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Enthrall
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step 1. get xbox 2. get Call of dooky 3. befriend neighbor 4. play COD with him 5. stalk him every time hes online 6. *team kill* annoy the fuck outta him make him lose 7. keep gamer tag, in case he kicks you. 8. join friends game or befriend friend and tell your diabolical plan 9. friend informs you of when hes on and you join his games. 10. HE NEVER PLAYS COD EVER AGAIN. 11. Sell xbox and all that shit. Play guitar and smoke trees
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Enthrall]
#14512916 - 05/25/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Enthrall said: step 1. get xbox 2. get Call of dooky 3. befriend neighbor 4. play COD with him 5. stalk him every time hes online 6. *team kill* annoy the fuck outta him make him lose 7. keep gamer tag, in case he kicks you. 8. join friends game or befriend friend and tell your diabolical plan 9. friend informs you of when hes on and you join his games. 10. HE NEVER PLAYS COD EVER AGAIN. 11. Sell xbox and all that shit. Play guitar and smoke trees 
That's just crazy enough to work...
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It won't just work... it's pretty much guaranteed. It has the added bonus of he might even go crazy and try to kill himself.
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malaka the werewolf



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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Shroomism]
#14512996 - 05/26/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Enthrall
Mr ?


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and the more informants you have the more chances of following him game to game.
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Enthrall]
#14513242 - 05/26/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Do what I do when people piss me off, shit in a zip lock bag, let it ferment and leave it on their door step with one end open pointing away from the door. Most of the time they step on it with one foot launching shit onto the other foot. Its quite a hilarious event to watch. If he wasn't your neighbor I would suggest just bombing them with the bag of shit when they step out the door. I prefer to do that to people, the best thing is they will be too embarrassed to file an assault/property defacement charge, and never will try to attack you for it because the first thoughts upon having brown goop explode from a plastic bag onto their face/chest region is.
"Oh my god, am I covered in shit?" and "Does he have more?"
I did it too some steroided dickhead one time, sure if he caught me he could have killed me with his bear hands. But everyone fears the shit.
Also start busting loads on his door handle. Play your guitar really loud too. I love doing that with my PRS. If the shit hurling, loud guitar sounds and dried cum on his door knob fail, kill him. But buy a Spitting Cobra to carry out your work, Get it in his room. You can get them for about 300 shipped to your house. Better then any hit man ever. Ive used them 3 times, always ends up on the news too. Heres where I buy my venom spitting assassins. http://market.kingsnake.com/index.php?cat=102
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Enthrall
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AbstraKt_I_Am said: Do what I do when people piss me off, shit in a zip lock bag, let it ferment and leave it on their door step with one end open pointing away from the door. Most of the time they step on it with one foot launching shit onto the other foot. Its quite a hilarious event to watch. If he wasn't your neighbor I would suggest just bombing them with the bag of shit when they step out the door. I prefer to do that to people, the best thing is they will be too embarrassed to file an assault/property defacement charge, and never will try to attack you for it because the first thoughts upon having brown goop explode from a plastic bag onto their face/chest region is.
"Oh my god, am I covered in shit?" and "Does he have more?"
I did it too some steroided dickhead one time, sure if he caught me he could have killed me with his bear hands. But everyone fears the shit.
Also start busting loads on his door handle. Play your guitar really loud too. I love doing that with my PRS. If the shit hurling, loud guitar sounds and dried cum on his door knob fail, kill him. But buy a Spitting Cobra to carry out your work, Get it in his room. You can get them for about 300 shipped to your house. Better then any hit man ever. Ive used them 3 times, always ends up on the news too. Heres where I buy my venom spitting assassins. http://market.kingsnake.com/index.php?cat=102
Lol if he has a door mat put the bag of shit under it. 
Or smear shit on his door handle with latex gloves of course. When he goes inside he will get shit all over his hands.
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malaka the werewolf



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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Enthrall]
#14513323 - 05/26/11 01:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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bust a load on his door nob seriously, it has to be done.
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Mad_Larkin

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If you want to destroy him with sound waves, this tune will do the trick:
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the human abstract
malaka the werewolf



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fuck i thought i heard a snake in my room last ngiht
now im tweaked the fuck out
thanks. i thought you were talking about a fake snake.
that sucks man.
that would be terrifying. opening a snake is one thing. putting a snake in someones room is evil.
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Konyap

Registered: 06/30/07
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ive dealt with people like this you either ignore it or prepare for war if you start a fight
they're bipolar, litterally psychotic there is nothing you can do
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Konyap

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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Konyap]
#14513522 - 05/26/11 02:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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seriously dude be a man i was gettin used to seeing you aaround here...
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AbstraKt_I_Am


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the human abstract said: fuck i thought i heard a snake in my room last ngiht
now im tweaked the fuck out
thanks. i thought you were talking about a fake snake.
that sucks man.
that would be terrifying. opening a snake is one thing. putting a snake in someones room is evil.
Lol. Isn't it.
Rattlesnakes are cheaper and more aggressive but give them selves away. Plus the cobra, if he fails at actually biting you and killing you. He can still spit venom up to 10 feet with 95% accuracy. So bye bye eye sight.
Also if your in a room, assuming you get hit in the eyes. Chances are you'll panick over the burning of your sight deteriorating and walk within actual biting range of the snake.
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Space Travellin



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If you are serious, your karma is totally fucked. whether you believe in it or not
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: Shroomism]
#14513703 - 05/26/11 04:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You're also gonna burn in hell for all of eternity, weather you believe in it or not
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gzuf
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Kill him, cut out his beating heart, and eat it in front of him as he expires.
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Humility
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: gzuf]
#14513931 - 05/26/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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gzuf said: Kill him, cut out his beating heart, and eat it in front of him as he expires.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for



Registered: 09/26/09
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: pfxtc]
#14514072 - 05/26/11 08:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Killing someone because the walls are thin 
I suggest saving up for a better place to live that is detatched or has thicker sound proof walls.
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fungusmuncher
rabbit chaser



Registered: 03/07/09
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Re: I want to kill this guy... [Re: nice1]
#14514092 - 05/26/11 08:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Next time you hear him bitching I'd yell through the wall, "hey man can you keep it down?". If he makes some stupid remark or continues with the bullshit I would immediately turn on the amp, put it towards the wall and blast it.
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memes
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there are more intelligent things you could do to get back at him. like break into his house when you know he's gone and steal his XBOX
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