjos are the shit
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: TeamAmerica]
#14520840 - 05/27/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let's get some Waylon up in this bitch.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Silversoul]
#14522263 - 05/27/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Silversoul said: Let's get some Waylon up in this bitch.
Hells yeah mothafucka
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: gzuf]
#14522560 - 05/27/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Hobbs]
#14522575 - 05/27/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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It got it's soul sucked out of it by a bunch of greedy posers.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: Devlish2]
#14522636 - 05/27/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah OP, you're right. Sometimes it's like this though.
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14522660 - 05/27/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Country Music - What the Fuck Happened? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14522664 - 05/27/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Yeah OP, you're right. Sometimes it's like this though.

That was a good song. I enjoyed it 
I'll raise you some Ryan Adams.
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