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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Offlineandroid313
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Christians Unable To Use Time Machines
    #14510471 - 05/25/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Christians are being warned if they're to travel into the past, that they should MAKE NO MENTION of their current blasphemous beliefs and/or interpretation of the bible. They would be likely tried in an (unfair) court of law (based on The Church), and likely executed on the account of blasphemy. Christians need to conform to HISTORIC Christianity if they intend to survive in the medieval Christian world.

Today's Christianity, thankfully, evolves right along with science and also life. If American religious beliefs ignored science, like they do in Pakistan, why religion would become irrelevant in society. OR another possible scenario, on the flip side, like in Pakistan, religion would BECOME society. Now nobody wants to become like Pakistan which is why Christians are being told to be PROUD OF THEIR BELIEFS but NOT TO USE TIME MACHINES IFYOU INTEND TO PREACH.

Scientologists, on the other hand, are being issued restraining orders and are NOT TO BE SEEN within 300feet of any Time Machine. Just because science continually discredits a lot of traditional religion, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN ADD AN 'OLOGY' suffix, AND GO OFF-TANGENT INTO FICTION AND PRETEND IT HOLDS ANY MERIT WHATSOEVER. We simply CANNOT have mentally unstable personnel  traveling into the past, the RISK IS TOO GREAT.

That will be all.

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Re: Christians Unable To Use Time Machines [Re: android313]
    #14510479 - 05/25/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

good post, but whered you get it from?

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Re: Christians Unable To Use Time Machines [Re: blazenn]
    #14510525 - 05/25/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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blazenn said:
good post, but whered you get it from?




I tried to make it like something on The Onion :smirk:

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Re: Christians Unable To Use Time Machines [Re: android313]
    #14510554 - 05/25/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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android313 said:
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blazenn said:
good post, but whered you get it from?




I tried to make it like something on The Onion :smirk:




lol great post. the really religious people would say "out of the heart the mouth speaks"

so well done! :lol:

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Re: Christians Unable To Use Time Machines [Re: Mr.Qabalistic]
    #14510576 - 05/25/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Mr.Qabalistic said:
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android313 said:
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blazenn said:
good post, but whered you get it from?




I tried to make it like something on The Onion :smirk:




lol great post. the really religious people would say "out of the heart the mouth speaks"

so well done! :lol:




haha thanks:thumbup:

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