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NightTripper
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Sex toys
#14509993 - 05/25/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So my fiancée's best friend told her about how she and her boyfriend have been using an artificial vagina during sex because she doesn't like giving head and because she gets sore from penetration too easily. So they more or less they 69 while she uses a fleshlight and he eats her out. Yea, they're kinda strange haha. But now my girl wants me to get one because she hates when I'm super horny at night and shes just not in the mood. Is that weird? I really don't want to spend the money on one and even if i did they're prolly not nearly as good.
I'm depending on you, my fellow shroomers! Should i shell out 80+ bux for one or not? And if so what can i expect from them?
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GGTBod
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beginning of the end of your sexlife with her - its one step up from a wank sock
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lil_demented
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Go ahead and get it. Your girl will get jealous about you using it and you might get more pussy.  Thats how I'd play it.
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NightTripper
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Re: Sex toys [Re: GGTBod]
#14510023 - 05/25/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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GGTBod said: beginning of the end of your sexlife with her - its one step up from a wank sock
Shit that never crossed my mind...
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spock
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Man.... You should tell your fiance that just cause her friend is lame in bed, does not mean that she can start slacking.
$80??? 
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GGTBod
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it sounds too much like
When your horney you can fuck your fleshlight and when she is horny sex will happen
fuck man if i want to have a wank it has fuck all to do with how much i wanna fuck with my girlfriend, often have a wank just before we fuck so i am more chilled out, it definitely doesnt make me want to not fuck her just cos i jacked off - no matter how posh a wank it is
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Re: Sex toys [Re: GGTBod]
#14510055 - 05/25/11 02:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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any toy can be a sex toy.
it's all about location, location, location
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GGTBod
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I'm totally for sex toys in a relationship - the more the merrier but they are to be used together, i dont buy my girl a dildo and say "Hey darling just call me when you want the real thing!" I don't care if my girl uses sex toys all day when i am not there as long as it is not a replacement for the fucking we should be doing together
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the human abstract
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tell her you can only get this. make up some bullshit about how it doesnt work unless its plugged in

every night you wanna bang her tell her you saw lightning and you dont want your rod to get zapped
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If any GF i had started putting constraints on the sex, and starts getting moody about when she wants sex or not, starts being mad cause I'm horny, etc (yea, it happened before) I'll give her a can of pork and beans, stick an apple in her mouth, and show her the fucking door.
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starfire_xes said: If any GF i had started putting constraints on the sex, and starts getting moody about when she wants sex or not, starts being mad cause I'm horny, etc (yea, it happened before) I'll give her a can of pork and beans, stick an apple in her mouth, and show her the fucking door.
My ex would complain when I wanted to have sex daily. 
She talked with her girl friend at work who was complaining about the same thing- And her friend said, "Yeah! He wants to have sex like twice a week sometimes!"
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once I was looking for something in my dad's room, when I stumbled upon a black case, inside was a fat

I was like "Ahhhh WTF?!"
it wasn't cooQuote:
ifoundwaldo said:
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starfire_xes said: If any GF i had started putting constraints on the sex, and starts getting moody about when she wants sex or not, starts being mad cause I'm horny, etc (yea, it happened before) I'll give her a can of pork and beans, stick an apple in her mouth, and show her the fucking door.
My ex would complain when I wanted to have sex daily. 
She talked with her girl friend at work who was complaining about the same thing- And her friend said, "Yeah! He wants to have sex like twice a week sometimes!"


twice a week?? my god I would slap a bitch if she was only putting out once a week...
seriously though that would be awful
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RP should tease his girl more, lots of touching throughout the day, sexting, etc. but not make her cum. She'll stay horny and BEG for attention at night.
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She's fucking someone else, bro.
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ifoundwaldo said: My ex would complain when I wanted to have sex daily. 
She talked with her girl friend at work who was complaining about the same thing- And her friend said, "Yeah! He wants to have sex like twice a week sometimes!"

wow she must be borderline frigid. my girl complains when I don't fuck her enough. when we first started dating we had sex 3 times a day on average (the days we hung out anyway). I've since got a new job that tends to be physically demanding and i just don't have the energy anymore. she gets upset with me if we don't fuck every day.
her sex drive is ridiculous. which is why i was supportive of her idea to get a toy or three so she could satisfy herself when i wasn't around. i think its hot. she picked out toys that were tiny in comparison to my dick, so theres no worry of dampening the pleasure of sex with me.
a lot of guys are worried that they might be replaced by dildos/vibrators, but thats ridiculous. would you ever stop fucking your girl because you found a rubber pussy that felt good? the real thing is infinitely better. girls want a real live man fucking them. the toys are for when she's horny and the guy isn't around.
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GGTBod
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Re: Sex toys [Re: BoneMan]
#14510336 - 05/25/11 03:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The girl who is your girls friend - the one not letting her man have the pussy she is giving it to someone else and she doesnt want her "bill paying man" stinking up the pussy so it is nice and fresh for the "lover man" and she has told your girl this idea who thinks it is great and she is trying to castrate you with this wank toy so she can control when you do and do not get the pussy so she can keep it fresh for the man on the side or the possibly new man she is looking for whilst keeping you on the line incase she cant get anything better than you
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starfire_xes
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Re: Sex toys [Re: GGTBod]
#14510388 - 05/25/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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THe worst thing in the world is when Pussy Becomes a Weapon in a relationship. SO, say one fucking thing wrong to the old lady, she cuts you off for a month...
Also married woman who 'schedule' sex for a certain time or day of the week. Fuck that shit. WHen my dick stands, it wants pussy. No fucking schedule or games.
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GGTBod
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I thin OP and his misses are having an all out war over access rights to the pussy
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: Sex toys [Re: GGTBod]
#14510750 - 05/25/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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GGTBod said: The girl who is your girls friend - the one not letting her man have the pussy she is giving it to someone else and she doesnt want her "bill paying man" stinking up the pussy so it is nice and fresh for the "lover man" and she has told your girl this idea who thinks it is great and she is trying to castrate you with this wank toy so she can control when you do and do not get the pussy so she can keep it fresh for the man on the side or the possibly new man she is looking for whilst keeping you on the line incase she cant get anything better than you
I think you're reading too much into this.
But she told it to my ex-g/f in confidence. I just heard it secondhand.
The dude she's going out with is a douche, but she married him. How can you complain about biweekly sex when you're fucking married? My guess would be that he's not that good.
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next time your girl mentions the word fleshlight or artificial vagina, simply tell her to suck it
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GGTBod
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Exactly so he dont get to mess up the pussy which she is keeping fresh for her real cock when ever she gets it.
The old golden rule applies ALWAYS
If your not getting it, someone else is
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Prisoner#1
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starfire_xes said: THe worst thing in the world is when Pussy Becomes a Weapon in a relationship. SO, say one fucking thing wrong to the old lady, she cuts you off for a month...
my ex wife tried to punish me foe some shit once by withholding sex, I said fine, have it your way... after about 3 weeks she was horny as hell and decided she wanted to fuck, I told her I hadnt learned my lesson yet and feel I still need to be punished, two more weeks before I finally gave it up
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That's the best. When a woman tries to withhold sex, but it totally backfires on them 
I've done that once or twice. Its pretty funny.
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Re: Sex toys [Re: x Ju x]
#14511924 - 05/25/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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your avaTar is a trip
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Sounds like you need to improve your techniques.
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