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Offlinenice1
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: memes]
    #14514222 - 05/26/11 09:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

There are more intelligent things but that doesn't sound like one of them

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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: memes]
    #14514274 - 05/26/11 09:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

seriously just talk to the guy.

if he can't understand that he's being ridiculous, beat his ass. 

You need to get him to willfully stfu, shitting on his doorstep or making your own obnoxious noise is only gonna make him want to be even more annoying to one up you.

"Look mother fucker, if you continue to be loud, I will wait outside your door with a baseball bat every single day until I hospitalize you.  And that's just how it's gonna be."

Make it sound like a certainty.


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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: nice1]
    #14514293 - 05/26/11 09:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fuck everything else. BUY the goddamn cobra. For one cobras are hitmen that don't snitch. Just wear some sun glasses and your good to go. Once the snakes does its job, some cops will inevitably be blinded or worse also. They will never no it was your snake either, its not like the special victims unit is gonna dust a fucking cobra for fingerprints.

The venom will attack his central nervous system causing disorientation and send him into convulsive tremors. He will go into cardiac arrest and the cocktail of hemotoxin and neurotoxic venom will eat his muscle tissue which he will then piss out in a black stream of rot.

If your scared of being bitten, slap a gamestop or xbox live sticker on the package and leave it as his door step. I bet he opens it. I bet.

Why rip his heart out when it could emplode, meanwhile he's becoming paralyzed, retarded and pissing out his own muscle tissue. I wish my bites could deliver cobra venom.


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Offlinenice1
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14514324 - 05/26/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My neighbour came round shouting because I had my window open with music playing.  That was the first time I had ever done it.

His children are in the garden screaming everyday.  I have to sweat it out with my windows shut so I don't have to hear his kids screaming.

Its completely unreasonable but I'm not gonna waste my time with them, I'm just gonna move.  I can't make people be quiet they will just get defensive and then I'll be at war with my neighbour which is pointless.

I think people need to be more tolerant or find other options if you can't.  Picking a fight as many here seem to replied with is IMO not a good answer.

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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14514326 - 05/26/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I hate these situations.  One time, I had a place with ultra thin walls.  I could hear my neighbor's TV at night.  Drove me nuts, but I kinda just dealt with it.

One night, they're partying on like a Wednesday night.  I knock on the door and she says: "Oh, are we being loud?"

Honestly, wtf?  No, there is some other reason I'm knocking on your door at 2AM while you're yelling at the top of your lungs...


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Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14514333 - 05/26/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
So what I'm getting out of this is the following:

I will play my guitar however the fuck loud I want

and

I can play my music as loud as I fucking want...

I wonder what my amp sounds like at 3... at 2 it shook the entire building.. tomorrow we'll find out.

What I REALLY need to do is figure out this dudes sleeping hours.. and then get to work! I'm almost positive he's on some kind of night shift.





So you can do what you want.  But if this guy wants to yell at his TV and does it you get angry.


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14514334 - 05/26/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

your story brought a smile to my face. shitty neigbors for the lose :thumbdown:

playing the guitar is way cooler than screaming at video games on a tv. my dad is a stupid Call of Duty addict. i think its ridiculous


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OfflineConstantine
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14514417 - 05/26/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Or..

Wear your nicest smile, knock his door, share a few bowls with the dude. He probably is a fucking retard and I feel the pain, but I don't think bombing him with shit or putting a snake in his bedroom will be useful. Chill around with him for a while, even play his fucking game with him, and eventually make him understand it'd be cool if he stopped playing it so loud.

You'd be surprised to see how fast can people change their behavior if you just try to be friendly with them, as stupid as they can be. Who knows, you guys might even end up being friends :wink: ( Wouldn't count on that too much though )


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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Constantine]
    #14514432 - 05/26/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

come on to him

and then he'll move


:awesome:

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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #14514458 - 05/26/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DeliciousVinyl said:
come on to him

and then he'll move


:awesome:



This trumps killing him with a spitting cobra. Unless of course...
your neighbor is gay.


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Offlineblujay
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14514592 - 05/26/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
So as some of you may know, the guy who lives in the room next to me plays Call of Duty all day/night, and won't shut up. He screams at his television every time anything happens. Tonight I finally bang on the wall and slowly yell "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP" and he bangs back on the wall and I hear him talking on his headset about how he doesn't give a shit because he hears me play my "gay ass guitar" from time to time... I can hear the guy breathing through these stupid fucking walls.

I'm thinking that I'll put my 30 watt tube amp up to the wall, turn it to about 10, and maybe the vibrations will destroy his xbox or preferably him...

good idea?




Yeha so, there's a weird thing about different kind fo video games I was thinking about. They illicit very distinct emotional reactions, and console shooters always seem to boil down to :crankey:; I suspect this is because it feels like you're trying to aim a gun while submerged in pudding with analog sticks. Combine with shoddy poorly maintained company-owned servers and you have a recipe for rage.

I plays CS:S and other ranked games, and for example even in Dystopia's heyday where thousands were playing with an absolute ranking scale based on kdr/kill count algorithm (1 the best - down to 40k) nobody ever raged like they do on consoles. Rage quit maybe, but none of this WHY AM I LOSING U R SO MUCH WORSE THAM ME I CAN TELL FROM THE PIXELS THAT THAT WAS FOR DEFS A BOOM HEADSHOT AND U R TEH ALIVES! NYYyyyyyyUUUUUhhhhhhghhhh!

In addition, there is no personal accountability because servers are not dedicated and there is not even so much as a way to record events ingame never mind a record of every single game and the included communications like, say, Starcraft II.

On top of that, it's a random group of people each game among tens of thousands of usually indistinguishable individuals whose differentiating features boil down to a half-dozen skins and slight differences in voices after the terrible mics they're all using are taken into account.

Add this all up and you have an environment where there is no established sense of community, no personal identity (and thereby no personal accountability) so less mature people end up being stupid as fuck.


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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: blujay]
    #14514638 - 05/26/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Since you know where he lives, start flooding his IP every time he connects to xbox live.
It makes the kids rage.

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Offlineblujay
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14514642 - 05/26/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

In my opinion, this would be one of the major bullet points in why PC gaming is often a more satisfying / less annoying experience and isn't going anywhere.

Pull that shit in here, you'll have a replay, or 5 people pointing fraps at you for the lulz then posting it on youtube in 4 minutes and tweeting it to all their friends via special forum specifically for the game in question, an administrator kicking you out, banning you, or people voting to mute your annoying ass. Then you'll have no reputation in that server, every time you come around you'll just get slapped around and laughed at, ganged up on- and don't bother changing your name, from your attitude we can tell you usually play Halo.

Thing is, I love console games too. In their own respect they can be really gratifying for the same reasons you usually would loathe them.

You should spray bittering agent on his doorknobs for months on end, he sounds like a dumb neckbeard. If he does have any idea what it is (and I doubt he knows about anything other than the next ACOG scope or Halo sequel as is oft the case) he'll have no idea who's doing it and it only takes seconds to get away with. I would even venture to say I could get away with it even if you pointed a low-frame rate cam at the door through a bit of sleight of hand and moving real quick. He'd basically have to catch you in the act, and that's why you wait till he leaves. You can even spray a paper towel with it ahead of time and just wipe it on there to avoid slangin' a can on the front porch. Leave a bad taste in his mouth for weeks, and if he's keeping you awake wake him up back with 3AM Ga Ga. I think that's about a level retribution...

None of this killing him shit though.

If you have adjacent doors and see him getting pizza delivered, bribe the pizza dude and spray it with the bittering agent a whole bunch. Or just intercept the pizza dude and be like, oh I'm sorry wrong address- and then pay for his Pizza but do whatever you want to it any then have a friend in a black (or red or whatever needs be) collared tee deliver it while he's raging a bit. 99% in his raging he wont notice the lack of pizza service vehicle sign thing or logo on shirt. Wear a jacket if you think he might be sharp, but I doubt it.

Don't forget to bring change though.


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: blujay]
    #14514748 - 05/26/11 11:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy:

this thread is hilarious.

OP you could try and be civil about it, and politely ask him to shut the fuck up....but wheres the fun in that?

i support your idea of guitaring him the fuck out :thumbup:

OR you break into his place and steal his controller, or the game, or the power cord to his xbox, anything so he can't play anymore, then wait for him to come home and let the rage ensue


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What is life? I'm tired of life...

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Invisibleowls
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14514805 - 05/26/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
So as some of you may know, the guy who lives in the room next to me plays Call of Duty all day/night, and won't shut up. He screams at his television every time anything happens. Tonight I finally bang on the wall and slowly yell "SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP" and he bangs back on the wall and I hear him talking on his headset about how he doesn't give a shit because he hears me play my "gay ass guitar" from time to time... I can hear the guy breathing through these stupid fucking walls.

I'm thinking that I'll put my 30 watt tube amp up to the wall, turn it to about 10, and maybe the vibrations will destroy his xbox or preferably him...

good idea?




if it's really that bad you may just have to jump him late one night outside the doorms :shrug:

just kidding :rolleyes:


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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: owls]
    #14514846 - 05/26/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

pawn his shit...


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: blujay]
    #14514854 - 05/26/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

blujay said:
In my opinion, this would be one of the major bullet points in why PC gaming is often a more satisfying / less annoying experience and isn't going anywhere.

Pull that shit in here, you'll have a replay, or 5 people pointing fraps at you for the lulz then posting it on youtube in 4 minutes and tweeting it to all their friends via special forum specifically for the game in question, an administrator kicking you out, banning you, or people voting to mute your annoying ass. Then you'll have no reputation in that server, every time you come around you'll just get slapped around and laughed at, ganged up on- and don't bother changing your name, from your attitude we can tell you usually play Halo.






hahaha video games....
:seriousbusiness:


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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
    #14515419 - 05/26/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:

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Offlineblujay
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #14515663 - 05/26/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I found a clean 1.5 .jar file. If you would like to roll back your client for pending server compatibility just download this .rar, and extract it's content into your User -> Appdata (hidden folder... folder options control panel) -> Roaming -> .Minecraft -> .bin folder. It contains two files but for me straight extract and overwrite worked.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/96dgdt

Just thought I'd tip you off to the clean download, as I turned down a dozen others before finding this one for sketchyness. Remember, the people writing spyware and viruses take specific examples of such times as an attempt to infiltrate unsuspecting users.

WRONG THREAD FTW!


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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: nice1]
    #14515752 - 05/26/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

nice1 said:
My neighbour came round shouting because I had my window open with music playing.  That was the first time I had ever done it.

His children are in the garden screaming everyday.  I have to sweat it out with my windows shut so I don't have to hear his kids screaming.





xbox live nerd is not a little kid screaming.  xbox live nerd is a grown man screaming like a little kid


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