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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: shLong]
    #14504457 - 05/24/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Thick black glasses,
excessive bad perfume
faux hawks (ugh)
double chins on skinny girls
loud nerdy laughs
"victim" mentality
poor dental hygiene

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14505515 - 05/24/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Things that turn me off...
an overly apologetic girl... I hate it when a girl thinks she did something really wrong and then says "sorry, sorry, i'm so sorry" a million fucking times in that whiny feel-sorry-for-me voice.
queefs- hey they happen but again, I hate it when ur trying to get your fuck on and they are saying "sorry, sorry, sorry, omg, sorry!"
wearing same type of clothes every day
long, unshaven pubes
bad perfume
Big noses
self-conscious
horrible laughs
excessive moaning during sex
giggly

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: bonnahoo]
    #14505812 - 05/24/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

God damn, some of you guys should start looking into dating men. :lol:

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: BothHands]
    #14506485 - 05/24/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i so don't care about queefing/farting/belching. i think it's pretty awesome actually. i like it when girls are gross. lol


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: BothHands]
    #14506579 - 05/24/11 08:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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BothHands said:
God damn, some of you guys should start looking into dating men. :lol:




:lol:


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: millzy]
    #14506676 - 05/24/11 08:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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millzy said:
i so don't care about queefing/farting/belching. i think it's pretty awesome actually. i like it when girls are gross. lol




Yeah, I find all of these things endearing in an odd way. Makes me feel like I'm with a person instead of a trained doll or something. :shrug:

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14506792 - 05/24/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I dislike girls that are flirty, means they are always lookin for dick.
and yeah a girl with no ass is just annoying, eat more and work out lazy people.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #14506857 - 05/24/11 09:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Superstitious behavior.

Dogmatic of excessively traditional perspectives.

Unadventurous attitude.

Narrow sense of humor.

:smile2:


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Society]
    #14506907 - 05/24/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When girls bitch about my religious beliefs.

When girls whine and whine about something for attention.

When girls put animals above humans.

When girls have nothing better to do than talk shit about other girls. Haven't heard this much since high school though.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #14506909 - 05/24/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Distorted Vision said:
I dislike girls that are flirty




i hate this shit too.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: millzy]
    #14507060 - 05/24/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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millzy said:
Quote:

Distorted Vision said:
I dislike girls that are flirty




i hate this shit too.



Thanks man. Guys fall for this all the time, yeah its nice if you want a piece of ass but those girls will never be suitable for long term relationships or to even be serious with.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #14507161 - 05/24/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Obese, total turn off if they are so fat that it effects their health.
hypocricy when women think that they are more "emotional" or "intuitive" then men.
An annoying laugh. you know what I'm talking about.
selfish.
Clingy.
whiny.
If they are really dramatic, like every little thing is important.
Lying.
Acting during sex.
If they make generalizations.
Assuming about shit they don't know about.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: MeowMix96]
    #14507498 - 05/24/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The dramatic thing though I find to be endearing when i first meet oneif she's always like that it's one of the most obnoxious things in the world to me.
i cant stand girls with a "wet blanket" personality who are always negative/worried/etc.
It really turns me off when some women always have to be right

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: dr_gonz]
    #14508798 - 05/25/11 08:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dr_gonz said:
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acidxprincess said:
Foot fetish people.





Close minded people :smirk:






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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Taco Chef]
    #14509510 - 05/25/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Stupidity.
Conventional life desires.
Too much importance on sex and procreation in general.
Lack of motivation.
Obesity or too skinny.
No interests in life.
Close minded but no well founded personal beliefs.
Can't back up statements or opinions.
Push overs.

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: TTT]
    #14509587 - 05/25/11 12:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Arrogance, impoliteness, selfishness, inability to relax and share.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Cherk]
    #14509822 - 05/25/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anonymous said:








What kind of woman dislikes a guy with dirty fingernails?

Not the type of girl I'm interested in.

Quote:

cherokee said:
the worst is when they are like "get a job!" "do something with your life!" etc.





Go figure Cherokee's response would make me lol irl.




I'm a total blind man when it comes to picking women.  I don't *really* like fatties but I could do it if they're working on changing their body (not for me, for them.  Otherwise it won't work).


I'm not real big on the face.  A face is a face imo.  Personality is what kills it for me.  I like a girl to be gentle but tough, intelligent and clever/wily (both are important) and MOST IMPORTANTLY to be in love with herself.

Not like Narcissus but like Mooji.

Sandals/bare feet, elaborately braided hair (intertwining braids for the win) and cute colorful dresses in summer round out the package.




Secret: I don't feel like body modification is appropriate for me but I am very attracted to girls that are inked up or pierced ^_^.  I've found that these individuals tend to have an above-average crazy ratio however and so it's really slim and hard pickings.



Last but not least: I don't drink alcohol.  I'll tolerate a girl that drinks but it's really not my thing and I have a lot of prejudices against it.  A girl that goes out often, for drinking, is not my type at all.


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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Humility]
    #14510100 - 05/25/11 02:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Humility said:
What kind of woman dislikes a guy with dirty fingernails?

Not the type of girl I'm interested in.




Are your finger nails dirty all the time?
I just don't like holding or sucking on dirty fingers :shrug:

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: Humility]
    #14510110 - 05/25/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ugly face is a deal breaker for me. i dont care about body nearly as much, but Ive got my limits.

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Re: Qualities about the opposite sex that turn you off? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14510117 - 05/25/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah you can change a body way easier than a face.

I hate it when girls bitch about my friends.


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